Valued in any society. It is easier for a person who knows how to correctly and competently compose a dialogue to find a job, get a promotion, make new acquaintances. Others listen to him more often, his monologue will never seem inappropriate or stupid.

But the paradox is that in order for others to perceive you as an intelligent and educated person, it is enough to replenish your vocabulary with only about fifty words. It is enough to use some for communication in order to appear in the eyes of others as an extraordinary, creative person.

The art of competent communication

It will not be difficult to master if desired. Much more important will be a confidently delivered voice, clear diction and the appropriateness of the use of certain words. Surely you have come across a situation in life when a person, while conducting a dialogue, is struggling to use abstruse words for communication, sometimes applying them completely out of place and in the wrong declension. Such attempts look ridiculous and ridiculous. To prevent this from happening to you, armed with a vocabulary for all occasions, do not be too lazy to find out the exact meaning of words, their synonyms and antonyms, declension, gender and stress. Only in this way will you be able to correctly and competently use them in a conversation.

Getting rid of banality

The first thing you should do is to try to minimize the use of hackneyed expressions and words that you use in your everyday life. For example, a banal set of words like “good”, “beautiful”, “smart”, etc. can be replaced with less hackneyed, alternative options, because for each of them you can pick up at least a dozen synonyms using an explanatory dictionary.

For example, the word “beautiful”, depending on the situation, can be replaced by “bright”, “graceful”, “luxurious”, “incomparable”, “magnificent”, “delightful”. "Useful" in daily conversation can be used as "profitable", "fruitful", "expedient", "practical", "necessary". Even the simple word "smart" has many synonyms. They should be remembered and appealed as needed. Here are some of them: "witty", "resourceful", "quick-witted", "worthy", "wise", "intelligent".

It also does not hurt to learn some thanks to which you can produce the desired effect on others:

Idiosyncrasy - intolerance.

Transcendental - abstract, mental, theoretical.

Esotericism is a mystical teaching.

A truism is a well-known fact, statement or opinion.

Euphemism is the replacement of harsh, rude words and expressions with more acceptable and softer ones.

Sophistry - the ability to bitingly argue, skillfully juggle words.

Eclecticism is a combination of diverse theories, views or things.

Homogeneous - homogeneous.

Invective - abuse, obscene abuse.

Decadence is a decline.

Hyperbole is an exaggeration.

Frustration is disappointment.

Discourse - conversation, conversation.

At first, using smart words for communication, you may experience some awkwardness in conversation, your tongue will seem to be weaving and stumbling over “new expressions”. It's not scary, a new colloquial form, like a new pair of shoes, should be broken in. After a while, without hesitation, you will pick up more successful synonyms and expressions to express your opinion.

Speech-cluttering expressions

The most difficult thing in this process can be learning to notice them in your own speech. If you cannot notice them on your own, you may need the help of loved ones with whom you often communicate, or a voice recorder. At the next stage, you should learn to either skip them or replace them with smart words for communication; to consolidate the result, you also need to periodically listen to your own monologue recorded on a voice recorder. In the process of mastering the organization and setting up your own speech, try to speak thoughtfully, logically building each phrase, only in this way after a while you will be able to master the art of competent dialogue.

By learning how to clearly build sentences, using smart words for communication, getting rid of clogged expressions, you can make an excellent impression, because the more competently a person speaks, the more reasonable and successful he seems to his interlocutors.


curator of belles-lettres

Clever words, borrowed from other languages, are designed to strike those around you with the intellect of the speaker or writer. And after all, many people want to know abstruse words for communication and their meaning, but they are too lazy to just look for them on the Internet and use them in simple speech. It's time to finally compile a dictionary of the most incomprehensible words in Russian and their meanings and memorize them! Where and how will it help you? For example, in reviews of new films, performances and books, in conversations with colleagues, in talk shows on TV and the blogosphere, here and there flash with an important air "insight", "kurtosis", "existential" and, of course, trendy "cognitive dissonance". And you do not understand a word, and no one wants to feel "close-minded" and ignorant.

Remember the proverb “The word is not a sparrow, it will fly out - you won’t catch it”? Of course, we cannot give a complete list of the smartest words in the world that can be used for conversation, and their meaning, but we offer you a list of literate smart words for communicating with people (and their meaning) - a sort of mini-dictionary of popular smart expressions .

smart nouns

The most useful intricate words with meanings that everyone should know are nouns, because they are the basis of our speech. All these smart words, such as "insight", "collaboration", "frustration" ... So, we replenish the vocabulary with long smart words that you need to know by heart.

ADDITION

The English word addiction characterizes addiction, an addiction, a way of escaping from reality. Addictions are not only alcoholism, gambling, drug addiction, smoking. Psychologists assure: a similar addiction mechanism is found in those who overeat, live and burn at work, love extreme sports, spend days on the Internet, love creativity and ... fall in love. Another thing is that the forms of addiction are divided into acceptable by society, like the same workaholism or falling in love, and unacceptable, like excessive craving for alcohol.

AMPHIBOLICITY

Amphibolism is the ambiguity of a concept, its contradictory interpretation. As a rule, this word is rarely used - in dissertations, at court hearings, or in biochemical papers. But it’s not bad at all to understand if someone says “this is amphibolic” or “the amphibolic nature of this concept baffles me, because I adhered strictly to one line,” and you understand that it’s all just about the ambiguity of the concept you are discussing.

vis-a-vis

"Frenchman" vis-a-vis in Russian can be both an adverb ("sit vis-a-vis", that is, opposite each other), and a noun, both masculine and feminine ("my smart vis-a-vis", "your beautiful vis-a-vis"). You have every right to call your counterpart the one who is opposite you, with whom you are sitting face to face.

IDIOSYNCRASY

What did Stirlitz mean when he said: “I have an idiosyncrasy for rhyme”? The fact that he is completely devoid of a poetic gift. He was modest, of course ... The word with ancient Greek roots (idos - “separate, special”; synkrasis - “mixing”) was familiar only to physicians for a long time, but came into wide use as a synonym for the words “allergy”, “rejection”: “Yes, he has idiosyncrasy for everything new!”, “I have an idiosyncrasy for empty talk.”

INSIGHT

Translated from English, "insight" (insight) literally means insight, insight. This concept is used in philosophy and psychology to convey insight, a sudden understanding of something that is not inferred from past experience. So someone will say: “And then it dawned on me!” – and someone will proudly say: “I had an insight!”

COLLABORATION

The association of several equal, independent participants in order to achieve common goals in fashion, art, business, science and education is called (from English collaboration - cooperation). For example, at the end of March, in honor of the 50th anniversary of the fantastic Star Trek franchise, the MAC cosmetics company announced the release of the Star Trek beauty collection. The make-up options will be borrowed from the movie characters of the franchise and brought to life with 25 limited-edition products for lips, eyes and face. The start of sales is in August 2016.

CARRYLISM

A phenomenon in which the interlocutor asks you a question again, although he heard it perfectly. Why is he doing this? Scientists say that a person does this consciously or subconsciously in order to have more time to formulate an answer. They (or their colleagues) are still arguing about the origin of the word. Many associate him with the American politician John Kerry, who at the end of 2015 could not immediately answer the question of a Russian student and asked him several times. If someone wants to accuse you of being slow to respond, tell him that this is nothing more than carrilism, and you need a couple of seconds to formulate an answer.

LIPOPHRENIC

Remember this: "Do not touch me, old woman, I am in sorrow." It was not Ivan the Terrible who said this, but a lipophrenic. In more detail, a lipophrenic is a person who feels irresistible sadness, melancholy and does not know the reasons for the appearance of this condition. Lipophrenia, which is also called apathy, depression, melancholy, usually appears from being alone for a long time, from routine activities or insufficient activity (which is relevant for today's youth), as well as from a lack of positive emotions. If you don’t want to wear the not-so-proud name “lipophrenic”, do your favorite things more often, prefer live communication to virtual communication, walk more in the fresh air.

NATIFORM

Have you ever met stones in the form of a heart or a tomato with a nose? If yes, then you are halfway to understanding the word “natiform”. But here is a more particular case, because a natiform is a natural formation that resembles the outlines of a female body or part of it. It could be a tree that you looked at from a certain angle and saw shoulders, chest, waist, hips… Or rocks in a rock looking so bizarre that it reminded you of your ex. These are all natiforms.

palynphrasia

Have you noticed for some people that they repeat one word or phrase in almost every sentence? If not, you are lucky, and if you have met with this, congratulate your friend: he has palinphrasia. It is not contagious, but it is absolutely unpleasant when in every sentence you will be told "sir" or "I told you that ...". And so in a circle. As a result, you will not hear other words, lose the essence of the narrative and generally lose any interest in the conversation.

SYNERGY

When this word is called, they usually remember its arithmetic “formula”: 1 + 1 = 3. The ancient Greek synergeia is translated as “cooperation, commonwealth”. It means an amazing effect that occurs when several subjects or objects interact. This summed effect exceeds the return from the actions of each participant in the process separately. An example of synergy: you have mastered a few secrets of applying concealer, and your friend knows all the intricacies of mascara. By sharing life hacks, both of you, without losing your previous experience, will gain a new one, that is, you will grow up in the art of makeup.

SOPHISTRY

The philosophical current in Ancient Greece, whose followers were famous for their ability to cunningly conduct scientific disputes, gave the name to verbal statements based on the juggling of facts, simplifications, and violations of logic. Another sophist (from the ancient Greek sophia - “skill, skill, cunning invention, trick, wisdom, knowledge”) is brilliantly able to prove obvious absurdity: “Half-empty is the same as half-full. If the halves are equal, then the whole ones are equal. Therefore, the empty is the same as the full. Therefore, sophistry in a figurative sense is called any speech that is built on false conclusions, but disguises itself as correct, logical.

TOCHE

Borrowed from the sports sphere, the word “touché” (touchér in French - touch) draws a line to a certain dispute, when one of the interlocutors recognizes the correctness, superiority of the other after a decisive argument or a verbal injection - what if you competed not in knowledge of the topic, but in wit? Touche, the argument is counted, as fencing injections or throws on the back of wrestlers, performed in accordance with all the rules, are counted.

FRUSTRATION

Falling into a state of frustration (Latin frustratio - deceit, failure, futile expectation) means experiencing a whole range of negative feelings due to the inability to achieve what you want. For example, you were planning a vacation at sea, you had already packed your suitcase, and suddenly your boss postpones your vacation a month later because of an important project that you cannot do without. Naturally, you feel anger, despair, anxiety, irritation, disappointment and hopelessness ... Frequent experience of such states, psychologists say, spoils the character, strikes at self-esteem.

EGOCENTRIC

The namesake of the egoist, the egocentric (from the Latin words ego - "I" - and centrum - "center") is still not similar to him. The egocentric is focused on his own inner world, point of view, his interests, needs and does not notice others, but is able to "move", help others, hear them if he is asked for support. Egocentrism in one way or another is inherent in everyone. The egoist sees other people's interests, but deliberately ignores them, opposes himself to others, always putting his person in the first place.

EXCESS

Latin excessus means "exit, evasion". In Russian, the word consonant with “process” has two meanings. The first is an extreme manifestation of something: “This is not literature, but graphomaniac excess!” The second is an emergency, a violation of the normal course of events: "Her gossip caused a real excess in the team."

ESCAPADE

A daring, shocking, provocative, headstrong stunt in the style of Salvador Dali, Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus, for example, a rotten herring on a hat or a dress made of raw meat - this is an escapade. The French word escapade also has a second meaning - an adventure trip - not in demand in our language.

Smart adjectives

After nouns, it's time to see a dictionary of smart adjectives for every day and their meanings, because it is the presence of adjectives in your speech that will distinguish you from other interlocutors. Decorate your speech with little-known smart words, believe me: this will help you in all areas of life. Such unfamiliar intelligent words (and their meanings) will help raise your status both among friends and among colleagues.

UPSCALING

Derived from the English adjective upscale - "high-quality, first-class, exclusive." Characterizes the absolute embodiment of the desired properties in any subject, object: upscale interior design, upscale sound, upscale image.

VERBAL

This adjective has nothing to do with a tree with fluffy buds, but very much so with our speech. Latin verbum is translated as "word", so "verbal" is verbal, oral. For example, verbal thinking, verbal intelligence, verbal method. There is also the adjective "non-verbal" - not having a verbal expression: non-verbal communication, non-verbal signals.

DEVIANT

What do they mean when they talk about deviant behavior? The French word deviation characterizes a deviation from the norm, whether it is the position of a compass needle, the course of an aircraft or a ship, as well as a feature of the human psyche. In other words, deviant behavior destroys the personality and health of those who prefer an antisocial lifestyle, and also causes moral and material harm to others.

COGNITIVE

Translated from Latin, cognitio is knowledge, knowledge. The adjective "cognitive" describes a person's ability to acquire knowledge, to know the world around him and himself. This psychological term would not be so popular without its companion, the "Frenchman": dissonance means "discord, disharmony, inconsistency."

It turns out a kind of situation “you don’t understand mine”, when previous experience, already accumulated knowledge conflict with new information, new circumstances. There are two opposite ideas about the same thing in your head at once. Let's say your friend emphasizes that he really appreciates punctuality, you like it, and at the same time you do not remember a single meeting when he would not be late. So consider him punctual, organized, true to his word and justify his behavior as accidents or not? The need to choose one thing, evaluate and interpret the newly received picture becomes a cause of mental discomfort.

A synonym for "cognitive dissonance" can be called another stable phrase, the meaning of which not everyone knows. This is a pattern break. This is a broader concept, but the essence is the same: you had some kind of scheme in your head regarding a person, concept, phenomenon, and overnight this scheme collapses due to new knowledge. It turns out that twice two is not always four. Like this?..

SMART

From English, the word "smart" is translated as "smart", "smart". It is this meaning of the word "smart" that is now used in Russia. It cannot be said that it is firmly planted in the minds of Russians, but if you do not know what a “smart watch” or “smart television”, and even more so a “smartphone”, is shame and shame on you. Simply put, the prefix (or part of the word) “smart” means “smart”: smartphone = smart phone, smart watch = smart watch, etc. As you probably noticed, the word "smart" is used specifically with high-tech items, so when using it, follow the context.

TRANSPARENT

An adjective with English roots (transparent - transparent) is held in high esteem by politicians, bloggers and even cosmetologists. The former conclude transparent agreements and voice transparent positions without secrets or omissions, while the latter swear to be as open and sincere with the audience as possible. And transparent, that is, transparent powder does not look like a mask on the face and at the same time perfectly mattifies it. Yes, she can’t hide skin imperfections, but that’s another topic for conversation.

TRANSCENDENTAL

There is a good understandable word "incomprehensible". And when, outside of philosophical debate, one wants to give speeches intellectual depth, some flaunt the Latin "transcendent" (transcendentis) with the same meaning. And now the speaker or writer and his audience begin to search for and discuss transcendental meanings, connections, feelings...

TRIVIAL

Banal, boring, ordinary, primitive, ordinary - that's how many synonyms the adjective "trivial" has. It has French ancestry, and in the native language trivial means the same thing - something ordinary. Fewer interlocutors with trivial thoughts and anecdotes, theater productions and film premieres with a trivial plot!

EXISTENTIAL

Another philosophical concept associated with being, human life. The Latin word existentia is translated as "existence". There are many things that influence our days, but the use of the epithet "existential" adds to these "agents of influence" of universal scale. Existential problems, crises, experiences are phenomena that exist at the heart of the world, manifest in reality and are often beyond the control of human will.

Conclusion

In general, if not all new words could immediately fit into your head, we advise you to compile a dictionary of complex intellectual words for conversation that few people know, with their meaning, of course, and use them as often as possible - in correspondence, when writing in a diary, in a conversation . Only in this way it will not become empty information that you will forget about when you close this page. And by the way: do not think that this is shameful or feigned. It is not at all shameful to look for and memorize tricky words with definitions in order to seem smart. After all, the request “complex words with explanations for smart people” is very common in Runet. Note that for already “smart people”, stupid people will not even look for this.

That's what you would not be advised to look for on the Internet, so these are buzzwords for the status of a girl that no one knows. If no one knows them, why write them in the status? By the way, there is also a list with very clever synonyms for simple words that you need to know in order to shine in a conversation, but more on that some other time.

There are times when we see the only way to stand up for ourselves in the ability to offend the interlocutor. It is worth recognizing that this method is not always justified, and, at times, can even lead to negative consequences. But still there are situations when it is very difficult to do without it.

There can be many such situations, and we will consider some of them in more detail.

Important! Before offending someone, you need to familiarize yourself with and find out: what the consequences may be, who should not be insulted in any case, what is considered an insult in the law, etc.

self defense

When someone allows themselves to speak offensively in our direction, often, we "boil" in response. Few people manage to restrain their emotions in such a situation and ignore the attacks of an aggressive interlocutor. Of course, if a person has managed to achieve the highest degree of self-control or simply cannot decide on an offensive response, then he is able to ignore negative words addressed to him. And yet, more often than not, holding back is not easy. How to do it right in such cases, you can read in our article.

Defense of the weak

There are situations when we cannot help but pay attention to the fact that someone allows himself an insulting attitude towards another person. It is especially unbearable to watch this when a spouse, your child, a shy girl or even an unfamiliar pensioner falls under the shelling of offensive words. In general, aggression awakens in many of us when a weaker person suffers, who finds it difficult to fend for himself. Of course, in this case, the injured party needs protection, and, undoubtedly, will experience a deep sense of gratitude, having received it.

Animal protection

This point is somewhat similar to the previous one, but the difference is that this time it is not about a weak person, but about an animal. Some of us, seeing, for example, how teenagers torture a cat or a drunken person kicking a dog, try to pretend that they simply do not notice what is happening, but the majority still cannot look indifferently at the suffering of the “smaller brothers”. Of course, in this case, insults on your part will be more than justified.

How to morally humiliate a person without a mat

Not each of us is able to humiliate a person without resorting to swear words. However, if you learn this, then you can say that you have mastered the art of the most "subtle" insults.

Clever phrases to shut up a person

If you want to put a person in his place, with some kind of veiled insult, take note of a few phrases.

  • Open your mouth at the dentist!
  • Usually those who do not succeed in their own climb into someone else's life.
  • Do not fall under a hot hand, so as not to fly away under a hot foot.

Cool and funny insults

Such insults can seem cool and funny not only to the person who utters them, but also to the person to whom they refer. However, it all depends on how touchy your interlocutor is. If he is too sensitive to the slightest hint of insults and overly vulnerable, then, of course, he will not be funny in this situation.

  • Yes, close your laugher already!
  • Stop waving your tongue like a parade flag.

Offensive sharp phrases

If you want to offend someone with a caustic and offensive phrase, then apparently this person really managed to hurt you and you crave. Of course, in no case should you show that you are offended or angry - in this case, you will not achieve the desired effect. Speak sharp phrases in a calm tone, which may well be accompanied by a slight smirk.

  • Looks like the stork dropped someone on the way. And not once.
  • You would have been taken to the Kunstkamera while still alive.
  • Another similar phrase, and you will have to move in jerks through life.
  • You should consider saving nature by sterilizing yourself.
  • It must be hard for you to love nature, after what she has done to you.

How to culturally send a person by calling witty words

You may well offend a person, even being with him on “you”. To do this, it is not at all necessary to switch to obscene words or direct insults. One witty phrase is enough. Therefore, you can even say that, in this way, you will send a person culturally.

  • Are you leaving already? And why so slowly?
  • I'm too busy a person to pay attention to your complexes.
  • Shock me, say something smart at last.
  • It seems that you have not passed youthful maximalism.
  • You should be silent more often, you would pass for a smart one.
  • I hope that you are not always so stupid, but only today.

And yet, most likely, you understand that in the case when we insult someone else, it is quite difficult to talk about any level of culture. Often such conversations simply roll into an ugly squabble.

Play on his weaknesses and complexes

If the situation develops in such a way that you have to insult a woman (we note that these are still the most extreme situations), then, of course, you can play on her complexes. Most often, the weak point of a woman is her appearance. Even if she does not show that your words somehow hurt her, most likely, you will still achieve the goal - she will remember what you said and it will disturb her. It is also worth noting that some men can also be offended by mentioning their appearance or physical parameters. Although most often a male representative can be offended by mentioning his unenviable mental qualities, most men react quite painfully to these remarks. Lists for men and women.

So some examples:

  • Alas, you cannot save the world with beauty. However, the mind too.
  • Woman, you are not so beautiful as to be rude to people.
  • Just looking at you, I can believe that man actually evolved from a monkey.
  • Don't worry, maybe one day you will say something smart.
  • Where did you learn how to do makeup in the style of Valuev?
  • What, no one wants to get married, why is she so angry?
  • Is it really tight? Well, at least try to spread the bone marrow.
  • It is immediately obvious that your parents wanted you to run away from home.
  • The truth is that the brain is not everything. In your case, it's nothing at all.

Create long-term systematic pressure on the enemy

Important to remember! Systematic psychological pressure on a weaker person, his persecution, harassment and humiliation is called. Such behavior is unacceptable and sharply condemned in society.

Naturally, in this paragraph we are talking about psychological pressure - the influence on the interlocutors, which occurs in order to change their psychological attitudes, decisions and opinions. Often this method is used in situations where, for some reason, you cannot openly be rude to a person, but you are also unable to not react to his behavior in any way. So, what types of psychological pressure exist?

Moral pressure

It can also be called humiliation, which is expressed in the desire to morally suppress the interlocutor. Systematically, you point out some feature of a person, even if your words are not true. Thus, you intentionally sow complexes in your opponent. For example, you can always hint or directly tell someone: “How stupid you are,” “You are very clumsy,” “You still need to lose weight,” and the like. In this case, it becomes difficult for the interlocutor to control himself, and if at first he practically does not pay attention to your words, then later they begin to seriously offend him. It is important to note that this technique is appropriate to apply to people who suffer from self-doubt.

Compulsion

Such a method can be used by a person who is endowed with some kind of power - finance, information, or even physical strength. In this case, the opponent is not able to give a worthy rebuff, realizing that in this case he may suffer financially, not receive the necessary information, and so on.

Belief

This kind of psychological pressure can be called the most rational. By applying it, you are trying to appeal to the logic of a person and his mind. This method is applicable to people with a normal level of intelligence who are able to understand what you are trying to convey to them. A person who tries to act by the method of persuasion should select the most logical and evidential phrases, not allowing doubts and uncertainty in his tone. It is important to understand that as soon as the "victim" begins to notice any inconsistencies, the force of such pressure will begin to weaken.

suspension

In this case, the person makes an attempt, as it were, to “starve out” the interlocutor. You are trying to put pressure on someone, but when they try to convict you of this, then you step back or move on to other topics. You can also, in response, accuse the opponent of inventing everything, twisting it, and so on.

Suggestion

This method of psychological attack can only be used by a person who is somehow an authority for his “victim”. One way or another, you are trying to inspire something to the interlocutor, speaking in hints or directly.

Is it permissible to use obscene names and curses

Of course, we are not always able to control ourselves and cope with ourselves in peak situations, but you should make every effort to achieve this. If it has come to the point that you do not see any other way but to get nasty to a person, then try to do it subtly and beautifully. As they say, there is no need to stoop to the level of “bazaar women”. Of course, if you could not restrain yourself and switched to the mat, then there is nothing to be done, and yet try not to allow this, and put the person “in place” in other ways.

It's not that you can injure the interlocutor in some special way with obscenities. It is simply believed that a person who has "descended" to obscenities is not able to defend his opinion in ordinary words - to some extent, this is how we demonstrate our own inadequacy. Of course, it’s another matter if you, in principle, always communicate with the abundant use of swear words, but this is a completely different conversation.

How to learn sarcasm using cheeky funny words

Having learned to use bold and funny expressions to the point, you will surely be able to gain fame in a close circle as a person with a good sense of humor and mastering the technique of sarcasm. But it is important not to forget that insolence can be fraught with consequences, and with such phrases you can provoke the interlocutor to an unpredictable reaction.

  • Go, lie down, rest. Yes, at least on the rails.
  • It would be possible to offend you, of course, but nature has already coped for me.
  • Nobody scares you, you will be scared at the mirror.
  • Your mouth could use a stapler.
  • Well, I rang the chain, now go to the booth.

Learning the art of sarcasm

And yet, it is important to note that people who can express themselves in a sarcastic form do not always use this skill, trying to offend or humiliate someone. Often, sarcasm sounds when some non-trivial situation is commented on - then it looks funny and organic.

It is almost impossible to comprehend the art of sarcasm for a person whose vocabulary is not particularly diverse, and whose horizons are rather limited. That is why it is worth reading and learning more. Type in the search: "Authors who write with humor." As you yourself understand, in any case, truly “sharp” phrases are made up of words, the variety of which you can easily draw from intellectual films and books. By the way, examples of some witty phrases can also be seen in books. As a last resort, learn sarcasm from people who make a living from their jokes - we are talking about the participants and hosts of various comedy television shows.

If you want to pass for a really witty person, then do not repeat the mistake that many beginner pranksters or people who think they are are. Having heard or read some interesting joke or funny expression, they periodically repeat it in order to make the interlocutor laugh. The first couple of times it can be really funny, but after a while people start smiling just out of politeness, and that's for the time being, for the time being. As you understand, it is simply unacceptable for a master of sarcasm to be associated with someone with a broken record.

If you want to be rude beautifully, then it is appropriate to use phrases that your interlocutor probably has not heard yet or those that he will not immediately orient himself with a witty answer. In this case, for sure, you will look more advantageous. So, perhaps some of these statements will seem appropriate to you.

  • If these beeps continue to come from your platform, then your dental staff will have to move.
  • Are you sick or do you always look like this?
  • You would now stray into a tube.
  • Pay attention to the plinth so as not to forget about your level.
  • I would laugh at you, but life has already done it for me.

We consider possible consequences

Entering into a skirmish with an aggressive interlocutor, it would be foolish not to take into account the possible consequences of this step. You must understand and be prepared for the fact that you will have to move from words to deeds if, for example, you threaten someone with physical violence. If the opponent provokes you to further actions, and you simply start ignoring him, then all your threats simply lose their meaning. Of course, it can turn out differently - a person will be frightened by your words, and will shut up. However, you must be prepared for different developments if you still decide to enter into a conflict.

When not to use insults

All your "pungent phrases" and "beautiful insults" do not make any sense if you decide to use them when communicating with an insane person. So, what kind of person can be called insane. First of all, this refers to the interlocutor who is under strong alcohol or drug influence. Surely, such a person will simply not be able to appreciate the subtlety of your insults - he simply will not hear them, or he will react inadequately, even if your words are not too offensive. It’s really better not to mess with such people, even if they are trying in every possible way to offend you. Your task is to completely leave their field of vision, and not enter into a senseless conflict. If a drunk person offends a weaker one, then, of course, you need to help the offended party, but verbal skirmishes are unlikely to give any positive result.

In any case, if you are sure that in the current situation you can do without insults by solving the problem in some other way, then it’s better not to go as far as cursing. It is possible that later you will have to regret your incontinence. As we have already mentioned, it is appropriate to take this step only in case of protection (of yourself or a loved one). If you yourself initiate such conversations, you will very soon get a reputation as a boor and brawler.

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Smart phrases and sayings in our life

Every day we hear thousands of different phrases, words, sentences. Each of them carries some information, and this information can be useful for one person and completely useless for another. Among the huge amount of incoming information, we choose only what is really important for us and will be useful in the future. Quite different can be said if we hear smart phrases that sound, not as often as we would like. Basically, such statements are quotes from great and famous actors, poets, philosophers, as well as folk wisdom, sayings and proverbs. People pronounce these phrases only in appropriate and appropriate situations, without scattering them to the left and to the right. Smart phrases about life they ridicule and emphasize human weaknesses, point out that the majority does not live correctly and does not appreciate what really needs to be appreciated, and material values ​​are crowding out spiritual ones. Smart phrases about life include many philosophical statements that characterize and describe life from different angles, as well as the actions that we perform in life. Sayings and proverbs can be safely attributed to smart phrases about life, but they still need to be understood and analyzed, since smart phrases with meaning in the form of proverbs and sayings most often have a figurative meaning. For example, such a statement as "do not dig a hole for another, you yourself will fall into it" can be conveyed in other words: "do not do bad things to others, because by doing this you can do bad things to yourself."

Smart phrases of smart people

In addition to folk sayings, the statements of smart and educated people can be distinguished separately. Such people include philosophers of antiquity, great rulers of the past, Russian and foreign writers, poets, composers. These are the people who used to say the smartest phrases which we are still using today. These phrases and sayings can be seen in their works, in the lines of songs, in books where they transfer their thoughts about life, love, death and hatred. Well, who among us at least once in his life has not uttered such a clever phrase by W. Shakespeare: "To be or not to be - that is the question"? Over time, of course, it has changed a little, but the meaning has remained the same. Smart phrases are funny could be reworked from already known expressions, such as "To drink or not to drink." Funny phrases with meaning are much easier for people to perceive, but at the same time they are in no way inferior to serious and weighty expressions, and they usually have a deep meaning.