Scenario of the performance 2 A class "Vovka in distant kingdom»

Prepared by the teacher of GBURK "KUVKILI" Kharchenko Ekaterina Aleksandrovna

Teacher:

In some glorious realm

In the lyceum state

Amazing people live

Every day goes well for them

Cool lady:

Not high and not low

All scientists, artists

Everyone is attentive, obedient

Sweet, kind and humble

And for you at this good hour

Prepared a story

Teacher:

The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it

You guys have a lesson

On the slide: "Vovka in the Far Far Away Kingdom".

Roles played by:

Hosts: Reizvih Anatoly, Orlov Dmitry, Sannikova Alexandra, Yatsenko Sofia.

Vovka: Silkin Ivan.

Mother: Ksenia Kabanets.

Tsar: Nikita Vorontsov

Grandmother: Kulikova Alina.

Goldfish: Daria Zamyatina, Daria Serdyuk, Ariadna Usatenko.

Vasilisa: Irina Visloushkina, Nadezhda Dobrovolskaya, Zlata Revinskaya, Xenia Shachanina.

Brothers from the casket: Daniel Zaitsev, Vladimir Tikhonov.

Embers: Daniil Kravchuk, Nikita Motser.

Furnace: Model Polina.

Vovka in the distant kingdom.

Music at the entrance.

Leading:

Good afternoon my friends!

I am very glad to see you

you in a cozy bright room.

Thank you all for calling

We'll tell you a fairy tale

Well, we'll get started.

House number four

The lazy man lived in his apartment,

They called him Vovochka ...

He didn't listen to anyone...

Scene 1:

Mother:

Vovochka! Come here!

Oh, you're in trouble!

With a son, just a punishment

It takes a lot of effort -

He does not want to study!

Soon to pass the exam,

So as not to waste time in vain,

Let's start with the alphabet!

Vovka:

I'm coming! Now!

What happened to us again?

Mother:

Oh son, stop sleeping!

Vovka:

I'll stay in touch

Or I'll go to the playstation hall.

Mother:

If you are lazy,

I will be angry with you!

OK OK! I read

I know everything without a primer!

Mom leaves.

Vovka song.

Oh, why do I need science

I'm quite smart as it is.

I would lie down and lie down,

And dream all day!

Oh, what books in vain leafing through,

It's better to sleep an extra hour

Sleep from all diseases

Ten times better!

Let him read books

Who can't live without them

Let them work

All nights and days!

I'll look at the pictures...

In some kingdom

In a distant state

Once upon a time there lived a king,

Great Sovereign...

Oh, I wish I could be king now

Everything would be nothing to me!

I wouldn't do anything

Don't scold me...

There is no better thing in the world

Than to sit all day doing nothing...

Falls asleep. A curtain.

Scene 2

Leading:

Oh! And he dreamed

And Vova had a dream...

That he lives in a wondrous kingdom,

great state,

And all Vova on the shoulder -

What I want, I turn back!

On the stage is the Tsar with a brush. Paints the fence and sings.

Song of the king.

I have mountain cakes

And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink.

But I paint, I paint fences,

So as not to pass for a parasite.

Vovka enters.

Vovka:

Hey king lord

Are you working alone?

Kings are not supposed to

Work. Forbidden!

But where has it been seen that the king

Did you fix your inventory yourself?

Tsar:

You, little one, where are you from?

To advise kings?

If you were already big

Off your head right now!

Vovka:

Well, what kind of king are you then,

Kohl always work?

Receive guests with honor

This is the work of a king!

Tsar:

You are young, but lazy

And besides, he's talkative!

All lazy bums,

Sneaky and talkative

Drive out of the kingdom!

Here is my royal law!

Music. The wolf flies away. A curtain.

On the left is the sea, in the center is Babka. Vovka enters.

Vovka:

Hello grandma!

Why are you sitting, looking at the blue sea?

grandmother:

Hello dear person!

Here I sit for a century.

The path to the kingdom is closed to me ...

Make me, granddaughter, a trough

The old man ran away from me

After my tricks.

Vovka:

The trough is not my problem!

I have something else!

Where is the goldfish

What wishes fulfill?

grandmother:

The sea is there, but without difficulty

You will never catch!

Grandma leaves. Music Sound of the Sea. The dance of the fish.

Rybka 2:

Hey my fish friends

Swim up quickly

Look what a boy

In our fairy tale at the door

Vovka:

Hey, you! Golden fish!

I will make a wish.

Give me jam!

Have you heard? Do it!

Fish 3:

She is not a simple fish at all,

Like the sun, golden!

Likes to sing and dance

Don't let your friends get bored.

Vovka:

You little fish don't turn around

Don't skimp on wishes

I have jam, but sweeter,

Well, let them bring a spoon!

Fish1:

Whoa! And you caught me!

You threw a net into the sea!

Who is this here

Commanded me!

Addressing fish:

What kind of nasty guy is that?

He speaks very rudely

Chorus of fish:

Get out of the story!

We can help with this!

Magical music. The wolf flies away. A curtain. We don't turn off the music.

Vovka:

Well, please

The sprat is unhappy.

Scene 4:

Round dance Vasilis.

Let's work well

Calculate per lesson

How many cinder blocks do you need

To build the palace on time.

We need to calculate

How water flows from pipes

What follows from here

Honor to arithmetic.

Vasilisa we are sisters,

All hands of a craftswoman,

If someone asks for advice

We will give an answer like this:

Only he lives does not grieve,

Who is close friends with science,

It's impossible without her

Science and I are friends!

Let's start our advice!

Together: Vasilisushki! Hello!

Let's start our advice!

I read it in the starry sky

Our Koshchey is seriously ill!

We should help him

And drive the disease away!

I walked along the magical path,

I found a healing bush,

From it the decoction is

Just a sip - and you're healthy!

Vovka crawls out from behind a bush.

Vovka:

Well well! Here is a miracle!

How many beautiful girls!

Yes, in painted crowns!

Yes, in gold dresses!

These, I will boldly say,

They can do nothing!

Need to sleep all day long

To be such a beauty!

And they, neither give nor take

Everyone knows how to conjure!

Vasilisa:

Who is hiding in the bushes?

Vovka:

It's me, visiting you!

Vasilisa:

We welcome good guests!

Vovka:

And that's what I need from you!

A couple of magic words

To say - and the table is ready.

And on it - a pie with jam,

And another treat -

Gingerbread, my favorite cake,

Samovar, of course ...

We understand your order

Let's start teaching now.

And it will turn out from Vova

The best chef in the world.

So this is it ... Let's take the flour ...

Vovka:

Stop! Study?. I can not!

I would just, without learning

Get jam pie!

Here's a hint for you

You go to another fairy tale.

You shout: “Two from the casket!

Identical from the face! »

You just give them orders

Everything will be done at the same time.

Chorus:

Go on that path!

Good way to you! Goodbye!

Disperse in different directions to the music of Vasilis. A curtain.

Along the edges - a stove and a chest, in the center - a tub of dough and firewood.

Leading:

Here, not salty slurping,

Vovka is walking tired...

What to do? How to be?

Vovka needs to hurry

To catch the brothers from the casket,

And the desire to guess

To make his dream come true.

Always mess around!

Vovka:

Here is that cherished casket!

Oh yes Vovka! Well done!

Hey you! Two from the chest

Identical from the face!

Get out, get out!

Meet the owner!

Music "Chpok".

What does our master want?

And what are you dreaming about now?

Chorus:

Everything is ready to be done!

Give, my friend, the order!

So, first of all, I want...

Wait! I'm running!

Chorus:

We are for you, so to speak,

Let's cross our fingers!

Vovka: Well, well! Wow!

Bend your fingers!

Brothers: Yep!

Vovka:

So I want to eat

about six kilograms

Delicious all kinds of sweets,

This will be my lunch.

For dinner I want...

Bend over!

Brothers:

We bend!

Vovka:

Huge Chocolate Cake!

It is clear?. That's okay!

Waffles, gingerbread, jam,

Yes! And sweet cookies!

This is my third order!

Brothers:

Busdelano! Now!

Brothers song.

We are two brothers from the casket,

Identical from the face

Oh, it would be a job for us

We can do everything for one or two.

Chorus:

Just say

You show,

We'll get the moon from the sky

Just order!

We can tell a story

We can clean everything in the house

We can dig a garden.

Sleep for the owner.

Chorus:…

Vovka:

Enough, enough, you see, sing,

Themselves, I suppose, overeat

And cakes, and sweets,

Well, where's my lunch?

Music "Trytyty".

Here you go, my friend, sweets!

There is nothing tastier!

Here are the cakes, hold on!

Put it right in my mouth!

Here's the cookie, here's the jam!

This is a miracle treat!

Vovka:

Stop! Where! And what about me!

Brothers:

We will eat everything for you!

Vovka:

What nonsense is this!

Come for me!

Brothers:

Vovka:

No, patience is over!

Get out of the box!

Music "Chpok". The brothers fly into the chest.

Vovka:

Oh, how to eat something hunting!

Meet at least someone

Who would feed me

Caressed, but sheltered.

Song of the oven.

Pies, pies, Hey people, don't come through!

I won’t deprive anyone, I’ll feed pies!

To you from the stove - mother

delicious pancakes!

rouge pie,

Buns and gingerbread!

Here in the tub of this dough,

There is very little room for him.

Knead it, my friend

And you get a pie!

Stove:

Hello beautiful fellow!

Vovka:

Oh, how unhappy I am!

Help me dear!

I heard about pies...

Well, so what? Give me

Your vaunted loaf!

Bake:

I'm happy to feed you

It would be necessary to chop wood,

They melt the stove,

Knead the dough in a bowl

Make a pie out of it

And here, on fire!

Vovka:

Whatoo! Work for me again!

Oh, you have to call brothers!

Hey, you two from the box!

Identical from the face!

Music "Chpok".

Brothers:

What do you want, master?

Marmalade? Chocolate?

What can we please?

Vovka:

Knead! And chop!

Music "Chpok", Music "Trytyty".

Vovka:

Well, who will understand you?

All wrong! Vice versa!

(change places)

Vovka:

And not tired, brothers,

Doing bullshit?

No thanks for your hard work!

So I'll be left without food!

Clumsy! All clear!

Get back!

Music "Chpok".

Vovka:

I'll have to myself.

How to prick something? I don't understand...

Well hatchet, well, come on!

Once! Again! Ah ah ah!

I got a bad ax!

I almost lost my leg!

To bake a cake now

We'll put the dough in the oven!

How to knead it? By hand?

Whoo! How disgusting!

The oven seems to be smart

Bake your own cake!

Music "Chpok". The dough flew over the oven. Introduction to the oven.

Stove:

I won't cheat anyone

I'll feed you pies...

Heh heh heh! Friend, listen!

The pies are ready! Eat!

Music "Chpok". The coals fly out.

Embers:

    Hey buddy, look

What a miracle coals

From the heat of the heat, only from the stove,

We are dirty rings

    You bite our barrels

And quickly bring to the table

Just something for heartburn

Definitely grab it. Ha ha ha

    If you are a little lazy,

Eat crumbs from the table

Forget about cakes and meatballs

Enjoy your diet

    How to eat a pie

Drink some water, my friend

Starvation Malakhov cures all diseases

Even thinking on an empty stomach is easier and more useful

Vovka:

I worked ... What is it!

It doesn't look like a pie!

Stove:

At work - the result!

You're lazy - that's a fact!

Not knowing and not knowing

You won't get a loaf!

Well, to know more

And also - get rid of laziness!

Don't waste your time!

Vovka:

And, perhaps, the stove is right!

I'll read the primer first!

Scene 5:

Leading:

Vovka is ours, albeit in a dream,

Understood the truth completely.

wonderful lesson

Received our Vovka for the future.

What will happen when he

Finally wake up (dream)

Mother:

Vovochka! You are sleeping again!

Vovka:

Oh, why are you screaming like that?

Mother:

So sleep your whole life!

Vovka:

It was just a dream!

What can he mean!

I don't want to sleep anymore!

I want to know everything!

Presenter:

A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it,

After all, it is often said,

Having received such a lesson,

We will study.

grandmother:

We are terribly interested

Forgive the weirdo

What we don't know

We will know for sure.

Presenter:

How many colors in the world

And bright lights

How many fairy tales in the world

And true friends.

Leading:

Everything is complicated and simple

And mysteriously in it,

And we will find answers to all questions.

Leading:

Look at this world!

It is not invented by us.

Let's color the world of childhood

Bright pencils.

He is naive like a child

And his eyes are clear.

World of boys and girls

Fairy tales of peace and kindness!

final song"Visiting a fairy tale."

Scenario New Year's holiday for grades 1-4
The beginning of building a round dance
Leading: Good afternoon dear children and dear adults!
We are glad to welcome you to our holiday. What holiday do we have today?
Children: NEW YEAR!!!
Leading: New Year!
New Year is a fairy tale holiday,
New Year is joy and laughter.
Dear children and adults,
I congratulate you all on the holiday.
Look, guys, what a wonderful Christmas tree we have.
What beautiful toys hang on it, and you are so smart, funny, which means that the time has come for us to start the holiday.
Yes, but what is the New Year without the Snow Maiden. Let's call her together.
Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Exit Baba Yaga - 1 BYa
Baba Yaga. I'm coming, I'm coming, dear ones, I'm coming, I'm coming, dear ones! Here I am! Learned?
Children: Yes, Baba Yaga (bone leg)
The exit of the Snow Maiden and snowflakes.
Baba Yaga. But no! I'm called Snow Maiden, friends,
I'm not afraid of cold
I'm not afraid of the winter blizzard
And even friendly with her.
I learned from a magpie in the forest
That without the Snow Maiden there will be no ball.
Well, here I am, that same Snow Maiden is.
Baba Karga Exit - 2BY

Baba Karga. Who is it who calls himself the Snow Maiden?
Don't listen to her. Changeling.
Well, what kind of Snow Maiden are you?
I’m another matter: beautiful, one braid - braid to all braids!
Baba Yaga. Fu, scythe! Is it a scythe? (touches hair)
Well, and what a braid, but I have a hat and boots, like a real Snow Maiden.
Baba Karga. Fu, but should the Snow Maiden have such a hat? (looks at the cap with interest)
Moderator: So, what's the argument? Now we will find out which of you is the real Snow Maiden? That's who of you will light the Christmas tree, that means there will be a real Snow Maiden. (running around the Christmas tree, blowing, spitting, stomping, clapping)
BJ light up the Christmas tree

Baba Yaga. The Christmas tree is just sleeping, you need to wake it up.
Moderator: How to do it?
Baba Karga. Let's get together in a round dance,
Let's sing a song, the Christmas tree will hear, wake up, come to life and sparkle with different lights.
Leading: Well, let's go to the Christmas tree, we'll sing a song for her!
The song "Little Christmas tree is cold in winter"

Host: What a wonderful song. And the fir tree never woke up. So both of you are not real Snow Maidens. Guys, let's call the Snow Maiden again: Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Come on, snowflake stars
Get in a circle soon
straighten your dresses
and dance merrily.

Exit of the Snow Maiden and snowflakes.
Snow Maiden. Hello guys! How glad I am to see you!
All the animals know me
The name is Snow Maiden
They play with me
And they sing songs.
And the bears are naughty
And hares are cowards, My friends! I love them very much!
Guys, you are beautiful! And the Christmas tree is so elegant, but for some reason it does not burn with lights. Yes! And where is Santa Claus?
Why can't I see him?
An old grandfather became, probably got lost in the forest again. We must help him. Guys, let's call him together with these words: “Santa FROST! We are waiting for you! Come to our House soon!
Oh, grandfather does not hear us Let's shout louder to him again. () 2-3 times
We didn't see each other for a whole year. Oh, where's grandpa? Probably delayed. Help me call Santa Claus. Agreed?
BLOWING HOWL
Father Frost. Oh-oh-oh-oh! Hello guys!
(children answer)
FATHER FROST:
Sounds dumb
Well, louder again -
Hello guys!
(children answer)

FATHER FROST:
Now your answer is good
I almost went deaf from him!
How did you grow up, how big have you become!
Did everyone recognize me?
(children answer: Santa Claus)

FATHER FROST:
I guys old grandfather I'm already five thousand years old!
In January and February I walk the earth
As soon as I get out of bed - blizzards rise!
When I shake my sleeve, everything will be covered with snow!
But now I'm very kind and I'm friends with the guys,
I won’t freeze anyone, I won’t catch anyone!
Happy New Year to you and happy holidays.
Snow Maiden. Grandpa, why is it that our Christmas tree does not shine, does not shimmer?
Father Frost. Not in order - you need to decorate the Christmas tree. Winter decorates Christmas trees in the forest, and guys at the holiday ...

·Snow Maiden. Grandfather Frost, and our Christmas tree is already dressed up.
Father Frost. Dressed up? And where are the children's smiles on the Christmas tree, where is the festive mood?
Snow Maiden. (astonished). But how do you hang them there?
Father Frost. And very simply
The game "We will hang the balls .."

Snow Maiden. Oh, what a beautiful Christmas tree, but the lights don't burn.

Father Frost.
What is this? What a mess!
There are no lights on your Christmas tree!
To make the tree burst into flames,
You use the words:
"Surprise us with beauty,
Elka, turn on the lights!
FANFARE New Year 2015
Song "Russian Santa Claus"
Father Frost. What a wonderful song! Well done boys!

Snow Maiden. Play with us Grandpa.
The game "Forward 4 steps, back 4 steps"
Snow Maiden. And let's sing one more song - a repeat song. Listen carefully to my song and repeat every second line with me.
Song - Repeat.
Baba Yaga. Grandpa, and the children - how much they love you, how much they know about you! And they're playing the game now.
Let's play a game -
I ask you a question
You give me the answer
"Yes" shout or "no".

Baba Karga.
Santa Claus is a cheerful old man,
Likes jokes and jokes. - Yes!
Baba Yaga.
Santa Claus is a good old man,
Wears a hat and galoshes. - No!
Baba Karga. He knows songs, riddles. - Yes!
Baba Yaga. Eat all your chocolates! - No!
Baba Karga. He will light the Christmas tree for the children. - Yes!
Baba Yaga. He wears shorts and a t-shirt! - No!
Baba Karga. Santa Claus brings gifts. - Yes!
Baba Yaga. Does he drive a foreign car? - No!
Baba Karga. Is Santa Claus afraid of the cold? - No!
Baba Yaga. Is he friends with the Snow Maiden? - Yes!

Father Frost. And now, my dear granddaughters and grandchildren, I invite you to ride with me on a steam locomotive
Game "Steam locomotive"
At this time, Cat Matroskin hides his mitten.

Thumbelina. Grandpa, have you lost anything?
Father Frost. Oh, where's my mitten?
Cat Matroskin. And you take it! (throws to children)
Music. Game "Mitten".
Cinderella. (takes pity on grandfather, gives him a mitten) Grandfather is tired, he is melting. Guys, let's go for it! (blowing)
Ataman and robbers. Guys, I heard you love to play. Hall reaction.
Let's play the game "Christmas trees - stumps": at the word "Christmas trees" - we get up, raising our hands up, at the word "stumps" - we sit down.
The game "Christmas trees-stumps"

Father Frost.
Very guys, I love to joke:
To grab someone by the cheeks or by the nose.
And who will not be able to escape from Grandfather,
That will be a funny poem for us to read.

Music. Freeze game! (according to the results of the game, 8-11 people turn out to be near the Christmas tree)

Reading poetry. Sweet prizes.

Baba Yaga. Grandfather! How do you like my suit? True, according to latest fashion? Baba Karga. Nonsense! Mine is better!
Baba Yaga. No it's mine! You will argue, I'll lie!
Baba Karga. This is how I move you!
Snow Maiden. You're guessing wrong whose suit is better! We need to have a competition!
Baba Yaga. Yes! And in a fair competition, I will win! Let all the guests and various small things come here. Baba Karga. Exactly! Let's go in a circle to the music, and I will be the jury and the first place will be mine! Look, Baba Yaga, that girl over there has nothing ...
Baba Yaga. And the boy looks quite...
Snow Maiden. We need to have a competition.

Defile of children in costumes. Santa Claus rewards them with sweets.

Exit of the Snow Maiden and snowflakes. From 0 to 18, from 1.35 to the end.
Snow Maiden:
It's time, friends, to say goodbye. I congratulate everyone from the bottom of my heart.
Father Frost:
Carnival sparkles bright
The kids are having fun
New Year gifts
It's time to receive.
Goodbye, kids
Goodbye, tree
Our Happy New Year
Remember for a long time!
The beginning of building a round dance
The characters organize the children and take them away by train to classes.

Graduation party based on the fairy tale "Vovka in Far Far Away"

slide 1

Sounds of music come out educators

Leading : Dear parents! Dear guests!
Today is a special day -
And sad and cheerful
After all, our children have grown -
They go to school.
Today we are excited
It's impossible to keep everyone
In the heart and soul of all
A little worrisome.
Until the solemn moment
There are a few seconds left:
Only the sounds of the minuet will burst -
Graduates will enter our hall.

slide 2

The composition “To the Music of Vivaldi” by S. Nikitin-P. Morea sounds, the graduates enter the hall in pairs and perform welcoming rearrangements to the music. At the end, everyone lines up in a semicircle.

Children :

    Today we came to the bright hall.
    How many holidays we had!
    Santa Claus met everyone at the Christmas tree.
    And the parsleys started dancing here.

    We have welcomed spring and autumn here.
    Dancing, reciting poetry
    They learned to sing beautifully, played,
    And now they've come to say goodbye.

    Today we came to the bright hall
    We have a special day today.
    Graduation ball begins.
    Let's go to school soon, first grade!

    Our kindergarten is decorated in the morning,
    Today is graduation day.
    And we are proud of our garden,
    After all, it is like a home for us.

slide 3

Song "Kindergarten - a magical land"

Leading : Dear Guys!
Today is your last holiday in kindergarten.
And how hard it is to part with you.
And let you out from under the wing into the light!
You became relatives, you became friends,
And better than you, it seems, can not be found!
Today, guys, we congratulate you!
You go to school to learn, to make friends.
We wish you all success, health,
And never forget your kindergarten.

Children :

    OK it's all over Now. The time has come
    Which we have all been waiting for.
    We gathered for the last time
    In this cozy room.

    Our kindergarten is a magical ocean,
    For five years we went swimming,
    We know he gave us happiness
    And we loved him with all our hearts.

    Kindergarten gave us warmth,
    And drove sorrow into the shadows,
    A good spirit has always reigned here,
    It's a holiday every day!

    We learned what friendship means
    What does it mean to protect the weak
    What you need to be brave and dexterous,
    And we need to help adults!

    Farewell, our beloved kindergarten!
    You raised us carefully.
    You gave us health and strength,
    Now it's time for us to go to first grade.

    Thank you, dear kindergarten, for affection and care,
    For the fact that mom went to work calmly in the morning!
    For the fact that we ran merrily to our glorious home,
    And we, as dear guests, were joyfully welcomed here!

    And now we are with kindergarten
    Forever goodbye -
    Now we need to study
    We are going to school.

    We celebrated the holiday many times in this hall,
    But such as this, we have not yet known.
    Most the best holiday: sad and cheerful.
    Kindergarten escorts us to school today!

slide 4

Leading : Guys, do you remember how four years ago, for the first time, your mother brought you to kindergarten?

    Why, you didn’t bring us -
    They took us in wheelchairs!
    We often sat on the handles,
    They didn't want to stomp their feet!

    I remember crying every day
    I was waiting for my mother, I looked out the window.
    And (name) walked with a pacifier,
    And (name) wore diapers.

    I used to eat badly
    Spoon fed me
    The bib saved us from porridge,
    From tea, soup, curdled milk.

    And if we didn't sleep
    they rocked us on the handles.
    Listening to "bayushki-bayu"
    we closed our eyes.

    And remember, I'm made of sand
    build big cities?

    Oh boy, don't!
    We all baked Easter cakes -
    Not very smoothly, as they could,
    and we played with you
    fed each other.

    We loved throwing sand
    loved (name) to hug.
    They were such fools
    fought with arms and legs.

Leading: Just like these kids who came to visit you. We welcome them with applause!

The guys come in to the music junior group

    We are kids,
    We have come to congratulate you!
    You enter the first class
    Don't forget kindergarten!

    We are funny, funny
    You were like that!
    We grow up a little
    Let's go to first grade!

    Your caregivers
    Much effort was spent
    Every day and every hour
    Everyone took care of you!

    But it's time to say goodbye
    School is waiting, it's time to study.
    We want to wish you...

Together : All fives get!

Vedas .: Dear graduates, the kids want to invite you to dance.

Dance with the kids "We will touch the baby with a tiny hand." After the dance, adult children give balloons to the kids, who leave to the music. (curtain closes) Children sit on chairs.

slide 5

Ved.: On this wonderful holiday, I want to give you a book so that you learn to read and be able to read all the fairy tales of the world.

(Vovka enters the hall, sings a song and waves his briefcase)

Ved.: Hello boy! Who are you and where are you going.

Vovka : My name is Vovka Vatrushkin (reluctantly). I am going to school.

Vedas. : Are you glad that you are going to study?

Vovka : Yes, what joy can there be? Sit, read, solve problems - boring things! That would be to get into the Far Far Away kingdom. There you don’t have to go to school and you don’t have to do anything yourself either - after all, there gold fish, which grants all desires and pike. Just say! "At the pike's command, at my will" - and everything will be for you! And there is also a self-assembled tablecloth, a flying carpet, walking boots and flowers - seven flowers ...

Vedas. : Wait, wait, Vovka! Today we will help you get into such a kingdom.

Vovka A: I wonder how you can help me?

Vedas: We have a magical book of fairy tales.

Vovka : Magic? This is cool!

Vedas : We will send you on a journey through fairy tales, we just want to warn you: Be attentive, polite, kind, so as not to get into trouble. After all, there are different adventures waiting for you.

Vovka : Don't worry, I won't be lost, I would just like to get to Far Far Away!

slide 6

Vedas : Now the guys and I will say magic words- and a miracle will happen! “Book, book, open, fairy tale, fairy tale, begin! »

(magic music sounds, the book opens)

Slide 7

Vovka steps aside and looks. Ladies and gentlemen (all children) enter, the Waltz dance, after which they sit on chairs.

Slide 8

Then the king enters, he paints the fence. Under the song.

Tsar : I have mountains of gold,
And eat what to eat, and eat what to drink,
But I paint, I paint fences -
There must be order in the kingdom!

Vovka : “Hey, King-lord!
What do you work alone?
Kings are not supposed to
The servants can handle it!

Tsar : (Looks) What kind of miracle Yudo is this? Where is your hello? »

Vovka : Well, hello there!

Tsar : You, kid, where did you come from,
To advise kings?
The king must work hard
To not get lazy at all!

Vovka : Well, well, what kind of king are you then,
Kohl always work!

Tsar : What do people say in the kingdom,
If the king will be an idler?

Vovka : To receive guests with honor -
This is royal work!

Tsar : You are young, but lazy,
And besides, he's talkative,
Why did you come to my fairy tale?

Vovka : Ah! To not go to school. After all, you don’t have to do anything here, just wish - and everything will be for you!

Tsar : And what do you want?

Vovka : Cake, ice cream, lemonade ...

Tsar : Look what you are! Well, okay, I'll give you what you ask, but first help me paint the fence.

Vovka : What more! It hurts!

Slide 9

Tsar : I do not need such lazy people in my kingdom!
Hey guard! Step to me
And read my order!

(children appear - servants)

Servants

    Who does not work, but eats -
    That's not the place for that!

    All loafers, lazy,
    Negligent and talkative -
    Together : Get out of the palace!

Tsar : Here is my royal law!

Vovka : Looks like it's time to blow your feet!

(music sounds servants chasing Vovka, the king takes a bucket and leaves with a sigh "e-he-he!")

Vedas : Guys! But if you were in the place of Vovka and the Tsar ordered you to make something, would you be able to do it?

Slide 10

Orchestra "In the Blacksmith"

Vedas : You are great! You can be allowed into Far Far Away Kingdom.

slide 11

Vovka (runs in, out of breath, wipes his forehead): Ugh! Barely took his legs! I thought they would catch up, cut off his head! It's good that I got into another fairy tale in time!

(music “Sea” - “Aquarium” sounds.) (An old woman is sitting, a broken trough is in front of her, Vovka appears)

Vovka : Hello, grandma! What are you sitting
Are you looking at the blue sea?

Old woman : Hello dear man!
Here I sit for a century!
The path to the kingdom is closed to me,
Do it, granddaughter, I have a trough:
The old man ran away from me
After my tricks!

Vovka : Trough, not my problem,
I have another matter.
Where is the goldfish
What wishes - fulfills?

Old woman : The sea is there, but without difficulty -
You will never catch!

(girls in blue capes with blue scarves appear on the stage) "Dance of the Waves"

slide 12

(Vovka appears and screams)

Vovka : (screaming) Where are you goldfish?
I'll make a wish:
Give me some jam!
Have you heard? Do it!

(fish appeared on the sea)

Rybka : Who is this
Commanded me?
Did not throw a net into the water,
Do you want rewards, slacker?
Get out of the story!
This is where I can help!

(Vovka leaves the sea disappears)

slide 13

Round dance Vasilis.

    Let's work well
    Let's count for the lesson
    How many cinder blocks do you need
    To build the palace on time.

    We need to calculate
    How water flows from pipes
    What follows from here
    Honor to arithmetic.

Vasilisa :

    Vasilisa we are sisters,
    All hands of a craftswoman,
    If someone asks for advice
    We will give an answer like this:

    Only he lives, does not grieve,
    Who is close friends with science,
    It's impossible without her
    Science and I are friends!
    Let's start our advice!
    Together : Vasilisushki! Hello!

    Let's start our advice!
    I read in the starry sky -
    Our Koschei is seriously ill!
    We should help him
    And drive the disease away!

    I walked along the magical path,
    I found a healing bush,
    From it the decoction is as follows -
    Just a sip - and you're healthy!

Vovka crawls out from behind a bush.

Vovka : Well well! Here is a miracle!
How many beautiful girls!
Yes, in painted crowns!
Yes, in gold dresses!
These, I will boldly say,
They can do nothing!
Need to sleep all day long
To be such a beauty!
And they, neither give nor take,
Everyone knows how to conjure!

Vasilisa : Who is hiding in the bushes?

Vovka : It's me, visiting you!

Vasilisa : We welcome good guests!

Vovka : And that's what I need from you!
A couple of magic words
To say - and the table is ready.
And on it - a pie with jam,
And another treat -
Gingerbread, my favorite cake,
Samovar, of course ...

    We understand your order
    Let's start teaching now.
    And it will turn out from Vova
    The best chef in the world.

So this is it ... Let's take the flour ...

Vovka : Stop! Study? I can not!
I would just, without learning
Get jam pie!

    Here's a hint for you
    You go to another fairy tale.
    You shout: “Two from the casket!
    Identical from the face! »

    You just give them orders
    Everything will be done at the same time.

Chorus : Wow, go on that path!
Good way to you! Goodbye!

Disperse in different directions to the music of Vasilis.

Slide 14

In the center of the stage is a casket.

Leading : Here, not salty slurping,
Vovka is walking tired...
What to do? How to be?
Vovka needs to hurry
To catch the brothers from the casket,
And the desire to guess
To make his dream come true.
Always mess around!

Vovka : Here is that cherished casket!
Oh yes Vovka! Well done!
Hey you! Two from the chest
Identical from the face!
Get out, get out!
Meet the owner!

Music.

    What does our master want?

    And what are you dreaming about now?

Chorus : Everything is ready to do at once!
Give, my friend, the order!

Vovka A: Well, first of all, I want to…

    Wait! I'm running!

Chorus : For you, we, so to speak,
Let's cross our fingers!

Vovka : Well well! Wow!
Bend your fingers!

Brothers : Aha!

Vovka : So I want to eat
about six kilograms
Delicious all kinds of sweets,
This will be my lunch.
For dinner I want...
Bend over!

Brothers : We bend!

Vovka : Huge chocolate cake!
It is clear?. That's okay!
Waffles, gingerbread, jam,
Yes! And sweet cookies!
This is my third order!

Brothers : Busdelano! Now!

Brothers song.

Vovka :

Enough, enough, you see, sing,
Themselves, I suppose, overeat
And cakes, and sweets,
Well, where's my lunch?

Music

    Here you go, my friend, sweets!

    There is nothing tastier!

    Here are the cakes, hold on!

    Put it right in my mouth!

    Here's the cookie, here's the jam!

    This is a miracle treat!

Vovka : Stop! Where! And what about me!

Brothers : We'll eat everything for you!

Vovka : What nonsense is this!
Will you go for me?

Brothers : Yes!

Vovka : No, patience is over!
Get out of the box!

Music. The brothers fly into the chest.

Vovka : And here I was not lucky! Where will I go? Ah, I’ll go into the forest, right along the path to a completely different fairy tale.

slide 15

(opens the curtain, looks at the hut on chicken legs)

Vovka : Interesting, hut. And who lives in it? (knocking). Is there anyone at home?

Baba Yaga: Who is knocking there, who does not let grandmother sleep?

Vovka : It's me - Vovka Vatrushkin!

Baba Yaga: Vovka? Oh well, I'll take a look now leaves the house and approaches Vovka) Oh, what a handsome fellow you are, it's good that you came. Milok, help grandma. My technique is broken, and without it, what kind of Baba Yaga am I?

Vovka : Are you a real Baba Yaga?

Baba Yaga : And then, how! Haven't you ever seen me in fairy tales, haven't you read about me in books?

Vovka : Yes, I saw it, only there you are evil, but here you seem to be kind.

Woman Yaga (hugs Vovka): Oh, my dear, my anger is over! Then, I'm still no longer young, how many people can be tortured. So I decided to be kinder to people. It's good that we met. Vovka, are you tech savvy? The technique failed me, once again there is nothing to fly to the dances on, help me, my dear, to repair.

Vovka : (Twirls the broom, looks at it) No, I can't! I can't do anything.

Baba Yaga: Oh you fool! Is it possible to live without knowledge? Eh! In my childhood, knowledge was everything! I would have studied poorly, I would never have learned my trade, I would not have been a sorceress. No one would know me, big or small. And now everyone knows how great artist. Oh, you upset me.

Leading : Baba Yaga, don't be upset, you will have a new broom! Hold on!

Baba Yaga : Vovka! Well, do you know anything? Can you answer questions?

Vovka : Of course I can! In technology, I do not understand, but to answer questions - it's me easily!

Baba Yaga: listen carefully! Every student should bring to school...

Vovka : Wig!

Children : Diary!

Baba Yaga: To write with pens, we will prepare ...

Vovka : Bed!

Children : Notebook!

Baba Yaga: Pencil so as not to disappear - remove it ...

Vovka : Into the basement!

Children : To the pencil case!

Baba Yaga: Who walks with a bag of books in the morning to school ...

Vovka : Conductor!

Children : Student!

Baba Yaga: In the corridor, the clatter of feet, then calls everyone to the class ...

Vovka : Pie!

Children : Call!

Baba Yaga : Well, Vovka, he said that he knew everything, but he himself did not give a single correct answer. It is evident that you are a loafer and a loafer. What are you doing all day long?

Vovka : I'll tell everyone in confidence that more than anything in the world I love to lie on the couch.

Baba Yaga : Do you know what happens to such lazy people? They become clumsy and often get sick.

Leading : But this does not threaten our guys, they love to move and dance.

Dance "I am the best, you are the best!"

Baba Yaga: This is what made me happy! Enough energy for me until the next meeting with you at school. And to you, Vovka, my advice: “Go to school and study,” I’ll come and check (leaves).

Leading : You understood everything, Vovka, you need to study, and not travel through fairy tales. Well, are you staying in the Kingdom of Far Far Away?

Vovka : No, I'd rather go to school, learn my mind!

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Leading : Well done! You got it right. “Fairy tale, return to the book, book of fairy tales, close!” (book closed)

Well, to know more
Learn to read, my friend!
Also get rid of laziness
Don't waste your time!

Vovka : Yes, perhaps, to begin with, I will read the Primer, take me with you to school. I promise that I will be a diligent student, and I will never be lazy. I realized that without knowledge we are nowhere!

Leading : Well, guys, let's take it?

Children : Yes!

Slide 17

Leading : So our holiday is coming to an end.

Child : Soon our group will be empty,
All farewell words will subside.
Golden rustling carousel
Leaves will swirl in autumn.

Leading : IN long way for knowledge, for science,
You will go to the autumn hour,
But I want you guys to know
Here in the garden, we are glad to see you!

(children go to the formation to the music)

Children : read congratulatory eulogies.

    Everyone needs to say "THANK YOU" to Svetlana Viktorovna -
    Kindergarten manager!
    Always take care of us!
    We are ready for first class!
    We want to go to school
    And thank you for everything!

Slide 18

Together:
You today, kindergarten,
"Thank you" we say
And all your workers
Thanks a hundred times!

Song "Farewell"

    Our dear kindergarten,
    You have become our home.
    We say goodbye to you
    And we're a little sad.

    In our house will live
    naughty kids,
    They be friends and do not grieve
    We wish from the bottom of our hearts!

    Goodbye, our nanny,
    Educators, toys and swings,
    We're leaving because
    Grow up and mature!

After the children sit on the chairs

Leading : the floor is given to the head of the DC for the presentation of diplomas and gifts.

responsible: Platonova Marina Gennadievna

TALE: "Vovka in a distant kingdom in a new way"

Presenter 1

Everyone knows that children love fairy tales,

And since childhood, they have been waiting for a meeting with them.

They have magic, kindness and affection,

They call to the world of joy.

They are old and modern

An adult and a child are happy with them,

We want to introduce you from the stage

We are a fairy tale in a new way!

PICTURE 1

Mom appears

Mother:

Vovochka! Come here!

Vovka:

I'm going now!

What happened to us again?

Mother:

Oh son, stop sleeping

Vovka:

Mother:

If you are lazy,

I will be angry with you.

Vovka:

Okay, okay, I'll read it

I know everything without a primer.

Mom leaves.

I will look at the pictures

Vovka puts down the primer, takes the book "Tales", reads.

In some kingdom

In a distant state

Once upon a time there lived a king,

The Great Sovereign….

Dreaming, looking up from the book

If only I could become king now

Everything would be nothing to me

I wouldn't do anything

They wouldn't scold me.

There is no better thing in the world

Than to sit all day doing nothing.

Vovka yawns and falls asleep with a book in her hands.

The king appears and paints the fence. The wolf wakes up.

Vovka:

Are you working?

Kings are not supposed to

The servants can handle it!

Tsar:

You, little one, where are you from?

To advise kings?

The king must work hard

To not get lazy at all!

Vovka:

Well, what kind of king are you then,

Kohl always work!

Tsar:

What will the people in the kingdom say?

If the king will be an idler?

Vovka:

Receive guests with honor

This is royal work!

Tsar:

You are young, but lazy

And besides, he's talkative,

If you were already big

Off your head right now!

Who does not work, but eats -

That's not the place for that!

negligent and talkative -

Drive out of the kingdom!

These are my royal law!

The king takes a bucket and a brush and leaves.

Vovka:

Think! I'm going to another story.

PICTURE 2

The Old Woman appears from the tale of the fisherman and the fish.

Vovka:

Hello grandma! What are you sitting

Are you looking at the blue sea?

Old woman:

Hello dear person!

Here I sit, what a century!

The path to the kingdom is closed to me,

Do it, granddaughter, I have a trough!

After all, mine is all broken.

Vovka:

Here again, healthy again!

First you trough

Then the washing machine...

No, wait a minute, granny

You better tell me

Where is the golden fish

What wishes fulfill?

Old woman:

The sea is there. But without difficulty

You will never catch!

GAME WITH THE ROOM: "Warm-up"

Turn to each other
And shake hands with a friend.
Raise your hands all up
And move at the top.
Let's shout cheerfully: "Hurrah!"
You help each other
Answer questions
Only "Yes" and only "No"
Kindly give me an answer:
If "no" you say
Then tap your feet
If you say "yes"
Clap your hands then.
An old grandfather goes to school.
Is it true, children? .. (No - children knock with their feet).
Does he take his grandson there?
Answer in unison ... (Yes - clap your hands).
Ice - frozen water?
We answer together ... (Yes).
After Friday - Wednesday?
Together we will answer ... (No).

Is spruce always green?
We answer, children ... (Yes).

Are you okay with humor? .. (Yes)
Are we exercising now? .. (No)

Whiskas - Cat food.
What will you tell me? (Yes)
I anticipate your answer:
Is the mouse afraid of the cat? (Yes)

seagoing ships
Can they swim on land? (No)
Lunch can be delicious
From raw potatoes? (No)
Do all the cities need
write with capital letter? (Yes)
All answers are good
You answered from the heart.

Vovka (shouting)

Where are you, golden fish?

I'll make a wish:

Give me jam!

Have you heard? Do it!

Fish:

Who is this here

Commanded me?

Did not throw a net into the water,

And he wants a reward, loafer?

Get out of the story!

I can help you with this!

The fish wags its tail.

Vovka:

Well, think about it. The sprat is unhappy.

PICTURE 3

DANCE: "Dance of Vasilis"

Vasilisa 1.

We Vasilisa, sisters,

All hands of a craftswoman.

If someone asks for advice -

We will give an answer like this:

Only he lives - does not grieve,

Who is close friends with science.

Vasilisa 2.

It's impossible without her

Science and I are friends!

Vovka.

And where did you come from?

Vasilisa in chorus:

We have a gathering for the exchange of wisdom.

Vasilisa 3

Here in the forest clearing

The whole team gathered

Exchange experiences!

Vasilisa 1.

I read in the starry sky:

Our cat is seriously ill.

We should help him

And drive the disease away.

Vasilisa 2.

I walked along the magical path

I found a healing bush,

From it the decoction is as follows:

Just a sip - and you're healthy!

Vasilisa whisper.

Vovka:

Haven't seen it yet

As many as three sorceresses at once!

Apparently, they

All learned and wise!

Everyone has witchcraft!

They certainly can safely

Live and do nothing!

Vasilisa 2(Vovka)

And why did you come here?

Vovka:

Here's what I need from you:

A couple of magic words

To say - and the table is ready,

And on it is a pie with jam

And another treat:

Gingerbread, my favorite cake,

Samovar, of course ...

Vasilisa 3.

We understand your order

Let's start teaching now

And it will turn out from Vova

The best cook!

So, like this: we take flour ....

Vovka:

Stop! Study? I can not!

I would just, without learning

Create a jam pie!

Vasilisa 2

Here's a hint for you then:

You go to another fairy tale.

You shout: “Two from the casket,

Identical from the face!

Vasilisa 3

You give them any order -

All will fulfill this very hour.

Wow, go on that path

Good way to you!

Vasilisa(in chorus)

PICTURE 4

Vovka appears in a magical clearing. Screaming.

Vovka:

Hey, two from the casket,

Identical from the face!

Brothers appear.

1st brother

What does the owner need?

2nd brother.

And what are you dreaming about now?

1st brother

Everything is ready to do at once!

2nd brother

Give orders, my friend!

Vovka:

So, first of all, I want .... (bends fingers)

Cake ... (the brothers bend their fingers to him)

Are you going to bend your fingers for me?

Brothers (together)

Vovka:

Vovka:

So, I want to eat, well, bend down ...

about six kilograms

Delicious all kinds of sweets -

This will be my lunch!

For dinner I want...

Huge Chocolate Cake!

It is clear? .That's okay.

Waffles, gingerbread, jams….

Yes! And sweet cookies.

This is my third order!

Brothers

Will be done! Now!

The brothers take out sweets and start eating them.

1st brother

Waffles, chocolate, sweets

There is nothing tastier!

2nd brother

Here's the cookie, here's the jam!

This is a miracle treat!

Vovka:

Stop! What are you? And what about me?

Brothers.

We will eat everything for you!

Vovka.

What is this nonsense

Will you go for me?

Brothers.

Vovka.

No, patience is over!

Get out of the box!

The brothers run away.

Scene 5

Vovka.

Oh, how to eat - that's hunting,

If only I could meet someone

Who would feed me

I'll sit on the sidelines

Let me rest a little

Gingerbread man appears

Kolobok

I am Kolobok, Kolobok.

I'm sweeping through the barns,

I'm scraped by the bottom of the barrel.

I love my grandfather, I love my grandmother

I don't want to sit on the window.

To become smart

I'd rather go to school.

A notebook appears towards Kolobok

Notebook:

Kolobok:

I'm Kolobok!

I went to school to study!

And who are you?!

Notebook:

I'm a notebook!

You can't write without me.

You take me to school

You will find a true friend.

Hand in hand, Gingerbread Man and Notebook walk around the room. The Primer Appears

Primer:

I'm a Primer, see the picture.

Put the letters together, read.

You flip me.

I'll tell you about the north

Where the ice never melts.

And about what is ripening in the field,

And about bees, and about honey!

Kolobok:

Wow, you, that's it!

There is such beauty here...

Very, very interesting

I have to flip you.

Run to school together

Primer:

I agree with you to go!

Just don't tear me.

And wrap it in a cover -

Save other children.

Pen appears

Kolobok:

Pen

The pen is your friend.

printed letters,

very neat,

Letters for writing

I write myself. And who are you?

Kolobok:

I'm Kolobok!

By the barns methen,

Scraped by the bottom of the barrel.

Mixed with sour cream

I went to school to study!

Pen:

I'll go with you, Kolobok!

I know a lot about school!

Briefcase appears

Briefcase:

Hey! Friends! How can you be without me?

How do you carry everything to school?

Will you not take me?

Kolobok:

Briefcase:

And I'm a briefcase!

The best home for them, believe me!

There is a section for the primer ...

Notebook:

And for me?

Well, I'm a beautiful notebook so thin,

That I'm afraid to crush the sides.

Briefcase:

Don't worry, friends

Rely on me.

I'll put them all carefully

And I'll get it right.

Notebook:

Oh what a wonderful house

We live together in it!

Unit appears

Unit:

Kolobok.

I am a bun

Notebook

I am a notebook

Primer.

I'm a primer

Pen.

Briefcase.

I am Portfolio.

Together.

Unit:

I am One!

If you hang out with me

If you are lazy in class

Then me and my girlfriends are units

Will be on every page.

Kolobok (to the hall)

I need one girlfriends

On every page?!

Kolobok:

No! Such a friend is not good for me!

I don't need a unit!

I'd rather go to study with my friends.

Learning is useful in life!

The unit runs away. Mom appears.

Mother:

Vovochka! Are you sleeping again?!

Vovka: (wakes up)

Oh, why are you screaming!

Mother:

Everything in the world you oversleep!

Vovka:

Was it just a dream?!

What can he mean?

I don't want to sleep anymore!

I want to know everything!

GAME WITH THE HALL

Presenter 1

It's good that Vova understood from the fairy tale that it is necessary to go to school and get good grades.

Lead 2

And I wonder what grades our guys will study for? Let's play a game

Game: "What will we take to school?"

The time has come to decide

What will we take to school?

Such a difficult question!

Let's think seriously.

We will always do this:

If we agree, we will shout "Yes!"

And if there is another answer,

Together, let's say "No!"

Do we put notebooks in a briefcase?

And the new slingshots?

Album to draw?

And matches - set fire to the school?

What about notebooks for writing?

Dolls fashionable outfits?

Do you need brushes, paints at school?

Phone - call home?

Plasticine to sculpt?

Will we take the kitten to school?

Do we put a gun in a briefcase?

Pills to heal?

How about a sandwich to refresh yourself?

Very hard to assemble!

Maybe stay in the kindergarten?

Or together in first class

Are we leaving now?

Leading.

To have more fun at school

You will receive gifts sooner.

(Presenting gifts)

Scenario of a musical fairy tale-parody based on songs-alterations. The authors are teachers of school No. 48 in Kirov Chudinovskikh I.A., Nagdiman N.A. The material can be used at a themed evening by replacing questions on life safety in the script with questions on any subject. In our school, we also used this fairy tale for a competition on traffic rules, replacing all the questions that Baba Yaga and Koschey asked Vovochka with questions about traffic rules.

Songs in italics can be omitted from the script without much damage to the plot.

You can watch the video recording of the fairy tale in the "Video" Section (see Site Menu).

Introduction.

We honestly want to tell you
We don't watch series anymore.
They break our hearts all our lives
They torture us endlessly.

How much can we watch them
How much nonsense can you endure,
To be under anesthesia of their captivating dreams,
And take them every time again seriously.

And how to live without them, well, you tell me, tell me,
Without them, we are where, but simply nowhere,
No wonder the whole country went crazy from them,

And we, like zombies, are watching the series again.

Someone from the choir:
- School No. 48 presents the musical fairy tale "Vovka in Far Far Away Kingdom-2"

Vova appears.
Chorus.
wasteful look,
Stylish fashionable outfit,
Avant-garde in my head.
Ten twos in a row
Everyone is talking about him.

He is not used to teaching
He doesn't read books
He writes somehow
There's a mess in my head
A very strong fist.

The teacher appears.

Teacher: What, Vovochka, why weren't you at school today?
Vova: Oh, Marya Ivanovna! Here is such a thing!
Vova (sings):
It was an ordinary gray Kirov evening,
I walked out of school in a bad mood,
I just see - suddenly comes towards me
Either a girl, or a vision.
She says, "Get out of your school,
Let's fly with you to magical countries!
She gave me menthol gum
She promised to call early in the morning.




I remember something I sang to her about the lessons,
And about the fact that I have training,
But gentle lines sounded in the heart:
"If you quit school, you'll do well, Vovka!"
And I looked into the starry sky for a long time,
And the next day I was sick all day,
I was looking for her, but to no avail,
Either a girl, or a vision.

She passed like a caravel on green waves
And now I'll be thinking all night,
Should I change my mind to ask if she changed her mind
Ask me if I've changed my mind.

She passed like a caravel through the waves
And now I'll be thinking all night,
Should I change my mind to ask if she changed her mind
Ask me if I've changed my mind.

Teacher: Oh, Vova, how tired of your fairy tales!
Vova: Yes, I swear.
Teacher:
I see your smile
I remember my mistake
But it doesn't matter anymore
That I was deceived twice
On my ears again
You will hang noodles!




And they won't give you a certificate just like that.

Don't heal me with your girl,
And do not hang out in the club, but teach lessons,
And the little clock laughs tick-tock
And they won't give you a certificate just like that.

The teacher waves her hand at Vovka and leaves, the Fairy appears

Fairy: Hello, Vova! I want to ask you what you have decided. Are you flying with me to a magical land? I have a magic scooter with which we can get there!
Vovka: How? Was it not a dream?.. Well, of course, I'll fly anywhere, as long as I never go to school again. Yes I will best friend anyone who will spare me the lessons!
Fairy: Really! (sings)
I beg you don't
Tell a lie,
Do not rush to call yourself a friend.
rustle of leaves,
Moonlight Sonata,
Everything we need now for the soul.
Best in the world of all awards
This magical scooter
It is for the one who has been waiting all these years,
Magic scooter!

Magic scooter after a hot summer,
You may be the only one who deserved it
You may be the only one who wanted this evening
Drink to the bottom with me.
Magic scooter, you will not be superfluous,
What a pity that our meeting did not come out early,
But the whole autumn is ahead, I need you very much,
And you need me... You need me.

“Fly away”, the choir sings the chorus “Vova-plague”

Baba Yaga appears
Baba Yaga (looks in the mirror and sings)
Baba Yaga knows that nature has its renewal,
And the fogs stand and stand over the river at night.
My hair, my hands and my feet are a crime,

Together with the choir:

Because you can't be beautiful like that in the world.
Because you can't, because you can't
Because you can't be beautiful like that in the world.
Because you can't, because you can't
Because you can't be beautiful like that in the world.
Because you can't, because you can't
Because you can't be beautiful like that in the world.

Koschey appears.

Koschey:
I'm an immortal mischievous reveler
In this thirtieth neighborhood,
In our more often every dog,
Knows my moonwalk!

Baba Yaga: Hello, Koshcheyushka!
Koschey: Hello, Baba Ege!
Baba Yaga: I am not Ege, but Yaga!
Koschey: Yes, one hell, nothing good ... Listen, we haven’t regaled ourselves with losers for a long time!
Baba Yaga: Don't worry! My little sister dressed up as a good Fairy and will soon bring us the best Loser!
Koschey: It can't be! Yes, round losers have long been extinct! Last time you slipped me a C grade and my stomach hurt all evening!
Baba Yaga: Don't you believe? Now my will come middle sister and bring his photo.

Baba Yaga-2 appears.

Baba Yaga-2: Hello!
Koschey: Did you bring a photo?
Baba Yaga-2: Here, look!
Koschey: How pretty!
Baba Yaga-2: And don't speak! (sings)
I look at you

In the kingdom we have rains, closure,
Bach! And the trams stopped.
traumatic brain injury
My love.
Pa-pa-pa-save
And I'll swim to you, I'll get there,
I will settle next to you
I would be happy to have such a neighbor.
You are a simple people from Russia,
I'll tell you right away, great!
Then I smile and tell you:
- I've been waiting for you, Vova! - 5 times
Chorus: Grandmother Yozhka..

I look at you
You are sitting in the photo, and I am on the couch,
Most of the time we have winter
Soon all exits and entrances will fill up,
traumatic brain injury
My love.
Pa-pa-pa-save
And I'll swim to you, I'll get there,
I will settle next to you
I would be happy to have such a neighbor.
You are a simple people from Russia,
I'll tell you right away, great!
Then I smile and tell you:
- I've been waiting for you, Vova!
Chorus: Grandmother Yozhka..

During the song, Fairy and Vova appear.
Baba Yaga: Hello, dear guests! How glad we are!
Vova: What are you, a real evil spirit?
Baba Yaga-2: The real does not happen! (Sings without piano) I've been waiting for you, Vova!

They surround him and take out the ropes, and in the process of the next song, dancing, they tie Vovka.

Top-top we approached from around the corner,
Top-top, such mournful deeds,
Now it's too late to pay
Look at the stars

Look at this sea

Now it's too late to pay
Look at the stars
Look at this sky and these roses
Look at this sea
You see it all for the last time.

Top-top, ah, well, come on, knit it,
Top-top, we are four on one,
And for the wonderful boy with the deuces in the magazine
Come on, call the bears to play,
To play fashionable and very popular
In our more often a funeral march. Transition to mourning music.

Vovka: Release me immediately! I'll complain... to the high school council!

Koschey: Previously, you had to think when you got deuces!
Baba Yaga-1: Well, what are you worth? Quickly into the forest for firewood, kindle a fire! And I'll make sure that some compassionate merman doesn't untie him!
Fairy: Yeah! You will fall asleep like last time, then run after him through the forest!
Baba Yaga-2: And let's tie her to the boy. If he starts twitching, she will wake up!
Koschei: That's an idea!
Vovka: Well, let me go, please!
Choir:
Now it's too late to pay
Look at the stars
Look at this sky and these roses
Look at this sea
You see it all for the last time.

(While the choir is singing, they tie Baba Yaga, they tie Vovka's mouth, they leave, Baba Yaga soon falls asleep, Vodyanoy appears)

Water:
I grew up in a swamp deep and rotten,
A boy in a fashionable cap and a groovy character,
The boy is all simple and I'm not at all handsome,
And all the girls are smiling at me.
When in the evening I go out of the swamp into the forest,
Everyone knows more often that there is more and more interest in me,
I joke tirelessly over everyone in the fairy forest,
And I will convey my sharp joke to all people.
'Cause I have black humor, it's always with me
'Cause I've got black humor, sharp and crazy
After all, I have black humor, groovy humor,
Come here girls, let's chat with me.

With the choir:

Let not everyone catch up, if you can, catch up,


Black humor, black humor, roll up your ears,
Black humor, black humor, catch up if you can
Black humor, black humor, soon everyone will get it,
Black humor, black humor, kids really like it.

(sees Vovka)

Vodyanoy: Oh, again this evil spirit has caught a loser! Listen, boy, I'll try to help you, just name a subject that you know anything about!
Vovka shakes his head.
Vodyanoy: Well, maybe geography? .. No? History?.. Literature?.. Lifestyle?
Vovka shakes his head negatively at all subjects, but happily nods at OBZh.
Waterman: Got it! I'll be back soon, and you remember everything you know about life safety! And when they return, play for time!
Leaves. The evil spirit returns with firewood.
Koschei: Well, of course she's sleeping!
Putting firewood in a pile. They untie Baba Yaga and Vovkin's mouth. Koschey puts on a referee's cap.
Koschei (mocking): Defendant! You have the last word!

Vovka: I won't do it again! Honestly! I will study well!
Sings:
1. I will come to school, and, lowering my eyes,
I will remember all the words and repeat again:
Who told you, well, who told you

Chorus with choir:
Every year, every hour I keep your soul in my soul,
Your call in my heart sounds ringing,
No, I can never stop loving you
And you love, you always love me.

2. I don’t want to believe and I don’t want to think,
That separation will come and dreams will not come true,
At night I scream, I scream in pain
If you dream that you will expel me.

3. And in spite of fate, a love-fate,
I will remember the words again and repeat again,
Who told you, who told you
Who thought that I don't love you.

The water one appears.

Vodyanoy: Hello honest company! I see you are preparing for a feast here, but they didn’t invite me.
Koschey: Yes, you join, it's not a pity.
Vodyanoy: Have you checked for sure that he is a straight loser? And then last time they slipped a threesome, so two kikimors died.
Baba Yaga-2: Do you have deuces in all subjects?
Vovochka: For everything ... except OBZh.
Baba Yaga-1 (Fairy): Where were you looking?
Fairy: Yes, I studied the entire magazine from cover to cover!
Baba Yaga-1: Yeah! Did you want to cheat?
Vova: And we don’t have life safety this year, but in the past I had five!
Fairy: Yes, he is lying! He wants us to let him go!
Waterman: Let's check it out! I just had life safety tests lying around in my pocket.
Koschei: Oh, well, give it here, I'll test it myself ... (flips through) Question one. Which light should you cross? Answer options: a - red, b - blue, c - green, d - purple.
Vovka: On the green! I knew no options!
Baba Yaga-2: Oh, well, check if he answered correctly?
Koschey is looking for answers at the end.
Koschei: You won't believe it, but, indeed, on green! Is it a bummer again!
Question two. What is the number to call in case of fire? Answer options: a - 01, b - 02, c - 03, d - 04.
Vovka: Well, I know this phone well, once we joked with a friend, called "01", so our parents were fined so much that after that I did not eat ice cream for 3 years! They told me at school that a smart man learns from the mistakes of others, and a fool learns from his own!
Koschei (checks at the end of the book): Nightmare, indeed, "01"! Question three. Is it possible to light candles and sparklers during the school Christmas tree? Answer options: a - you can not, b - you can, c - only with the permission of the teacher.
Vovka: The answer is "a" - no!
Koschey: You guessed it!
Baba Yaga-1: Give me a book, you are asking some wrong questions! Yep, found it! Question four: What color hat should be worn during hot weather to avoid sun and heat stroke. Answer options: a - black, b - white, c - red, d - green.
Vovka: The answer is b - white! The white surface reflects the sun's rays!
Baba Yaga-2: So he also flogs in physics!
Vovka: Nope, we don't study physics yet, we were told that in the fourth grade in natural history.
Baba Yaga-1: (to herself) Now I will confuse him! (Vovka) What are the two most important qualities must have a pedestrian? Answer options: a - courage and determination, b - purposefulness and perseverance, c - cunning and cunning, d - attentiveness and caution.
Vovka: In life, of course, many of these qualities can come in handy, but attentiveness and caution are important on the road.
Koschey: We're gone! Five questions out of five!
Waterman: Shall we let him go? He will fool around for another year, lose his last knowledge, then we will… and then we will… Moreover, he has no life safety lesson this year!
Fairy: great idea, and I'll find another blockhead for now.
(untie Vovka).
Fairy: Get on the scooter, let's go!
Others: Only you look, don't teach lessons!

Fairy and Vovka leave to the chorus of "Vova-Plague". The rest begin to remove the attributes of evil spirits and congratulate each other. The teacher appears.

Baba Yaga-1: Marya Ivanovna! Allow me to report! Council of high school students Your task is completed! Another student returned to school!
Teacher: Thanks guys!
Koschey: (laughing) No, you remember how he told us: “I will complain to the high school council!” I almost died laughing!

Fairy is back.

Koschey: Well, how is he?
Fairy: I ran to the elective on life safety and enrolled in the library for books.
Teacher: Great! (puts a tick in the notebook) Now we will wean Sidorov from smoking.
Baba Yaga-2: I have an idea! I'll tell you tomorrow at the council!
Teacher: Well, what would I do without you!

They all sing together without a choir, the choir is singing along - “Tuba-oak”

We would like our life like a film
Scroll back 10 years
When we - boys and girls -
They left the noisy kindergarten.

And from the tank obliquely

Show us the address
Where else are these children!
And from the tank obliquely
School is the best in the world
Show us the address
Where else are these children!

Can we study well
Sing no worse than all the nightingales,
And we want today, as usual,
Tell you from my love.

What's obliquely from the tank
School is the best in the world
Show us the address
Where else are these children!
And from the tank obliquely
School is the best in the world
Show us the address
Where else are these children! - Recitative along with the choir