There are two people in the scene.

FIRST: Good evening, Dear friends! Now I will tell you how to meet New Year?

SECOND: Stop! Why you and not me?!

FIRST: Because you don't know, but I know how to make New Year's holidays perfect!

SECOND: Where! I know you! You are one of those people who have not gifts under the tree, but a stupid cross from the tree.

FIRST: And you are one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the tree - like as if someone gave them gifts. Santa Claus damn it!

SECOND: And you are one of those who watch Urgant New Year's Eve on TV.

FIRST: And you lay out tangerines everywhere around the apartment so that, like, the New Year smells everywhere.

SECOND: Are you one of those who, on New Year's Eve, during the congratulations of the president, are photographed against the backdrop of the TV

FIRST: And you are one of those who shouts “Yes, what is there to be able to open!”, And be sure to fill everything with champagne and screw up the chandelier with a cork.

SECOND: And you are one of those who buy firecrackers and fireworks for 10 thousand, and then stupidly fall asleep on New Year's Eve

FIRST: But you belong to that group of people who go by taxi for vodka on New Year's Eve

SECOND: And you are one of those who always says: “Hey, pay for a taxi, otherwise I don’t have change from the five thousandth!”

FIRST: And you are one of those people who take a camera on New Year's Eve, and then post pictures on VKontakte like Lekhin_striptease, Lech don't sleep in a salad

SECOND: Yes Yes. Just people like you do not go to bed on New Year's Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you will go to the toilet.

FIRST: And people like you on the morning of the first of January get up before everyone else and start to get everyone: “Come on, get up, let's go to the hill to ride!”

SECOND: And you are one of those who send the same SMS with congratulations to all friends for the new year. And after a couple of hours, they receive it for themselves as a congratulation.

FIRST: And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until everything is finished, he sits at your place. At least hint at him.

SECOND: And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar hut.

FIRST: And you are one of those who invite your ex to the new year, and your current ex.

SECOND: you are one of those who, at midnight, counting the chimes aloud, always go astray and start clinking glasses at the 11th strike.

FIRST: And you are one of those who in a tavern begins to stare at the women from the company at the next table. And then all New year's night is to smear this comrade from the men from this company.

SECOND: And you are one of those who start taking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor guy stays until one in the morning, and then “to hell with them!” and unties.

FIRST: And you are one of those for whom champagne for the new year is only needed to throw a piece of chocolate into it, and sit and watch how it swims up and down.

SECOND: Okay, let's face it, we're both good...

FIRST: And therefore, to meet the new year at five plus

HOROM: Don't do what we do!

Scene for the New Year - Security for Santa Claus

Scene for the New Year - funny - suitable for lower grades, as well as for grades 9,10 or 11. Happy New Year to you.

(two security officers leaving the microphone (Security)
Guard1: Vip arrived?
Guard2: He always arrives at the last moment, he is busy.
Guard1: They checked everything, nowhere did the Bab Yaga install heaters and other heaters.
Guard2: Our people didn’t even let her in, no matter how hard she tried and dressed as a snow maiden and a red cap.
Guard1: How was it calculated?
Guard2: And we have Vasya, he still knows fairy tales, his mother read to him in childhood, he says what kind of snow maiden with a broom and a little red riding hood in a scarf and in a cobweb ...
Guard1: Grandma went nuts
Guard2: Well, everything seems to be in order on the stage?
Guard1:(pretends that they are talking to him over the microphone) Everyone is leaving, they say at the entrance the woman has broken through.
(leave) (Baba Yaga enters the stage)
Baba Yaga: Here they decorated and decorated, and now I will tear everything off and tear it - I will spoil the holiday.
(Soundtrack sounds (from Counter Strike) "go go go")
(guards run out onto the stage and catch Baba Yaga)
(Baba Yaga resists, screams)
Baba Yaga: I'll ruin New Year's anyway.
(she is removed from the stage)
Guard3: Don't worry, our company guarantees a cheerful mood.
(Sounds of fighting fade away offstage)

(You can add dance)

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Scene "How we were looking for Santa Claus!"

Snowman (leader) comes out.
Snowman: Hello kids, greyhound girls and boys.
Children: Hello! (in chorus)
Snowman: Do you know that today is a magical day?
Children: Yeah!
Snowman: Why do you know magic?
Children: Yes, today is New Year's Day!
Snowman: Right! Day of fulfillment of all desires. But we cannot celebrate this holiday without Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden: trouble! trouble!
Snowman: Snow Maiden, what happened?
Snow Maiden: Trouble Snowman! Grandfather of Ukraine!
Snowman: How was it stolen? Who stole?
Snow Maiden: it was stolen by the evil Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga comes running with a broom.
Baba Yaga: ahh, didn't you wait?
Snowman and Snow Maiden: Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga: Yes it's me!
Snowman: Give Santa Claus!!!
Baba Yaga: Ha ha ha, I won’t give it up so easily! First, guess the riddles.
Snowman: Well guys, let's solve riddles?
Children: yeah!
Baba Yaga: Well, here's the first riddle: What comes before winter?
Children: Autumn!
Baba Yaga: Right! Here's another riddle: Who sweeps and gets angry in winter?? It blows, howls and spins, makes a white bed?
Children: blizzard!
Baba Yaga: Right!
Snow Maiden: Well done boys!
Snowman: and now give us back Santa Claus!
Baba Yaga: So be it...
Santa Claus comes out
Father Frost: Ho ho ho, hello kids girls and boys!
Children: Hello!
Snowman: HOORAY!!! Now let's celebrate the New Year!
and everyone starts to have fun, dance

New Year's scene "I want to be a Snow Maiden"

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga comes on stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, oh, daughter, what is it, who offended the little one, who to turn into a rotten toadstool, who to wipe into tooth powder?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Christmas Tree, I already say ugly anyway.
- Baba Yaga.- Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately oh and clever wise woman.
Yes, you wait, I have a hairdresser friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will tint you that you will needlessly scrape off, you will be no worse
any other idiot.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, they cut their braids, they braid some foul stuff, and they also have colognes, they have toilet water, but I’d rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- Baba Yaga.- Calmly do not drive a wave Leshy knows his work only with natural material resin and fir cones work, a little spring water and you're in order, just the same Figurine.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Yes, not a Figurine, but Sne_gu_ro_chka. And the Snow Maiden was already discharged. With Santa Claus, his granddaughter comes.
- Baba Yaga.- Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen if you want, I'll conjure an outfit for you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- You are an old completely crazy about my health, you don’t get sick with your soul, what did you think of the outfit of the snow queen, it’s how many kilograms of icicles and ice and a kokoshnik made of pieces broken mirror direct threat to life safety.
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, I didn’t think, oh, I almost ruined it, well, I have one more remedy.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Which?
- Baba Yaga. Are you my robber?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Rogue.
- Baba Yaga.- Bandit?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Bandit.
- Baba Yaga.- Tearaway?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Tearaway.
- Baba Yaga.- So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You conjure them a gift. You know how everyone will love you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Hurray Hurray I'll be a fairy, everyone will conjure a wart and they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy kit: a leather jacket with wings to make it curvier and a magic wand and Prada beauty.
- Baba Yaga.- I'm conjuring, daughter. (Option 2 now, daughter, I’ll just collect the ingredients) - I’m conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Deleted two little ones
Look for new things
For daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and begin to dress up the Daughter of Baba Yaga to the music, Having dressed they disappear
- Daughter of Baba Yaga. - oh, beware of my beauty themselves asked for it.

New Year's scene "Criminal New Year"

The tune from Gentlemen of Fortune plays. Slowly sneaking, constantly looking back, two men dressed up in costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. The one who is dressed up as the Snow Maiden presses a bag with gifts to his chest.

Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, listen, where are we climbed?
Father Frost: And FIG knows, bald. The main thing is that there are no cops here - and that's bread! (laughs)
Snow Maiden: Well, yes, gray-haired, you generally came up with this normally: for the new year, dress up as the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, so that you can rob without being pale. I just don’t understand one thing, why are you the Santa Claus, and I’m the Snow Maiden?
Father Frost: Well, firstly, bald, I have a real beard (pulls off Santa Claus's beard). Where did you see bearded snow maidens? This business is loved only in Europe. And secondly, there was no second Santa Claus costume, and it would be suspicious. Again, we are not in Europe. And in general, say thank you that I did not dress up as Santa Claus, otherwise you would be a deer!
Snow Maiden: You are a deer! Bearded!
Father Frost: Whose cow mooed there, huh?

And they step on each other.
At this moment, a girl enters.

Young woman: And here you are!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden freeze and very slowly turn to her.

Young woman: I ordered you!
Snow Maiden (quietly): She? Us?
Santa Claus (looking into the neckline of the blouse inseparably): No.
Young woman: Only I was waiting for you at the main entrance, and you are already here! But it's even wonderful. And then the holiday will begin soon, you need to have time to prepare.
Snow Maiden (frightened): Holiday? What holiday?
Young woman: Like what? New Years of course! It was for this that I called Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. And I see you already with gifts!
Snow Maiden: Yeah, as they collected for themselves. (pulls the bag closer to him).
Young woman: This is good, but you can find out why the Snow Maiden is a man?
Father Frost: Yes, you understand, the crisis ... There are not enough Snow Maidens for everyone. So they take anyone...
Snow Maiden (displeasedly pokes Santa Claus in the back, and then turns to the girl): And you, excuse me, actually, who?
Young woman: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anna Yakovlevna Smekhova, a teacher in our kindergarten.
Snow Maiden: D-kindergarten?
Young woman: Yes, and now it will be a holiday at junior group. So…
Santa Claus: Gray-haired, just call me Gray-haired (takes the hand and slowly bends down for a kiss on the hand)
Snow Maiden: He is gray-haired Arkady Sansanovich. That scumbag ... oh, Santa Claus! And I'm Lysovoy Mityai Palych ...
Young woman: Arkady Sansanovich, very nice! (looking at the hand of Santa Claus) Oh, and you have such an interesting tattoo here (reads) s.e.w.e.r.
Father Frost: It’s just that Veliky Ustyug didn’t fit….
Snow Maiden (from behind Santa Claus): so what are the kids?
Young woman: Yes, they are quite small, only recently they crawled out from under the table, now here ... a New Year's tree. So now you will see for yourself.

A New Year's children's melody plays, and "kids" come out: dressed up in costumes of a deer (required), a bunny, a bear, parsley, a dog, a wolf, etc. men. You can just wear masks.

Young woman: Children, say hello to Santa Claus.
Children (in chorus): Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Father Frost: Well hello brother! (approaches everyone and shakes hands. He reaches the deer and says) Well, hello, deer. (turns to the Snow Maiden and grins) Look, it really is a deer!
Snow Maiden (shushing at Santa Claus): hello kids! Let's dance a round dance.
Father Frost: Oh right, round dance! So, it means that they stood one after another, hands behind their backs iiiii .... Went. Maestro, music! (plays from gentlemen of fortune)

The Snow Maiden taps her forehead with her fist.

The music ends and the girl says: And now Santa Claus will give you gifts!
Snow Maiden, stepping back and hiding the bag (hysterically): NO!
Young woman: Oh yes, of course! You need to tell Santa Claus a poem. Well, doggy, let's talk.

It turns out that the "dog" and tells any New Year's poem.

Santa Claus (clapping): Well, beautiful, high five! (approaches the Snow Maiden and tries to take the bag away, so desperately shakes her head and does not give). He told a poem!
Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, are you crazy or something ?! If this is how everyone who tells a rhyme is given honestly stolen, then we will not be left with it!
Santa Claus (still taking out a wad of money and clapping her palms): Hey, dog, for such a gift, one rhyme will not be enough.
Dog: And I can still solve the riddle!
Father Frost: Oh, yes, you look, what a cheeky one! Daredevil straight. (turns to the Snow Maiden) He clearly senses that there is still a ssssobaka in the bag. Well, okay, come on, listen: I found her in the forest. I have been looking for her for a long time. I brought it home because I couldn't find it.
Dog: A splinter.
Father Frost: Oh pa! Which! Beautiful! Wow! Give paw! (gives money). With this gift, you paid your parents the entire kindergarten for a year in advance. And all this for just one rhyme and a riddle! The rest of you learn! And you keep some more chocolate!
Snow Maiden: Chocolate?! Do you have chocolates too?
Father Frost: No, but what?
Snow Maiden: Well, give it here! (runs up, grabs the rest of the chocolates and gives them to the children) Here you go, you have a chocolate and you have a chocolate, and you. Everyone run away from here! Happy New Year. Let everything stick together with you, oh, that is, it will come true!
Young woman: Oh thank you! So great! You are just great!
Father Frost: Why, everything is for you (looks at the neckline) Anna ...
Snow Maiden: Well, if that's all, then we'll probably go!
Young woman: Where are you? But what about money?
Snow Maiden (sack presses closer): will not give it back!
Young woman: No, I give you money for work.
Snow Maiden: Ahh, well, it's possible...

And at that moment a man runs in.

Man: And here you are! Finally I found you!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden simultaneously raise their hands up.

Young woman: Oh, Andrey Nikolaevich! You come!
Man: What, late again?
Young woman: No big deal, here you go. These are our Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, who had a wonderful time this holiday. And this, police captain Andrey Nikolaevich, is Petya's son!
Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden (slowly lowering his hands): Zzzzzzzsti.
Man: Yes, you understand, again I was late to my son for the holiday! And all because some cretins decided to rob all the shops on New Year's Eve! No, well, you can give them credit for originality: it’s necessary to dress up as Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden in order to steal money, chocolate and tangerines!
Snow Maiden (hisses in the ear of Santa Claus): Tangerines?!
Santa Claus (shrugs): So it's the new year.
Man: Now run, look for them all over the city! And how many such Santa Clauses with Snow Maidens are countless! At least take yours!
Young woman: Oh, you don't need to take ours. They were celebrating with us.
Snow Maiden: Yes, yes, while "someone" was robbing, we were at a party, so it's not us!
At this moment, a “child” dressed up as a dog runs in: daddy, daddy you came! Look what Santa gave me! (gives money)


Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden slowly back away.

Man: Well, stand!

And they all run away together.

Young woman: This is how little Petya's dream came true - to celebrate the New Year with his dad - a major! So let your dreams come true. Happy New Year!

The script is designed for children younger age(4-7 years). You can spend a holiday in kindergarten or at home with your best friends. The meaning of the script is not only entertainment, but also to encourage creativity Guys.

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New Year's scenario for children

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New Year's masquerade ball

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Scenario for children "Kolobok for the New Year"

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Scenario New Year's holiday for younger students

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Scenario for children "New Year's adventure Pinocchio"

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Scenario "Christmas tree, burn, or how to celebrate the New Year with your family!"

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Day of folk festivals or how to celebrate the New Year with colleagues?

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New Year's script for children

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Scenario of the New Year's fairy tale "At the command of the pike!"

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The scenario of the New Year's party in the preparatory group "Ball of Miracles"

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Scenario of the New Year's fairy tale "Let's save the New Year!"

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Scene "About the New Year for the oligarch's daughter"

Dad: Daughter, it's the end of December, do you know what holiday is coming soon?

Daughter: Listen, dad, I'm only 11 years old, how do I know such difficulties? Go to the fourth living room on the third floor, I think the calendar is hanging there.
Dad: Well, we already celebrated this holiday. Try to guess.
Daughter: Ah, of course, this is the holiday when we go to Hawaii.
Dad: No, daughter, the holiday you are talking about is your birthday. We celebrate it on the 5th of every month.
Daughter: Oh, is this the day when we ride a tank?
Dad: No, it's victory day.
Daughter: Ah, a plane ride day?
Dad: No, it's aviation day.
Daughter: Oh, I remember. This is the day when you tell everyone that you have no money.
Dad: No, it's the first of April... or the day the tax office comes. But what I'm talking about is a different holiday.
Daughter: Well, the last thing I remember is the day we ride in the water park.
Dad: Oh, baby, how do you remember such little things. The hot tub just broke that day.
Daughter: I give up.
Dad: Well, the New Year holiday is coming soon.
Daughter: And what is unusual about it?
Dad: On this day, gifts are given.
Daughter: Well, I ask what is unusual about him?
Dad: On this day, it’s not me who gives gifts, but Santa Claus.
Daughter: What, Santa Claus still has more money than you?
Dad: No.
Daughter: Why does he then give gifts to everyone, it would be better if he bought something for himself.
Dad: No, giving presents is his job.
Daughter: Is this job highly paid?
Dad: No, no one pays him anything for this.
Daughter: It's good that you're not Santa Claus. Well, tell me how they celebrate the new year.
Dad: The whole family gets together, they drink wine, eat salads, and the children shout “Christmas tree burn” and the tree lights up.
Daughter: Oh, I would have said so right away. It's barbecue day.
Dad: Why barbecue?
Daughter: Well, on the day of the kebabs, the whole family also gets together, they also drink wine and eat salads, and the children make a fire to fry the kebabs.
Dad: There's so much you don't know yet. Here I have a new year associated with tangerines and chewing gum for the ruble.
Daughter: Dad, I'm bad with foreign currencies, so tell me, the ruble, this is how much in our Russian thousands.
Dad: Well, one ruble is exactly a thousand times less than a Russian thousand.
Daughter (Innocently): What a coincidence!
Dad: Remember this, because in our country, in addition to thousands, rubles are also accepted! Daughter: Tin, two currencies for one country!
Dad: Well, now let's decorate the Christmas tree!
Daughter: Why dress her up if she burns anyway?
Dad: No, it won't burn down, we'll just hang lanterns on it and they will glow.
Daughter: Well, I was already thinking about jumping over the fire. Okay, let's go.

Scene "We do not believe in Santa Claus"

Santa Claus is sitting on the stage tied to a chair. Around 2-3 students.

DED FROST: You would have washed the windows so amicably on the subbotnik, as they tied me up.

STUDENT 1: A common cause unites.

Santa Claus: Why did you tie me up? I don'there indicate the name and patronymic of your most strict teacher ?

STUDENT 2: No. But his turn will come!

Santa Claus: Guys, I'm Santa Claus.

STUDENT 3: We got it, but we don't believe in you anymore. Remember when I asked you for a B in physics in term?

Santa Claus: You wrote game console?

STUDENT 3: No, but my parents promised me a prefix for a B in physics. I had to clarify.

STUDENT 1: And since childhood, you make us learn poetry. You makehere is the name and patronymic of the teacher of literature ask us a lot at home!

Santa Claus: But, is this for you?! Do you think I need it? Do you know how many of these poems I have already heard? What about children who don't pronounce the letter "r"?! Yes, I can’t do it anymore from these Agniya Barto and Samuil Marshak! By the way, I want to listen to the works of Brodsky, Dovlatov...

STUDENT 2: Whom?

STUDENT 3: I don't know. I don’t watch TV series from the Rossiya TV channel ...

STUDENT 1: In general, don't talk teeth to us: we don't believe in you anymore. We are already adults!

STUDENT 2: You are a relic of the Soviet era! Attribute of childhood!

Santa Claus: Guys! Think again! Why are you in such a hurry to become adults and give up childhood? Why hurry to overthrow the authorities? Where is your tolerance and respect for the older generation? Yes, in the USSR, many things were not perfect, but this is our history! Let's respect each other and build a new country together!

THE STUDENTS THOUGHT FOR A FEW SECONDS.

STUDENT 1: So, let's put another gag in his mouth!

STUDENT 2: Exactly!

The course of the holiday

Music sounds (M. Minkov - Y. Entin "Where Wizards Live")

storyteller. Hello guys! You are all beautiful and smart. Do you believe in magic? And what is the most magical holiday you know?

storyteller. Miracles always happen on New Year's Eve.

Severin.

Mood for "five"!

Let's start the holiday.

They say New Year's Eve.

Whatever you wish

Everything will always happen

Everything always comes true.

Storyteller.

Maybe even the guys

All desires come true.

All you need is, they say.

Put in the effort.

Severin.

Don't be lazy, don't yawn

For your pain.

Storyteller.

They say on New Year's Eve

Whatever you wish

Everything will always happen

Everything always comes true.

I hope we can verify this today.

The music is from the ballet The Nutcracker. Jester Gorokhovy runs into the hall. unfolds the scroll.

Listen, honest people, decree!

The king issued the following order:

I announce the ball today.

Ball cheerful, New Year's!

fairy land people

Everyone must come to us!

Cavaliers and their ladies

We are looking forward to your holiday with us!

Storyteller. Well, let's go to the ball to the king Peas! Let's say the magic words:

Book of fairy tales, help!

Open the doors to the fairy tale!

Show me the wonderful world

Surprise us with magic!

The storyteller turns the pages of the book. Sounds like an overture from Rimsky-Korsakov's The Golden Cockerel.

Storyteller. Here we are in the Kingdom of Far Far Away with King Peas.

There hasn't been such a commotion in the court of the King of Peas for a long time.

The palace was washed, decorated, the Christmas tree was decorated for a long time.

Cavaliers for beauty all smoothed their mustaches.

Well, all the girls brought dresses from abroad.

The music of the composer A. Vivaldi "The Seasons" sounds. Guests (parents) in carnival costumes enter the hall. The jester announces the guests. King Pea enters with a calculator.

Jester. And why do you, your royal majesty, need a calculator? Today is a holiday. What are you going to count?

King Pea. Shut up, Shu Mr. Gorokhovy, if you don't understand!

Jester. I'm silent, I'm silent...

King Peas. And I brought a calculator for you. So sit down and work.

Jester. Work on holidays? And what to count?

King Peas. Smiles and happy laughter!

Jester. I'm sorry, what?!

King Pea. They tell you - smiles! I received a message from Santa Claus that he will come to our ball as soon as we collect a thousand smiles and a sea of ​​laughter. So sit and collect!

Jester. How will I collect them? Where can I get so many?

King Pea. You look better. There, you see - one smile, but you don’t count, and there’s the second ...

The jester runs, counts smiles.

King Pea.

The guests seem to be in place,

Have fun with us.

The music of E. Grieg "In the cave of the mountain king" sounds. Green Tosca runs into the hall.

Yearning Green. All clear! The holiday has already begun and, of course, without me!

King Peas. Who are you?

Longing Green. How? You don't know who I am? Yes, you should all know me. I'm Tosca Green!

King Peas. Why is longing at the New Year's ball, and even green? We want to have fun, not to grieve.

Longing Green. And Blizzard Prickly sent me to you. You all walk around here, counting smiles, waiting for Santa Claus to visit. And I will catch up with everyone, I will make everyone cry. Here Santa Claus will not come to visit you, he will not bring gifts.

Longing Green walks around the hall, scares everyone.

Tsar. A fool!

Jester. I'm here!

Tsar. How many smiles do we have?

Jester. 50.

Tsar. Oh, how little! Now this green lady will make everyone sad, what are we going to do? So Santa Claus will never come to us. What to do? Oh oh oh! Ah, I am poor King Pea.

Storyteller. We must call Severina, the good mistress of snowflakes, let her help us, cheer the guests, drive away the Green Tosca. Guys, help Severin to call!

Children(together). Severina, come, surprise me with a snowy dance!

Severin.

I gathered in my hands

Sparks of white and blue stars.

Today I give them to you

And I dance and I sing a song

On this day I am with my friends.

Children perform the dance of snowflakes to the waltz of P.I. Tchaikovsky from the ballet Sleeping Beauty.

Tsar. Jester, count quickly. There's one smile, here's another...

The jester counts.

Longing Green. My mistress, Blizzard Prickly! Help me, send an assistant, Plakunchika. Together, we will make everyone cry faster.

Blizzard Prickly.

I am the Prickly Blizzard,

I will cry, I will scream, I will win.

Well, I'll arrange a holiday for them.

Longing Green, do not yawn,

Get a bag of gifts.

The jester counts smiles, stumbles over a bag marked "Gifts".

Jester. What else is this?

Tsar. These are probably gifts from Santa Claus. Untie the bag soon! Give me presents. I wonder why Santa Claus sent them to us, and not brought them himself?

The jester unties the bag. From there the Plakunchik crawls out and starts crying.

Tsar. Who else is this?

Longing Green. And this is my assistant - Plakunchik! I am sad, and he is crying! Now let's play and see. I will be leading. The one who manages to offend more offensively, who will make everyone cry bitterly, will win. And Plakunchik will help me.

Storyteller. We don't play these games!

Plakunchik. What games do you play?

Storyteller. But look at which ones. And you, Jester, count smiles.

Actors and performers play with children in variousgames.

1. 3-4 people play at the same time. Children are blindfolded, and they try to find plastic New Year's toys by touch and hang them on the Christmas tree to the music. The sounds of music fall silent - the children stop the competition. The winner is the one whose Christmas tree is the most beautiful.

2. Children are blindfolded. Cones are scattered across the floor coniferous trees. Children collect cones in a basket to the music. The sounds of music fall silent - the children stop the competition. The one who collects the most cones wins.

Jester. 1000 smiles! Hooray, it worked! Now Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden will come to us.

Music sounds, any New Year's, but always with the sound of bells. Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden.

Father Frost.

We walked along snowy forest paths,

We walked through meadows, boundless fields.

Snow Maiden.

Happy songs helped us along the way.

With a joke, with a song it is more interesting to go.

Father Frost.

And from the very end of the earth

We bring you our congratulations.

Happy new year dear friends!

Tsar. Santa Claus, how are you on time! Otherwise, I don’t know how to calm down this Green Tosca and her assistant. She spoils the whole holiday for us, catching up with melancholy. Yes, even green. It spoils everyone's mood.

Student 1.

Everything is white outside.

It's snowing, it's snowing.

And spinning under the tree

Round dance, round dance.

Student 2.

We hung you

Silver, silver.

We dance merrily

Student 3.

Let the blizzard all the paths

Notice, notice.

To us in a hurry, in a hurry

New Year!

Father Frost.

We'll fix this issue.

To sing for a whole year.

Start a round dance.

Even though I'm an old man

But I'm used to dancing.

The dance will be more fun

If everyone helps her.

Children lead a round dance to the music.

Plakunchik. Something made me want to cry.

Longing Green. And make me sad.

Father Frost. This Longing Green somehow reminds me of someone... Well, come closer to me (looks at her).

Tsar. Father Frost! Will we light the fires on the tree?

Father Frost. But how! Where is your tree?

Tsar. Yes, here she is (she looks around in surprise. The Christmas tree is covered with a light blanket, stands aside on a stand, on wheels).

Woe is me! Trouble! Trouble!

Jester pea, hurry here! Where is the tree?

The king stamps his feet. The jester backs off.

Father Frost. Longing Green, green, green! I remembered. Well, Blizzard Prickly! Oh, you are so harmful! It was Blizzard Prickly that bewitched our Christmas tree, turned it into Green Longing.

Tsar. How can we disenchant it now?

Father Frost. This is not an easy task. Do your guests know how to solve riddles, sing songs, answer tricky questions?

Tsar. Do you know how?

Children. Yes.

Storyteller. Well, guys, let's try to disenchant the Christmas tree, shall we? Come on, Santa Claus, let's try.

Father Frost.

The man is middle-aged

With an enormous beard.

Brought with you by the hand

To our granddaughter for the holiday.

Children. Father Frost.

Father Frost.

The white blanket is not made by hand.

Not woven, not cut,

It fell from heaven to earth.

Children. Snow.

Father Frost.

What a beauty -

It stands shining brightly

How beautifully trimmed...

Tell me who she is.

Children. Christmas tree.

Snow Maiden. Well done boys! But riddles did not help us. Let's try another one.

I will start the verses now.

I'll start, keep going!

Answer in unison.

It's snowing outside,

Holiday coming soon...

Children. New Year!

Snow Maiden.

Softly glowing needles

The coniferous spirit is coming...

Children. From the tree!

Snow Maiden.

The branches gently rustle

Beads are bright...

Children. Shine!

Snow Maiden.

And the toys swing

Flags, stars...

Children. Flappers!

Snow Maiden.

Threads of colorful tinsel.

Bells...

Children. Balls!

Snow Maiden.

White-bearded and red-nosed

Under the branches of Grandfather...

Children. Freezing!

Father Frost. Nothing happens, it can be seen that Blizzard Prickly conjured for a long time. Do you know the Christmas tree song? Children. Yes.

Children sing the song “They dressed the Christmas tree in a festive dress” (music by I.G. Smirnova, lyrics by K.M. Fofanov).

Father Frost.

Go away, Longing Green,

Come to us, branchy tree,

Green, a little silver

All sparkling with snowflakes

Festive, thin pieces of ice.

Snow Maiden.

golden tinsel,

Bright, colorful, radiant.

Our Christmas tree play

Glow with a gem.

Santa Claus strikes with a staff. Music sounds. Remove the cover from the tree. Longing Green takes off her rags, puts on a cape, hides behind the Christmas tree. The prankster turns into a jester.

Snow Maiden. Oh yes tree! How good is that! It looks like she's going to dance now.

Father Frost. Why not go. Today is a magical day. Let her dance with her friends.

Grow legs at the tree,

Run along the path

Dance with us.

Get your heels on.

Christmas tree dance to the music of I. Strauss "Snowflakes".

The music of E. Grieg “Dance of the Trolls” sounds, Blizzard Prickly runs in.

Blizzard Prickly.

Finally got here!

What is this wonderful room?

And people are sitting around.

Yes, he looks at the tree.

Tsar.

What is this miracle?

And where did it come from?

Blizzard Prickly.

You yourself are a miracle! I'm a beauty!

Why don't you like my look?

You, dear grandfather,

You better dance with me.

Tsar.

Am I a grandpa? Well, the audacity!

Am I a grandpa? Yes, who are you?

Get out of the hall

Kohl king you did not recognize.

Blizzard Prickly.

I, Blizzard Prickly, evil, mighty,

I walk in the wild, in the forest, in an open field.

I howl, I control the winds, I twist the clouds.

I don't want to know anyone.

I grumble for the whole world.

Didn't they invite me to the party? Where are my helpers? Longing Green disenchanted? Where's the Plakunchik? Became a joke? Well, I'll take revenge on you! I’ll blow the icy winds, I’ll drive the clouds, I’ll throw ice floes, I won’t give gifts.

Severin. Yes, why are you always angry? This doesn't suit you.

Blizzard Prickly. They didn't invite me to the party, they forgot about me. Have fun, rejoice, sing, dance! Doesn't it suit me to be angry? You will be angry when you are not invited to have fun with everyone.

Severina. Yes, King Peas called all the inhabitants of a fairy-tale country for a holiday, issued a festive decree.

Blizzard Prickly(referring to the King). Did you call everyone?

Tsar. He called everyone who wants to have fun, sing, dance, frolic.

Blizzard Prickly. And I want to.

Tsar. Ball cheerful continue. Invite a blizzard to Ghanaian. "Letka-Enka" to dance. I ask you all to stand up!

Children perform the Letka-Enka dance.

Blizzard Prickly. Oh, how I had fun, I haven’t danced like that for a long time, I became kind. Okay, Santa Claus, take your gifts.

Santa Claus distributes gifts. The rest of the characters help him.

Father Frost.

I wish you to grow and not be bored,

Mom, dad, grandmothers do not upset,

And always ask for forgiveness

For any grief.

I wish you to temper and grow wiser.

And never get sick for a whole year.

Never be arrogant

And get rid of laziness.

Well, next year

I will come to you for the holiday.

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden leave.

storyteller. We had a lot of fun with you! But our time is up. It's time for us to go.

The strike of the clock floats over the sky,

In the windows, the light is not extinguished by the city!

I wish you all a Happy New Year!

Always be happy in life!

The music of G. Sviridov "Snowstorm" sounds.

Characters: presenter, guys readers, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, girl, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, robbers, Baba Yaga.

The course of the holiday

Sounds like music from the movie "My sweet and gentle beast." Against the background of the music are the words:

Leading.

The last leaf is torn off

The calendar has been removed from the wall.

Waiting for a long time congratulations

January behind the door.

The old year is leaving

His last page rustles.

Let the best that was not go away

And the worst cannot happen again.

Let him not skimp on happiness

Let the stars light up on time

To make all wishes come true.

1st reader.

Let the frost play more fun

Let it freeze your cheeks.

Happy New Year to you,

With a year of joy, happiness, love!

2nd reader.

Hours go by, days go by

Such is the law of nature.

And we want you today

To congratulate with new Year!

3rd reader.

We wish you a New Year

All the joys in the world

Health for a hundred years ahead

Both you and your children.

4th reader.

May the New Year that you celebrate

A happy year will enter your life.

And all the good things you dream of

Let it come true and it will definitely come.

Any New Year's song is performed. Robbers run out (whistle, noise, screams).

Rogues. And why are you so dressy? What are you doing here?

Leading. And who are you?

Rogues. And we ... (They perform a song from the cartoon “In the footsteps of the Bremen Town Musicians”: “Knife and ax workers ...”, “We don’t want to live differently ...”). So there will be no New Year for you! We are taking away your teacher and will not let Santa Claus to you. (They take the teacher and take her out of the classroom.)

Parents(stopping the robbers). Wait, what do the guys need to do so that you let the teacher go?

Robbers. Let your children entertain us. For example, they will dance some kind of dance!

Children perform "Dance of the Little Ducklings".

Robbers. Well, well done! They amused us! Okay, we'll let your teacher go. But we won't give you a holiday anyway.

Leading. Robbers, let's agree this way: I'll ask you a few riddles, and if you can't solve them, then you won't interfere with us. Agreed?

Rogues. Fine. There has never been a mystery that we have not solved. Let's.

The leader makes riddles.

He flies off in a white flock

And sparkles in flight.

He melts like a cool star

On the palm and in the mouth (Snow)

Carved, lace

Spinning in the air.

And how does it sit on the palm

So immediately - water. (Snowflake)

Black, not earth

Fluffy, not snow

Heats, not the stove. (Fur coat)

No arms, no legs

And he draws patterns on the windows. (Freezing)

Let me be a small bird

I, friends, have a habit -

When the cold starts

Directly from the north here. (Bullfinch)

The robbers could not solve a single riddle correctly

Rogues. How much we don't know! I'll have to go to school to gain my mind! Guys, forgive us! Can we stay on your holiday? We will be good and obedient!

The robbers remain.

Leading. Dear guys, dear guests, I invite you to play the game.

Gestures

In this game, you first need to remember the text:

Santa Claus is coming, coming to us,

Santa Claus is coming to us.

And we know that Santa Claus

Brings us gifts.

After the text has been repeated, it is proposed to replace words with movements and gestures. The first words that are replaced are the word "we". Instead of these words, everyone points to themselves. With each new performance, there are fewer words, and more gestures.

Instead of the words “Santa Claus”, everyone points to the door, the word “goes” is replaced by walking on the spot, the word “know” - to touch the flask with the index finger, the word “gifts” - a gesture depicting a large bag. At the last performance, all words disappear, except for prepositions and the verb "will bring."

Sounds medody from m / f about Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet appear.

Winnie the Pooh. Dear friends! My friend Piglet and I came to wish you a Happy New Year!

Piglet.

New Year comes to us with lunar powder

And the flickering of bright candles.

New Year! Let him be good

For you and for our friends!

Winnie the Pooh. Guys, Piglet and I have a surprise for you. We will now hold a New Year's lottery.

Win-win lottery

Winnie the Pooh pulls out tickets with numbers, and Piglet gives prizes.

The presenter reads the wishes to the ticket numbers:

. No. 1. On a ticket by chance

you got Georgian tea. (Tea)

. No. 2. To keep your face and your hands clean,

On the ticket you got a piece of fragrant soap. (Soap)

. No. 3. Dimensionless vessel for various volumes of liquid. (Ball)

. No. 4. So that your teeth do not hurt,

Clean them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)

. No. 5. We wanted to win a flashlight,

And I just got a ball. (Ball)

. No. 6. Must be happy in abundance

From the lottery you are now:

You have a wonderful postcard.

Got it as a souvenir from us. (Postcard)

. No. 7. You will receive a balloon,

Fly into space to the stars. (Ball)

. No. 8. A rather rare surprise for you -

Two paper napkins. (Two paper napkins)

. #9 Get it—Hurry:

You have a notebook: write poetry. (Notebook)

. No. 10. Do not get sick, be strong,

We hand you pills. (Vitamin tablets)

. No. 11. You look great:

Both clothing and hair.

And the reward is not in vain

Your winnings fell - a comb. (Comb)

. No. 12. To distinguish the days well,

The calendar is good to know. (Calendar)

. No. 13. About all the news in the world

Read in the newspaper. (Newspaper with a crossword puzzle)

. No. 14. You listen to the advice:

Fruits - best diet. (Fruits)

. No. 15. You got the candy,

Come visit us. (Candy)

. No. 16. To find out the income,

A notepad will come in handy. (Notebook)

. No. 17. "Hurrah!" - shout to the whole world,

You have a souvenir car. (typewriter)

. No. 18. So that your hairstyle is beautiful -

Get a comb as a gift. (Comb)

. No. 19. No typewriter

We offer this item. (Pen)

. No. 20. In life, you have to hope for the best,

Glue you take, if something is not glued. (Glue)

. No. 21. To write beautifully to you

Hurry up to get a pen. (Pen)

. No. 22 This piece will correct the mistake,

This eraser is called a rubber band. (Eraser)

. No. 23 This is not a cup, this is not a watering can.

This is the line everyone needs. (Ruler)

. No. 24. Always sharpen a pencil

And get a sharpener. (Sharpener)

. No. 25. I got into the car, drove off,

You arrived at school quickly. (typewriter)

. No. 26. Japanese camera. (Mirror)

. No. 27. Preparation for the development of the jaws. (Gum)

. No. 28. The measuring device of the highest accuracy. (Ruler)

. No. 29. Music center. (Whistle)

. No. 30. This item will come in handy

On the "five" to study. (Pen)

Leading. Guys, it's almost New Year's Eve. And who do we need to celebrate this holiday?

Guys. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka.

Leading. That's right guys. Let's call them.

They are Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. You can hear “Song of Santa Claus” by Y. Entin.

last page of the calendar

Stayed on the wall.

I have been working hard all year.

It's time for me to go!

I will travel hundreds of miles in a row,

So that on the night of the New Year

I put on a Christmas tree outfit

And got up in a round dance.

I will give gifts to children,

After all, there is no better me.

I don't want the best awards

What a joy for all children!

Father Frost. Hello dear guys!

Snow Maiden. Hello dear adults!

Father Frost. Happy New Year!

Snow Maiden. We wish you happiness with all your heart!

Father Frost. To live this year

Snow Maiden. Without sadness and worries

Father Frost. So that you work with success.

Snow Maiden. And they had fun on the holiday.

Leading. Thank you, Santa Claus, thank you, Snow Maiden! Something holiday we have not quite succeed.

Father Frost. Why?

Leading. Yes, the Christmas tree is not on fire!

Father Frost. Yes, it's a mess. But in order for it to catch fire, two conditions must be met.

Leading. Which?

Father Frost Sing a New Year's song and dance a dance.

Children sing the song "Snowflakes" A Vnukov and dance the dance of snowflakes.

The leaves of the calendar are falling

The only thing left is a leaf...

On the last evening of December

The magic time will come...

The clock will strike twelve times

And Santa Claus will come

And lead us along

Happy New Year.

Chorus:

Snowflakes fall from the sky

Down, down, down...

Drifts of fluffy snow

Higher, higher...

Steps of the outgoing year

Quieter, quieter...

A New Year's song

Getting closer, getting closer...

Chorus.

We will meet a fairy tale at this hour

Under the forest tree

And will not leave us anymore

Not in summer, not in spring...

And a miracle awaits us ahead

Jokingly and seriously...

Come visit soon

To us, Santa Claus!

Chorus.

Father Frost. Thanks for making the old man happy. Here is the second condition: repeat this magic spell after me:

Frost crackles,

A blizzard is blowing

And here is a big fir tree.

You, Christmas tree, burn!

You shine for us on a holiday!

You, Christmas tree, burn!

You shine for us on a holiday!

The lights on the tree are on.

Leading.

Lantern lights

They sparkle brightly.

Dancing near the Christmas tree

We are all invited.

Children lead a round dance around the Christmas tree and sing "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."

Father Frost. Oh, grandchildren, I'm tired, weary.

Leading. And you sit down, grandfather, on a stump. We will tell you poems about winter.

Children recite poetry. Santa Claus distributes gifts to all children. Everyone is dancing "Letka-enka". Parents line up for Santa Claus, children - for the Snow Maiden.

The holiday ends with tea.