The child grows up, and jokes and fables appear in his life. Fables have existed among the people for a long time, but folk art preserves the best, gradually weeding out everything unnecessary. The difference between fables and nursery rhymes and pestles is that they are not associated with any movements, but there is some kind of fabulous or fantastic plot in it. These are pictures from the life of animals or short fairy tales that expand the child's knowledge of the world around them. Fiction songs and changelings, which help the baby to understand the real and the fantastic, strengthen the child in the correct perception and sense of the world. Young children (up to 3 years old) perceive paradoxes as reality. Fables are intended for children who already have enough life experience to feel the paradoxical nature of the situation being described. Reading such poems contributes to the development of freedom of thought, imagination and, most importantly, a sense of humor. It is important that the baby hears surprise in the voice of an adult and understands that something incredible is happening .. Putting a new meaning into the familiar, turning everything upside down, the child learns to better operate with concepts, develops freedom of thinking, imagination and, importantly, learns to understand humor.
For an adult, these are absurdities, but for a child, funny stories about something that does not happen. When a child discovers the patterns of the world around him, new concepts, he begins to play with these concepts, because through the game he learns the world.

and the swamp is a stump,
He's too lazy to move.
The neck does not turn
And I want to laugh.

your hostess
She was smart
Everyone in the hut worker
For the holiday gave:
The dog washes the cup with his tongue,
The mouse collects crumbs under the window,
On the table, the cat scratches with its paw,
The hen sweeps the doormat with a broom.

hoo, I'm sitting on a mountain ash,
I pass the animal
And that animal went out the gate.
- Where is the gate?
- Washed away with water.
- Where is the water?
- Bulls drank.
- Where are the bulls?
- They went into the reeds.
- Where's the cane?
- Girls broke.
- Where are the girls?
- They left for their husbands.
- Where are the husbands?
- They left for Kazan.
- Where is Kazan?
- Kazan burned out.

x, there was a problem:
The water caught fire.
passed by
Retired soldier.
Retired soldier Taras
Saved the river from the fire
The fire extinguished
He deserved the fame
"Taras gray-haired
He put out the water with his beard!

avushka flew,
Dropped feathers.
- Who wants feathers?
- Dear Vovushka.
- What does he need feathers for?
- Push the hat.
- What's the hat for?
- Give to Grandpa.
Let's give Vova porridge
In a red bowl
loaf of bread,
honey tub,
Donuts, cakes,
Pig legs.

about the blue sea the ship runs,
The gray wolf stands on the nose,
And the bear fastens the sails.
Hare leads a boat by a rope,
The chanterelle from behind the bush looks slyly:
How to steal a bunny
How to break a rope.

redeemed the ram of the bagels
Early in the market
I bought a lamb bagel:
For sheep, for sheep
TEN poppy rings,
NINE sushi,
EIGHT buns,
SEVEN cakes,
SIX cheesecakes,
FIVE cakes,
FOUR donuts,
THREE cakes,
TWO gingerbread
And I bought ONE kalach -
I didn't forget about myself!
And for the wife - sunflowers.

ate a mosquito under a bush,
On spruce on stumps,
Dangling his feet on the sand
He put his nose under the leaf -
Hid!

a squirrel is walking on a cart,
She sells nuts
fox-sister,
Sparrow, titmouse,
Bear fat-fifth,
Mustachioed hare.
To whom in a scarf
Who cares
Who cares.

all the birds flew
tap dance sisters,
Cuckoo girlfriend;
Sparrow-brother-in-law
He narrowed his eyes;
Crow Bride
She sat down.
Only there is no groom.
Should I call the rooster?

old hare mows hay,
And the fox rakes.
The fly carries hay to the cart,
And the mosquito throws.
Drove to the hayloft -
From the cart the fly cried out:
"I won't go to the attic,
I'll fall from there
I break my leg
I'll be lame."

knock-knock, look at the gate:
That's right, someone is coming to visit:
The whole family is going
The pig is ahead.
Gusli goose set up,
And a rooster with a trumpet.
The cat and the dog were surprised -
They even reconciled.

danced turnip with poppy,
And parsley with parsnip,
Corn with garlic
Our Tanya with the Cossack.
But the carrot did not want
dance, dance,
Because she couldn't
Dance, dance.

yen-shadow, sweat,
Above the city is a wattle fence.
The animals sat under the fence.
Boasting all day
The fox boasted:
- I am beautiful to the whole world!
Bunny boasted:
- Come on, catch up!
Hedgehogs boasted:
- We have good coats!
The bear boasted:
- I can sing songs!

mouse in a basket
Went down the track.
The dog on the bar hums,
The bear breaks on the chain,
Agathon puts on his shoes on the stove.

rah-tah, tararah,
The mouse rides on hedgehogs.
- Wait prickly hedgehog,
No more driving
You are very stubborn, hedgehog!

uru, turu, shepherd boy,
Viburnum cushion.
Where did you fly summer
Where did you spend the winter?
- At the tsar in Moscow,
In a golden lip
What is the king doing? -
- Turu writes a note,
Breathe on the girl.
- Girl, girl,
Go get some water.
- I'm afraid of the wolf.
- Wolves at work,
Owl in the swamp.
- Owl, Owl,
shaggy legs,
They ran along the path.
Popov guys
Peas were threshed
The chains are broken
They left for the barn
Fill the chicken.
Like a feather from a chicken
Rolled
Near Ivanovo village.

u-tu, tu-tu, tu-tu, tu,
A raven sits on an oak
He plays the trumpet.
The pipe is turned, gilded.
Kuzma weaves bast shoes,
They play balalaika.
Good balalaika,
Kalachi baked.
Kalachi are hot
From the note window.
The boy came
burnt finger,
The old man came
Burnt tongue.
Mids, mids, mitts,
Go get Mikita.
Mikitka does not like
Will not buy boots -
Buy cherevichki,
They are small.
Pop from the cadenka
Poke out the eyes.
Sheep from under the stove
With big eyes
With steep horns.
A woman sat on a ram,
Jumped over the mountains.
- You, woman, do not jump,
Give me my rolls.

Our moon
From a dear friend
Forty tubs
salty frogs,
Forty barns
dry cockroaches,
Fifty
Pigs -
Only the legs are hanging.

Well you are Grandmother Yaga,
Broken leg.
Who, who got over it?
- A drunken man.
- What-what to heal?
- Soak the hemp.
Hemp cracks,
The sparrow squeaks.
Little Tatars
They took everything on a stick,
They hit the board
Let's go to Moscow
Bought a comb
They scratched Matryonka,
Matryona braid
Tied to the nose.

Well you, Vasenka, my friend,
Don't run to the meadow
On the steep coast.
The mouse will eat you
Or a swallow
Or a gray top
Because of the bush
Or a white dog
From under the bridge.

la hut on the bridge
And wagged her tail
Caught on the railing
Went straight into the river.
Noise in the river, ringing in the river!
Who does not believe - get out!

whether the sheep are on the way,
Wet feet in a puddle.
One, two, three, four, five,
They began to wipe their feet,
Who with a handkerchief
Who is a rag
Who has a holey mitten.

nursery rhymes- These are small poems intended for babies, accompanied by simple hand movements and facial expressions. With the help of nursery rhymes, a child learns the world by playing, from the first days of his life. Repetitive sound combinations contribute to the laying of speech development.

Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta,
A cat married a cat
For the cat
For Ivan Petrovich.
He is mustache, striped,
Well, not a cat -
And just a treasure!

Grandma sowed peas
Jump-jump, jump-jump,
The ceiling collapsed
Jump jump, jump jump.
Baba walked, walked, walked,
I found a pie.
She sat down, ate, went again.
Baba stood on her toe
And then on the heel
I began to dance Russian
And then squatting.

Where are our pens?
Here are our pens!
Where are our legs?
Here are our legs!
And this is Nastya's nose
All overgrown with goats.
But these are the eyes, ears,
Cheeks thick pillows
But what is this? Tummy!
But this is Nastya's mouth!
Show me your tongue
Let's tickle your barrel
Let's tickle your side.

My mouth can eat
Nose to breathe, and ears to listen,
Eyes blink - blink,
Handles - grab everything.

(Leading the child’s finger along the named parts of the body):
Nose, nose, forehead,
Cheeks, chin.
Ears, eyes,
Nikitushka's fairy tales (tickle at this moment).

Cucumber, cucumber!
Don't go to that end
The mouse lives there
Your tail will bite off!

There is a stump in the swamp,
He's too lazy to move.
The neck does not turn
And I want to laugh.

Shot down, knocked together - that's the wheel,
Sat down and went - oh, good!
looked back -
Some knitting needles are lying.

Baba Yaga
bone leg,
The stove was stoked
I cooked porridge.
Fell off the stove
Broke her leg.
Went to the market
Crushed the samovar.
Went to the street
crushed the chicken
I went to the garden
Made all the people laugh.

Spider, spider,
Grab Lena by the barrel.
Frog, frog,
Grab Lena by the ear.
Deer, deer,
Grab Lena by the knees.
Doggie, doggie
Grab Lena by the nose.
Hippo, hippo,
Grab Lena by the stomach.
wasp, wasp,
Grab Lena by the hair.

Our hostess
She was sharp
Everyone in the hut worker
For the holiday gave:
The dog washes the cup with its tongue,
The mouse collects crumbs under the window,
On the table, the cat scratches with its paw,
The chicken sweeps the doormats with a broom.

I have a pig
Cut the horse.
I'll sit down and go
I'll drop by for lunch.

I'll go out into the street
I'll hook up the chicken.
On the fastener - a cockerel,
But-oh-oh, let's go, my friend!

Here they are in the bed
Pink heels.
Whose heels are these -
Soft and sweet?
Goslings will come running
Pinched at the heels.
Hide quickly, don't yawn
Cover with a blanket!

Oh, do not grieve grief -
Nowhere to put the cat.
Brought to the yard
Planted on the fence -
The cat has already run
Scared all the guys
All lambs and calves
And little guys!

Wind, breeze
Pull on the sail!
Drive the ship
To the Volga River!

Rain, rain
Cap-cap-cap!
Wet tracks.
We can't go for a walk
We'll get our feet wet.

Walls (touch your finger on one cheek of the baby)
Walls (touch the baby's second cheek with your finger)
Ceiling (touched forehead)
Windows (pointed out)
Doors (pointed to the mouth)
And Call Pee-and-ip! (click on the nose)
Master of the house?
Harmony ready?
Can I play?

And tickle the little one!!!

Water, water,
Wash my face
To make your eyes sparkle
To make cheeks blush
To laugh mouth,
To bite a tooth.

Ai-tata, tata, tata,
Please sieve -
Sow flour,
Make pies.
And for our sweetie
Let's make pancakes
Let's bake a pancake
Feed your son!

Only mice will scratch
Gray Vaska is right there.
Hush, mice, go away
Don't wake the cat Vaska.
How Vaska the cat wakes up
Will break the whole round dance.
Here Vaska the cat woke up -
Dispersed the whole round dance!

Our ducks in the morning:
- Quack-quack-quack!
- Quack-quack-quack!
Our geese by the pond:
- Ha-ha-ha!
- ha-ha-ha
And a turkey in the yard:
- Ball-ball-ball!
- Ball-ball-ball!
Our buns above:
- Grru-grru-u-grru-u!
Our chickens in the window:
- Ko-ko-ko!
- Ko-ko-ko!
How about Petya the Cockerel?
Early in the morning
We will sing "Ku-ka-re-ku!"

Bunny gray sits
And wiggles his ears.
Like this, like this
He moves his ears!

It's cold for a bunny to sit
You need to warm up your paws.
Like this, like this
Gotta warm up the paws!

It's cold for a bunny to stand
Bunny needs to jump.
Like this, like this
Bunny needs to jump!

The wolf scared the bunny!
Bunny immediately ran away!

Fingers will rise
Dress our children.
Fingers up - hurrah!
It's time for us to get dressed.

Pussy, pussy, pussy, come on!
Don't sit on the path
Our baby will go
It will fall through the pussy.

Pig Nenila
Son praised:
- That's pretty
Something pretty
walks sideways,
ears up,
crochet ponytail,
Piglet nose!

This finger is the thickest, strongest and biggest!
This finger is for showing it off!
This finger is the longest and it stands in the middle!
This finger is nameless, he is the most spoiled!
And the little finger, although small, is dexterous and daring!

Our Zhenya by gender
It flooded for the first time.
Got on my knees
Crawled to the wall
Raised both hands
She swayed and went.
Stomp, stomp your feet
New boots!
Top top to the corner
She stood and went.
Far away in another corner
Ball and teddy bear on the floor.
Zhenya wants to take them
Stomps feet.
Ran, swayed
Slap - and immediately stretched out.
Zhenechka did not cry,
Slowly got up
And to the very corner
Went all over the room.
I grabbed the bear by the leg,
The ball rolled with its foot,
And then she went again
Walk around the room -
To the sofa, to the window,
I walked a little under the table
Dark under the table
The tablecloth is long.
And on the chair - Murka,
Gray skin.
Raising your hand,
Zhenya is stroking a cat.
He says to her: - Pay-pay.
He says to her: - Bye-bye.
Murka blinks slightly -
Knows whose hand it is.
Standing by the chair
Zhenya rest???b
And then she went again
Walk around the room.
She got to the closet
And groaning, she sat on the floor.
Gotta rest again
There's a long road ahead...

Vanya, Vanya-simplicity
Bought a horse without a tail.
Sat back to front
And went to the garden.

Chiki-chiki-chikalochki,
Vanya rides on a stick
And Dunya is in the cart
Cracks nuts.

Chiki-chiki-chikalochki,
The bear rides on a stick.
Squirrel in a cart
Cracks nuts.

Only mice will scratch
Gray Vaska is right there.
Hush, mice, go away
Don't wake the cat Vaska.
How Vaska the cat wakes up
Will break the whole round dance.
Here Vaska the cat woke up -
Dispersed the whole round dance!

Oh you, oblique hare - that's it!
Don't follow me, that's it!
You will get into the garden - that's it!
You will gnaw all the cabbage - like this,
How do I catch you - like this,
How to grab my ears - like this,
Yes, and unscrew the tail - like that!

A swan floats along the river,
Above the bank carries a head.
Waving a white wing
She shakes off water on the flowers.

Pussy, pussy, pussy, come on!
Don't sit on the path
Our baby will go
Through the pussy will fall!

Katya, Katya is small,
Katya darling,
Walk down the path
Stomp, Katya, with a foot.

(Alternately bend fingers)
This finger went to the forest,
This finger - a mushroom found,
This finger - took place,
This finger will lie tightly,
This finger - ate a lot,
That's why he got pissed off.

Zainka, enter the garden,
Grey, enter the garden.
Bunny, Bunny, come into the garden
Grey, grey, enter the garden!

Zainka, tear off the color,
Grey, tear off the color.
Bunny, Bunny, pluck the color
Grey, grey, pluck the color!

Zainka, your wreath,
Grey, your wreath.
Bunny, bunny, svey wreath,
Grey, grey, your wreath.

Zainka, dance,
Gray, dance.
Bunny, Bunny, dance,
Grey, grey, dance.

Palms-palms
Clapped their hands
Clap your hands (clap your hands)
Let's rest a little (hands on knees).

The cat is walking on the bench
Leads a cat by paws
Tops-tops on the bench
Tsapy-tsapy for paws.

Forty, forty!
Where was?
- Long away!
The stove was stoked
cooked porridge,
Jumped on the threshold -
Called guests.

Gifts, gifts!
Evil mosquitoes!
Curled, circled
Yes, they grabbed the ear!
Kus!

Bunny gray sits
And wiggles his ears.
Like this, like this
He moves his ears!

It's cold for a bunny to sit
You need to warm up your paws.
Like this, like this
Gotta warm up the paws!

It's cold for a bunny to stand
Bunny needs to jump.
Like this, like this
Bunny needs to jump!

The wolf scared the bunny!
Bunny immediately ran away!

magpie, magpie,
Jumped on the threshold
Guests were waiting for:
Will the guests come
Will they eat porridge?
Agashka has arrived
I ate all the porridge.
I gave this one on a plate,
This on a spoon
This on the whorl
This is the whole pot,
Finger-boy
Didn't get it.
finger boy
Pushes, grinds.
Walks on water
Kvass creates:
swamp water,
Flour is not hammer.
Sauerkraut on linden,
Pine whorl.
I took a box
Went for water.
Here I stepped - pretty,
It's hot here
Here is a stump and a deck,
There is a white birch
And here the keys boil-boil.

(We depict a “goat” with our fingers)
There is a horned goat
There is a butted goat
Legs top-top,
Eyes clap-clap.
Who does not eat porridge
Doesn't drink milk
Gore, gore, gore.
(show how a goat butts)

Hush, Little Baby, Do not Say a Word,
I give beats,
Twenty-five beaters
Vanya will sleep soundly.

Mice lead a round dance,
A cat is napping on a couch.
Hush, mice, don't make noise,
Don't wake the cat Vaska.
Here Vaska the cat wakes up,
Will break the whole round dance.

The cat went to the market,
I bought a cat pie
The cat went to the street
I bought a bun for a cat.
Do you have yourself
Or demolish Borenka?
I'll bite myself
Yes, I'll take Borenka too.

The cat went to the stove
Found a pot of porridge.
On the kalachi oven,
Like fire, hot.
Gingerbreads are baked
The cat's paws are not given.

Like our neighbor
The conversation was fun.
Geese - in the gusli,
Ducks - in pipes,
Sheep - in the donets,
Cockroaches - in drums.

Outside
two hens
They fight with a rooster.
Two beautiful girls
Watching and laughing
- Ha-ha-ha! Ha ha ha!
How we feel sorry for the rooster!

Oh you owl-owl,
You are a big head!
You were sitting on a tree
You turned your head
Fell into the grass
Rolled into the hole!

Here is an owl-owl,
You are a big head!
You were sitting on a tree
You turned your head
Fell into the grass
Rolled into the hole!

Here is an owl-owl -
Big head
Sitting on a tree
Turns his head.
Looking in all directions
And he says to everyone:
- Nobody beats the owl
And he doesn't pull on his ears.

Like we have a goat
What a smart one he was
I walked on the water myself
I cooked porridge myself
I fed my grandfather and grandmother.

Katya-Katya-Katyukha
She saddled the rooster.

Russian folk tales, nursery rhymes in verse for children

Fables are nonsense, these are poems or stories that tell about something that cannot actually be. Thanks to them, the child develops a sense of humor, he begins to understand reality better, logic, fantasy, and thinking develop. let's start collecting in this threadRussian folk tales - in rhymes, this is something like nursery rhymes for children. The kids love them and listen to them with pleasure.

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Where is it seen
And in what village is it heard
For a hen to give birth to a bull,
Piglet laid an egg
Yes, I took it to the shelf.
And the shelf broke
And the egg broke.
The sheep fluttered
The mare clucked:
- Oh, where-where-where!
We didn't have it like that
So that the armless man robs our cage,
The bare-bellied man put it in his bosom,
And the blind man was peeping
And the deaf man overheard
And the legless water carrier ran,
The tongueless "guard" screamed!

***
Drove the village
Past the man
Suddenly from under the dog
The gates are barking.
He grabbed a club
Broke the ax
And for our cat
Ran the fence.
The roofs were scared
Sit on a raven
The horse is chasing
A man with a whip.

***
There is a stump in the swamp,
He's too lazy to move.
The neck does not turn
And I want to laugh.

***
The fox ran through the forest
The fox has lost its tail.
Vanya went to the forest
Found a fox tail.
The fox came early
Vanya brought berries,
She asked for her tail.

***
Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandpa Egor is coming
On a bulan cart,
On a creaky horse.
Boots on it with a pocket
A vest with a heel.
Belted with a club
Leaned on a sash.

***
Between heaven and earth
Piglet rummaged
And accidentally tail
Caught up to the sky.

***
Fuck-tah, rattle,
The mouse rides on hedgehogs.
- Wait prickly hedgehog,
No more driving
You are very stubborn, hedgehog!

***
The ship runs across the blue sea.
The gray wolf stands on the nose,
And the bear fastens the sails.
Hare leads a boat by a rope,
The chanterelle from behind the bush looks slyly:
How to steal a bunny
Like breaking a rope.

***
This, brothers, isn't it a miracle?
A club was running with a boy in his hands,
And behind him is a sheepskin coat with a woman on his shoulders.
The whip grabbed the dog to soar the man,
And the man with fear climbed under the gate.
The village screamed, "The lake is on fire!"
Hay with firewood is in a hurry to put out the fire.

***
The sheep were walking along the road,
Wet feet in a puddle.
One, two, three, four, five,
They began to wipe their feet,
Who with a handkerchief
Who is a rag
Who has a holey mitten.

***
Thunder rolled over the mountains -
A mosquito fell from an oak tree,
Crashed on the rhizome
An old mosquito mosquito.
Flies flocked in an instant -
Two rumblers-goryukhi,
Raised a poor brother
They began to buzz, to kill:
- Old mosquito mosquito,
How it hurts, my friend!
Our poor light-sudarik,
How sorry we are for you, mosquito!

A squirrel sits on a cart
She sells nuts
fox-sister,
Sparrow, titmouse,
Bear fat-fifth,
Mustachioed hare.
To whom in a scarf
Who cares
Who cares.

***
A mosquito sat under a bush,
On spruce on stumps,
Dangling his feet on the sand
He put his nose under the leaf -
Hid!

***
Raven in red boots
In gilded earrings
Black raven on oak
He plays the trumpet
Turned pipe,
gilded,
The pipe is fine
The song is complex.

***
Our hostess
She was smart
Everyone in the hut worker
For the holiday gave:
The dog washes the cup with his tongue,
The mouse collects crumbs under the window,
On the table, the cat scratches with its paw,
The hen sweeps the doormat with a broom.

***
Vanyusha-simplicity
Bought a horse without a tail.
Went to get married
Tied a trough.
The trough is breaking
The wife smiles.

***
All the birds flew
tap dance sisters,
Cuckoo girlfriend;
Sparrow-brother-in-law
He narrowed his eyes;
Crow Bride
She sat down.
Only there is no groom.
Should I call the rooster?

The fox ran through the forest
The fox has lost its tail.
Vanya went to the forest
Found a fox tail.
The fox came early
Vanya brought berries,
She asked for her tail.

***
There was a hut on the bridge
And wagged her tail
Caught on the railing
Went straight into the river.
Noise in the river, ringing in the river!
Who does not believe - get out!

***
You guys listen
My fairy tale is not rich
From the humpbacked horse
And a dancing bear:
Like a dirty pig
She made a nest on an oak tree.
She built a nest, brought out the children.
sixty piglets
They sit by knots.
The pigs are squealing
They want to fly.
They flew, they flew.
It's like a bear is flying across the sky.
The bear is flying
Head turns.
And he carries a cow,
Black-and-white, white-tailed.
And the cow is mooing
Yes, the tail is twirling!
Know the bear shouts:
- Let's go to the right
Come on to the left
And now straight ahead!

***
Oh, there's been a problem:
The water caught fire.
passed by
Retired soldier.
Retired soldier Taras
Saved the river from the fire
The fire extinguished
He deserved the fame
"Taras gray-haired
He put out the water with his beard!

The turnip danced with the poppy,
And parsley with parsnip,
Corn with garlic
Our Tanya with the Cossack.
But the carrot did not want
dance, dance,
Because she couldn't
Dance, dance.

The pig made a nest on the spruce,
She made a nest, brought out the children,
Little kids, little pigs.
Piglets hang on knots,
They hang by knots, they want to fly.

***
And where is it seen
And where is it heard
For the hen to bring a bull,
The little pig laid an egg,
To the skies
The bear flew
Waving his black tail.

***
Two funny little ones
sitting deftly on the stove,
Picked watermelons from the apple tree,
They pulled carrots in the sea.
Crayfish ripened on the branches,
Seven herrings and ruffs.
All surrounding dogs
Ate swede from the heart

***
The rain is warm
The sun is pouring.
Miller grinds
Water in the well.

Laundress on the stove
Erases the trough.
grandmother in the river
I toasted the sieve.


***
Under the barn two magpies
fried jam,
The chickens ate the rooster
They say dogs.

***
At the station in the new hall,
The cat is headless.
While looking for the head
Legs got up and went.

***
A cow floats on the river
Overtook the ship.
A crow stands on its horns
And rowing straw.

***
Grandfather curly without hair,
Thin as a barrel.
He has no children
Only son and daughter.

***
A hare sits on a birch
Reads a book aloud.
A bear came to him
He listens, sighs.

***
Nonsense, nonsense
These are just lies:
Hay is cut on the stove
Rocker crayfish.

***
Early in the morning, in the evening
Late at dawn
Uncle rode on horseback
In a chintz carriage.
And behind him at full speed
jumping steps,
The wolf tried to swim
A bowl of pies.
The hare looked up at the sky
There's an earthquake
And from the clouds on him
Dripping jam.

***
You guys listen
I'll sing a lie to you:
Instead of a pretzel - donuts
The man swallowed the arc.

***
There is a cart on the mountain
Tears drip from the arc.
There is a cow under the mountain
Puts on boots.

***
From behind the clouds, from the fog
A man rides a ram.
And behind him on mosquitoes
Children jump in felt boots
And the wife on a flea
Rides along the track.

***
Hedgehog sits on a pine tree -
new shirt,
Shoe on head
Cap on the leg.

***
Rides on a fox
hen riding,
A head of cabbage is running
With a somersault hare.
Catching a pike in the sea
fisherman's net,
swimming cow
In a cap of milk.
grain of wheat
The sparrow pecks
And the worm to the crow

Carries in a box.
***
A brick floats on the river
Wood like glass.
Well, let yourself float
We don't need plasticine.
This is a story about a hedgehog
He flies into his nest
A fly is also a plane,
Only very small.

***
I bought a lamb
Early in the market
I bought a lamb bagel:
For sheep, for sheep
TEN poppy rings,
NINE sushi,
EIGHT buns,
SEVEN cakes,
SIX cheesecakes,
FIVE cakes,
FOUR donuts,
THREE cakes,
TWO gingerbread
And I bought ONE kalach -
I didn't forget about myself!
And for the wife - sunflowers.


What is fiction?
It means: Wolf and Lioness
Bring your kids
By car to kindergarten.
And then - sped off into the mountains
To work in the Children's City,
Where in the "Salon of Kindness"
Giving Squirrels flowers.

***
Now listen guys
I will sing awkwardly
A bull is flying in an airplane
The rooster plows on the pig.
The hog is flying on the fence,
Leaves are measured by arshin,
Collects on a needle
To avoid wrinkles.
A cow lies on a ditch
Girded with kvass,
The dough is kneaded and whipped
Runs a swan.

***
The horse ate grass, ate,
And she's sick of weed.
The horse came to the store
And I bought chocolate.

***
A hare sits on a birch
Smokes dried boots.
The telephone pole got married
I took the cart from the bull.
The bull got angry at this
And killed the samovar.

***
- They say: are you alive, healthy?
- No, I'm in the hospital.
- They say: are you fed up?
- No, I really want to eat,
I can even swallow a cow!

***
Murzik fashioned from snow
Two wheeled cart.
Dogs harnessed to it
They took the cat to the races.

***
The cook is riding on a plate,
Two pans in front
And the pelvis is behind.
The cook calls out to him:
"Where is my pelvis?"
Heard irons,
They hummed like bugs.
Heard the spoons
They jumped like fleas.
The poker went to dance,
And grab her to sing along.

***
Once upon a time there was grandfather Yegor
On the edge of the forest
He grew fly agaric
Right on top.
Elk came out from behind a bush,
Ate a beautiful mushroom
And Yegor whispered:
"You have to clean your ears."

***
A goat in a beard
Two frogs live
A bear sits on its back
Hold on to the ears.

***
The wolf worked as a shepherd
At the Preschool Farm.
Ride with a fiery whip
On a harmful cow.
Pas fidget kids
In the candy field.
He told them a secret
How to study at school.
And the boys are thugs
Pickled cucumbers in the field
Treated the shepherd
And they laughed: “Ha ha ha!”

***
A hare sits on a fence
In aluminum pants.
And who cares - Maybe a hare astronaut.

***
You guys listen
I will sing awkwardly
A pig is placed on an oak tree,
A bear is steaming in the bath.