New Year's sketches for schoolchildren. New Year's scene "Criminal New Year". Interactive quiz game "Who is sad in the New Year?"

The scene "Whose help is better?"

King.

Alina, Polina, Evelina - daughters of the king.

King(daughters). Today I walked around our palace and was just horrified: a complete mess! Books are lying on the floor, shoes are on the windowsills, and clothes are on the beds! And everywhere - candy wrappers! And so I decided to do some cleaning today. And I want to ask you: how will you help me?

Alina. Here's how I can help. When you start cleaning, I will turn on the record player and play your favorite record "Kings Can Do Anything". With this fun song, you will instantly clean up!

Pauline. I'd rather turn on the TV. There will be shown the program "Visiting a fairy tale." I will watch it carefully and tell you everything. And you will clean the whole palace fabulously fast!

King(turning to Evelina with a sigh). What will you turn on?

Evelina. I will turn on the vacuum cleaner. No, first I'll put everything in its place. Then I'll take a broom and sweep all the garbage. Then I will remove the dust with a vacuum cleaner. After that, wipe the window sills and all the furniture with a damp cloth. And when everything is clean, we will all sit down together and watch TV.

King. Well, now I found out that I have only one real assistant!

Scene "At the doctor's"

Characters

A student with a briefcase is standing in front of the doctor's office. He is indecisive.

Student. What to do? To go or not to go? And suddenly kicked out? No I'm not going. Yes, what about control? No, you have to go. Was not! (He pulls out a towel from his briefcase, ties it around his head. Then he knocks on the door.)

Doctor. Yes, yes, come in!

Student(included). Can?

Doctor(writes something, then stops writing, looks at the student). Come in, come in, sit down. What are you complaining about?

Student. Feeling very bad.

Doctor. Specifically, what hurts?

Student. Head. Stomach. Ear stuffed up. I hear nothing and understand nothing. Then, this, dizziness, pressure and palpitations.

Doctor. The temperature is?

Student. There is, there is! Thirty-eight and eight. Or forty-four and four. I do not remember.

Doctor. It's clear. Do you remember your last name?

Student. No, I don't remember... I forgot.

Doctor. And forgot the name too?

Student. Yeah. And patronymic. Because my head hurts.

Doctor. And in what class do you study, and in what school - also forgot?

Student. Class ... it seems, the sixth "yu". And I completely forgot school.

Doctor. OK. Open the horn wider and say: "Aaaa."

Student. A-a-algebra.

Doctor. What is "algebra"? Control, or what, today?

Student. No, tomorrow. Oh no, I don't remember.

Doctor. Hmm yeah. (He looks at the student over his glasses.) A very difficult case! You can't go to school. You have to stay at home for two weeks.

Student(happily). At home?

Student. What about English?

Doctor. It is forbidden!

Student. What about geography?

Doctor. In no case!

Student. Can you go to the cinema?

Doctor. Didn't I say? Necessarily! Twice a day - morning and afternoon!

Student. Thank you very much!

Doctor. To health! All. You can go.

Student. Goodbye. Oh, and help?

Doctor. What help?

Student. Exemption from school. You didn't give me!

Doctor. Ah, liberation. No, unfortunately it won't work!

Student. Why?

Doctor. How can I write you a certificate if I don’t know your name, surname, or the school where you study!

Student. Oh, I think I'm starting to remember.

Doctor. Well done! What's the last name?

Student. Kotikov.

Student. Vasya! That is, Vasily Egorovich.

Doctor. Very well, now remember the class, the school.

Student. Sixth "b" class, school number twenty-five.

Doctor. Now think about algebra.

Student. About what algebra?

Doctor. About the one on which the control is tomorrow. Remembered?

Student. I remembered.

Doctor. Amazing! You see how quickly you recovered from me! And you don't even need a referral! Or is it still necessary? To the principal of school number twenty-five?

Student. No need.

Doctor. Then bye. Kotikov Vasily Egorovich. Yes, don't forget to take the turban off your head, it doesn't suit you!

The student removes the towel from his head and leaves.

Scene "Grandmothers and grandchildren"

Characters

Two grandmothers.

First grandmother. Hello my dove! Let's go for a walk in the park.

Second grandmother. What the hell, I haven't done my homework yet.

First grandmother. Which lessons?

Second grandmother. Now it is fashionable to do homework for grandchildren. I want to try it, although it is probably non-pedagogical.

First grandmother. Why is it non-pedagogical? Yes, I have been doing lessons for my grandchildren all my life. If anything - ask me, I have a lot of experience.

Second grandmother. Well, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the poem: “There is a green oak near the seashore, a golden chain on that oak ...”

First grandmother. So good.

Second grandmother. "... Both day and night, the dog is a scientist ..."

First grandmother. What other dog?

Second grandmother. Well, I don't know what breed he is, maybe a Doberman Pinscher?

First grandmother. Yes, not a dog, but a scientist cat! Understood?

Second grandmother. Ah, I got it, I got it! Well, then I’ll start first: “At the seashore, there is a green oak, a golden chain on that oak, day and night, a scientist cat ... goes to the grocery store with a string bag.”

First grandmother. With what bag? Which deli? Learn the poem again.

Second grandmother. Oh, I have so many more lessons! One grandson is in the sixth grade and the other is in the first. His teacher asked to bring cash to school.

First grandmother. What checkout? From the store, right? Don't drag me into this!

Second grandmother. Well, where is the store? Cashier is the alphabet. Okay, I'll do it myself, and you help me solve the problem.

First grandmother. So... (takes a textbook, reads) "...two pipes are connected to the bathroom..." Remember, in order to solve a problem, you need to have a good idea of ​​what it says. “Two rude pipes are connected to the bathroom ...” - did you imagine?

Second grandmother. Yes, yes, I did.

First grandmother."... Through one water flows in, through another it pours out." Presented?

Second grandmother. Introduced! (Running away.) Presented-ah!

First grandmother. Wait! Where are you running?

Second grandmother. Water is pouring out! Can fill the whole floor ...

First grandmother. Take it easy. In fact, the water does not pour out. This is only mentioned in the task! Now tell me, when will the bath be filled?

Second grandmother. Will never fill up. They themselves said - the water does not pour ...

First grandmother. Goodbye. You will be taken to the hospital. And I have more homework not done: an experiment in botany must be carried out - to grow beans.

Second grandmother. Oh, yes, yes, I remember you took beans from me.

First grandmother. Yes, something does not grow these beans! Apparently poor quality...

Second grandmother. How poor quality? Well, do good to people! It can be said that I tore off the beans from myself - I took them out of the soup.

First grandmother. Wait, wait, how - from the soup? It's me, it turns out, raised boiled beans? Thank you, cheered...

Second grandmother. Well, I didn’t know why you need beans, don’t be offended!

First grandmother. What do you think, if we continue to study so hard, maybe they will give us some grade?

Second grandmother(whispers). Between us, it's already been placed.

First grandmother. Yes? And what is the rating?

Second grandmother. Kol!

First grandmother. Why such a bad rating?

Second grandmother. Because we don't mind our own business.

First grandmother. Adults do everything for the children, and then they are surprised: “Ah, they grow up with white hands! ..”

The old ladies leave.

Scene "Enchanted letter"

Characters

Denis. Once Alenka, Mishka and I were playing in the yard. It was before the New Year. They brought a tree to our yard. She lay large, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood like fools and smiled. And suddenly Alenka said:

Alenka. Look, there are SENSES hanging on the Christmas tree!

Denis. Mishka and I rolled like that!

bear. Oh, I'm dying of laughter! Investigations!

Denis. Well gives: detectives!

Bear. The girl is five years old, but she says "detectives." Oh, I can't! Oh, I feel bad! Oh water! Give me more water! I'm going to faint now! (Falls, laughs.)

Denis. Oh, I even started to hiccup with laughter! Hic! Hic! I'll probably die now! The girl is already five years old, she will soon marry, and she is a detective!

Alenka(offended). Did I say correctly! This is my tooth falling out and whistling. I want to say "spy", but I whistle "spy".

bear. Think! Her tooth fell out! .. I have fallen out as many as three and one is staggering, but I still speak correctly. Listen here: chuckles! What? Really, great? HIGHLIGHTS! I can even sing

Mihka clubfoot

Walking through the forest

Khyhki collects

And he puts it in his pocket.

Alenka(shouts). Ah-ah-ah! Wrong! Hooray! You say "snickers", but you have to - "detectives"!

bear. No, it's necessary - "chuckles"!

Alenka. No, detectives!

Bear. No, "snickers"!

Alenka. No, detectives! (Obarevut.)

Denis. I laughed so hard that I even got hungry. I'll go home. Here are the freaks! Why are they arguing so, since both are wrong? After all, it is a very simple word. No "detectives", no "snickers", but briefly and clearly: "fifties"! That's all.

According to the materials of the newsreel "Yeralash"

Scene "Day of Help to Parents"

Characters

Anton. Mother.

Three classmates of Anton.

Anton appears on the stage. He wipes the dust with a rag, sweeps the floor with a brush, dancing and singing: "My baby, I miss you ...".

Mom enters in outerwear, freezes in place.

Mother. Anton, what happened?

Anton. Nothing happened, mom. Let me help you undress. (Helps take off jacket.)

Mom enters the room, notices that the dust has been wiped off.

Mother. Did you dust off? Myself?

Anton. Myself.

Mother. Tell me honestly, Anton, what happened?

Anton. Nothing happened.

Mother. Am I being called to school?

Anton. No...

Mom walks across the room, notices that the floor has been swept.

Mother. Have you swept the floor? Myself?! Unbelievable... (She puts her hand to her forehead, checking to see if she has a fever.)

Anton. Mom, don't worry. I washed the dishes and did my homework.

Mother. Lessons done ... I beg you, Anton, tell me what happened after all? (Clutches his heart, sits down on a chair.)

Anton. Well, I'm telling you: nothing happened! The doorbell rings. Enter three children.

1st. Good evening! How was Parenting Day?

2nd. Hak, cleanliness, order. Wiped the dust, swept the floor ...

3rd(opens magazine). Check mark! (Ticks with a pencil.)

Anton. Helping Parents Day, Helping Parents Day! Here, look what your Parenting Day has brought a person to! (Pointing to mom.)

Children surround mother from all sides.

1st(vigorously). Valerian! Water! (Counting drops.) 23, 24, 25! (Gives mother a drink.) How nervous all mothers are! It was necessary to first explain that it was only for one day and tomorrow everything would be the same!

Scene "About a kitten who could not read"

Characters

Yasha is a kitten.

One day Murka's cat, Yasha's mother, said to the kitten:

Murka. It's time for you, Yasha, to learn to read.

Yasha. I'll still succeed!

Murka. Nothing to be lazy. Let's start right now. Sit down, I'll show you the letters.

Yasha reluctantly sits down.

Murka. Let's start with the simplest letter - "O". (Shows the letter "O")

Yasha. Some circle...

Murka. Yes, it looks like a circle. This letter is called "O". Repeat!

Yasha. This letter is called "O". What words contain this letter?

Murka. In many. For example, in the words "cat" and "cat". (Shows cards with words written on them.)

Yasha. And in the word "kitten"?

Murka. And in the word "kitten" there are even two letters "O". Here look. (Shows a card with a written word.)

Yasha. See see! Two mugs! And three? Three letters "O" happens in words?

Murka. Certainly. There is such a good word - "milk". (Shows a card.)

Yasha. Is it true! Three whole circles! Is there a letter in the word "ice cream"?

Murka. Eat. And also three. Here look. (Shows a card.)

Yasha. Good word! And in two ice creams, that means six letters "O". And in three...

Murka. Don't talk nonsense! And in general, we now have no arithmetic! That's all for today. Go for a walk!

Yasha. What a good letter! And it happens in the most good words! And the tastiest!

Yasha approaches the screen, on which hangs a sign with the inscription: “Caution! Angry dog!"

Yasha. What a beautiful sign! And three words are written on it ... And in the first word there are whole ... one, two, three, four ... Wow!

As many as four letters "O"! Wow! There must be something very tasty or pleasant here! ..

The kitten looks behind the screen. From there, a deafening bark is heard. Yasha jumps out from behind the screen, tears off the sign and runs to her mother.

Murka(seeing the excited Yasha). What happened to you? Why are you so disheveled and trembling all over? What's happened?

Yasha. Mom, I was walking, I saw a fence, a beautiful sign hung on the fence (gives the sign to mom), three words are written on it, and in the first word there are four letters “O”! I thought that there must be something very tasty or pleasant...

Murka. So! I understand everything! This is what happens when you can't read! Do you know what is written on this plate? "Carefully! Angry dog!".

Yasha. Yes, it is written there correctly, the dog is really angry ... You know what, mom, let's learn the rest of the letters!

Scene "Word game"

Characters

Petya is a son.

Two boys - one older, the other younger - go on stage, sit on chairs. In the hands - pictures and pencils.

Peter. Dad, draw me something.

Dad. No, we will take turns drawing and play word at the same time.

Peter. Like this?

Dad. That's how. We will invent words for any letter and depict these words with drawings. Take, for example, the letter "P". I start. (Draws a briefcase, shows.)

Peter. It's clear. And I'll draw ... (draws a locomotive).

Dad. Well done! The ship is like a real one! And I came up with this ... (draws and shows the belt).

Peter. No belt! He's not on the letter "P"!

Dad. It's not a belt, it's a belt!

Peter. Well you figured it out! Then I will draw ... (draws and shows a cat).

Dad. But you can’t have a cat, it’s not with the letter “P”!

Peter. And this is not just a cat, but Fluff!

Dad. Oh you sly one! Fine. I will draw ... (draws and shows a portrait).

Peter. Who is this?

Dad. It's nobody. It's just a portrait.

Peter. Great. And I'll draw ... (draws and shows uncle).

Dad. And who is this?

Peter. It's nobody. It's just a passerby.

Dad. Well done! And I'll draw a parrot. (Draws and shows.)

Peter. Great! And I'll draw a penguin. (Draws and shows.)

Dad. Look. (Shows the boy in the picture.)

Peter. Who is this? If it's a boy it doesn't count.

Dad. What, didn't you know? After all, this is Petya, that is, you!

Peter. Now found out! And I'll draw ... (draws and shows uncle).

Dad. Who is this? If uncle, it does not count!

Peter. What, didn't you know? It's dad, that is you!

Dad. Now I know. And here's what I came up with. (Draws and shows a woman.) This is our mother. I drew her because she is a teacher and teaches singing.

Peter. Great! And here's what I came up with! (Draws and shows a calendar.)

Dad. Calendar? Why?

Dad. Right. And on this day we will present to her ... (draws a gift and flowers).

Peter. A gift is understandable. What about flowers? They are not in the letter "P" ...

Dad. So what? Anyway, mom will be happy!

The course of the holiday

Music sounds (M. Minkov - Y. Entin "Where Wizards Live")

storyteller. Hello guys! You are all beautiful and smart. Do you believe in magic? And what is the most magical holiday you know?

storyteller. Under New Year miracles always happen.

Severin.

Mood for "five"!

Let's start the holiday.

They say New Year's Eve.

Whatever you wish

Everything will always happen

Everything always comes true.

Storyteller.

Maybe even the guys

All desires come true.

All you need is, they say.

Put in the effort.

Severin.

Don't be lazy, don't yawn

For your pain.

Storyteller.

They say on New Year's Eve

Whatever you wish

Everything will always happen

Everything always comes true.

I hope we can verify this today.

The music is from the ballet The Nutcracker. Jester Gorokhovy runs into the hall. unfolds the scroll.

Listen, honest people, decree!

The king issued the following order:

I announce the ball today.

Ball cheerful, New Year's!

fairy land people

Everyone must come to us!

Cavaliers and their ladies

We are looking forward to your holiday with us!

Storyteller. Well, let's go to the ball to the king Peas! Let's say the magic words:

Book of fairy tales, help!

Open the doors to the fairy tale!

Show me the wonderful world

Surprise us with magic!

The storyteller turns the pages of the book. Sounds like an overture from Rimsky-Korsakov's The Golden Cockerel.

Storyteller. Here we are in distant kingdom at the king of peas.

There hasn't been such a commotion in the court of the King of Peas for a long time.

The palace was washed, decorated, the Christmas tree was decorated for a long time.

Cavaliers for beauty all smoothed their mustaches.

Well, all the girls brought dresses from abroad.

The music of the composer A. Vivaldi "The Seasons" sounds. Guests (parents) in carnival costumes enter the hall. The jester announces the guests. King Pea enters with a calculator.

Jester. And why do you, your royal majesty, need a calculator? Today is a holiday. What are you going to count?

King Pea. Shut up, Shu Mr. Gorokhovy, if you don't understand!

Jester. I'm silent, I'm silent...

King Peas. And I brought a calculator for you. So sit down and work.

Jester. Work on holidays? And what to count?

King Peas. Smiles and happy laughter!

Jester. I'm sorry, what?!

King Pea. They tell you - smiles! I received a message from Santa Claus that he will come to our ball as soon as we collect a thousand smiles and a sea of ​​laughter. So sit and collect!

Jester. How will I collect them? Where can I get so many?

King Pea. You look better. There, you see - one smile, but you don’t count, and there’s the second ...

The jester runs, counts smiles.

King Pea.

The guests seem to be in place,

Have fun with us.

The music of E. Grieg "In the cave of the mountain king" sounds. Green Tosca runs into the hall.

Yearning Green. All clear! The holiday has already begun and, of course, without me!

King Peas. Who are you?

Longing Green. How? You don't know who I am? Yes, you should all know me. I'm Tosca Green!

King Peas. Why is longing at the New Year's ball, and even green? We want to have fun, not to grieve.

Longing Green. And Blizzard Prickly sent me to you. You all walk around here, counting smiles, waiting for Santa Claus to visit. And I will catch up with everyone, I will make everyone cry. Here Santa Claus will not come to visit you, he will not bring gifts.

Longing Green walks around the hall, scares everyone.

Tsar. A fool!

Jester. I'm here!

Tsar. How many smiles do we have?

Jester. 50.

Tsar. Oh, how little! Now this green lady will make everyone sad, what are we going to do? So Santa Claus will never come to us. What to do? Oh oh oh! Ah, I am poor King Pea.

Storyteller. We must call Severina, the good mistress of snowflakes, let her help us, cheer the guests, drive away the Green Tosca. Guys, help Severin to call!

Children(together). Severina, come, surprise me with a snowy dance!

Severin.

I gathered in my hands

Sparks of white and blue stars.

Today I give them to you

And I dance and I sing a song

On this day I am with my friends.

Children perform the dance of snowflakes to the waltz of P.I. Tchaikovsky from the ballet Sleeping Beauty.

Tsar. Jester, count quickly. There's one smile, here's another...

The jester counts.

Longing Green. My mistress, Blizzard Prickly! Help me, send an assistant, Plakunchika. Together, we will make everyone cry faster.

Blizzard Prickly.

I am the Prickly Blizzard,

I will cry, I will scream, I will win.

Well, I'll arrange a holiday for them.

Longing Green, do not yawn,

Get a bag of gifts.

The jester counts smiles, stumbles over a bag marked "Gifts".

Jester. What else is this?

Tsar. These are probably gifts from Santa Claus. Untie the bag soon! Give me presents. I wonder why Santa Claus sent them to us, and not brought them himself?

The jester unties the bag. From there the Plakunchik crawls out and starts crying.

Tsar. Who else is this?

Longing Green. And this is my assistant - Plakunchik! I am sad, and he is crying! Now let's play and see. I will be leading. The one who manages to offend more offensively, who will make everyone cry bitterly, will win. And Plakunchik will help me.

Storyteller. We don't play these games!

Plakunchik. What games do you play?

Storyteller. But look at which ones. And you, Jester, count smiles.

Actors and performers play with children in variousgames.

1. 3-4 people play at the same time. Children are blindfolded, and they try to find plastic New Year's toys by touch and hang them on the Christmas tree to the music. The sounds of music fall silent - the children stop the competition. The winner is the one whose Christmas tree is the most beautiful.

2. Children are blindfolded. Cones are scattered across the floor coniferous trees. Children collect cones in a basket to the music. The sounds of music fall silent - the children stop the competition. The one who collects the most cones wins.

Jester. 1000 smiles! Hooray, it worked! Now Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden will come to us.

Music sounds, any New Year's, but always with the sound of bells. Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden.

Father Frost.

We walked along snowy forest paths,

We walked through meadows, boundless fields.

Snow Maiden.

Happy songs helped us along the way.

With a joke, with a song it is more interesting to go.

Father Frost.

And from the very end of the earth

We bring you our congratulations.

Happy new year dear friends!

Tsar. Santa Claus, how are you on time! Otherwise, I don’t know how to calm down this Green Tosca and her assistant. She spoils the whole holiday for us, catching up with melancholy. Yes, even green. It spoils everyone's mood.

Student 1.

Everything is white outside.

It's snowing, it's snowing.

And spinning under the tree

Round dance, round dance.

Student 2.

We hung you

Silver, silver.

We dance merrily

Student 3.

Let the blizzard all the paths

Notice, notice.

To us in a hurry, in a hurry

New Year!

Father Frost.

We'll fix this issue.

To sing for a whole year.

Start a round dance.

Even though I'm an old man

But I'm used to dancing.

The dance will be more fun

If everyone helps her.

Children lead a round dance to the music.

Plakunchik. Something made me want to cry.

Longing Green. And make me sad.

Father Frost. This Longing Green somehow reminds me of someone... Well, come closer to me (looks at her).

Tsar. Father Frost! Will we light the fires on the tree?

Father Frost. But how! Where is your tree?

Tsar. Yes, here she is (she looks around in surprise. The Christmas tree is covered with a light blanket, stands aside on a stand, on wheels).

Woe is me! Trouble! Trouble!

Jester pea, hurry here! Where is the tree?

The king stamps his feet. The jester backs off.

Father Frost. Longing Green, green, green! I remembered. Well, Blizzard Prickly! Oh, you are so harmful! It was the Prickly Blizzard that bewitched our Christmas tree, turned it into Green Longing.

Tsar. How can we disenchant it now?

Father Frost. This is not an easy task. Do your guests know how to solve riddles, sing songs, answer tricky questions?

Tsar. Do you know how?

Children. Yes.

Storyteller. Well, guys, let's try to disenchant the Christmas tree, shall we? Come on, Santa Claus, let's try.

Father Frost.

The man is middle-aged

With an enormous beard.

Brought with you by the hand

To our granddaughter for the holiday.

Children. Father Frost.

Father Frost.

The white blanket is not made by hand.

Not woven, not cut,

It fell from heaven to earth.

Children. Snow.

Father Frost.

What a beauty -

It stands shining brightly

How beautifully trimmed...

Tell me who she is.

Children. Christmas tree.

Snow Maiden. Well done boys! But riddles did not help us. Let's try another one.

I will start the verses now.

I'll start, keep going!

Answer in unison.

It's snowing outside,

Holiday coming soon...

Children. New Year!

Snow Maiden.

Softly glowing needles

The coniferous spirit is coming...

Children. From the tree!

Snow Maiden.

The branches gently rustle

Beads are bright...

Children. Shine!

Snow Maiden.

And the toys swing

Flags, stars...

Children. Flappers!

Snow Maiden.

Threads of colorful tinsel.

Bells...

Children. Balls!

Snow Maiden.

White-bearded and red-nosed

Under the branches of Grandfather...

Children. Freezing!

Father Frost. Nothing happens, it can be seen that Blizzard Prickly conjured for a long time. Do you know the Christmas tree song? Children. Yes.

Children sing the song “They dressed the Christmas tree in a festive dress” (music by I.G. Smirnova, lyrics by K.M. Fofanov).

Father Frost.

Go away, Longing Green,

Come to us, branchy tree,

Green, a little silver

All sparkling with snowflakes

Festive, thin pieces of ice.

Snow Maiden.

golden tinsel,

Bright, colorful, radiant.

Our Christmas tree play

Glow with a gem.

Santa Claus strikes with a staff. Music sounds. Remove the cover from the tree. Longing Green takes off her rags, puts on a cape, hides behind the Christmas tree. The prankster turns into a jester.

Snow Maiden. Oh yes tree! How good is that! It looks like she's going to dance now.

Father Frost. Why not go. Today is a magical day. Let her dance with her friends.

Grow legs at the tree,

Run along the path

Dance with us.

Get your heels on.

Christmas tree dance to the music of I. Strauss "Snowflakes".

The music of E. Grieg “Dance of the Trolls” sounds, Blizzard Prickly runs in.

Blizzard Prickly.

Finally got here!

What is this wonderful room?

And people are sitting around.

Yes, he looks at the tree.

Tsar.

What is this miracle?

And where did it come from?

Blizzard Prickly.

You yourself are a miracle! I'm a beauty!

Why don't you like my look?

You, dear grandfather,

You better dance with me.

Tsar.

Am I a grandpa? Well, the audacity!

Am I a grandpa? Yes, who are you?

Get out of the hall

Kohl king you did not recognize.

Blizzard Prickly.

I, Blizzard Prickly, evil, mighty,

I walk in the wild, in the forest, in an open field.

I howl, I control the winds, I twist the clouds.

I don't want to know anyone.

I grumble for the whole world.

Didn't they invite me to the party? Where are my helpers? Longing Green disenchanted? Where's the Plakunchik? Became a joke? Well, I'll take revenge on you! I’ll blow the icy winds, I’ll drive the clouds, I’ll throw ice floes, I won’t give gifts.

Severin. Yes, why are you always angry? This doesn't suit you.

Blizzard Prickly. They didn't invite me to the party, they forgot about me. Have fun, rejoice, sing, dance! Doesn't it suit me to be angry? You will be angry when you are not invited to have fun with everyone.

Severina. Yes, King Peas called all the inhabitants of a fairy-tale country for a holiday, issued a festive decree.

Blizzard Prickly(referring to the King). Did you call everyone?

Tsar. He called everyone who wants to have fun, sing, dance, frolic.

Blizzard Prickly. And I want to.

Tsar. Ball cheerful continue. Invite a blizzard to Ghanaian. "Letka-Enka" to dance. I ask you all to stand up!

Children perform the Letka-Enka dance.

Blizzard Prickly. Oh, how I had fun, I haven’t danced like that for a long time, I became kind. Okay, Santa Claus, take your gifts.

Santa Claus distributes gifts. The rest of the characters help him.

Father Frost.

I wish you to grow and not be bored,

Mom, dad, grandmothers do not upset,

And always ask for forgiveness

For any grief.

I wish you to temper and grow wiser.

And never get sick for a whole year.

Never be arrogant

And get rid of laziness.

Well, next year

I will come to you for the holiday.

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden leave.

storyteller. We had a lot of fun with you! But our time is up. It's time for us to go.

The strike of the clock floats over the sky,

In the windows, the light is not extinguished by the city!

I wish you all a Happy New Year!

Always be happy in life!

The music of G. Sviridov "Snowstorm" sounds.

New Year's sports and health-improving fairy tale

(A . M Altsev ■ )

Characters:

Storyteller, Storyteller, New Year, Old Year, Petya, Zdoroveyka, Whistle, Rackets, Ball, Dumbbells, Stopwatch, Spikelets, Skates, Cigarette End, Ryumashka, Toxicomashka, Datura.

Storyteller:

Seconds are ticking, time is running.
Again, the New Year is in a hurry to us from the east.
The heart stops and waits for something.
New Year, perhaps, a miracle will bring.
Adults and children are waiting for him with hope.
Among them is a boy - fifth grader Petya.
Petya is looking forward to the holiday,
The holiday coincides with his birthday.

Storyteller:

Ah, what happy days at school!
A quarter is running out, rest is ahead.
In the school hall, the Christmas tree likes the outfit,
All her needles sparkle with joy.
Here comes the long-awaited hour -
New Year meets Petin fifth grade.

Storyteller:

As always, the Snow Maiden, white Santa Claus,
He brought his gifts to everyone in a bag.
And at the request of the Christmas tree merrily lit up,
And Yaga with a broom in a mortar swept.
Contests, riddles, noisy dance ...
Oh, what a wonderful New Year's holiday!

Storyteller:

Petya did not want to leave the Christmas tree,
And our Petya decided to extend the miracles.
Secretly hid behind a large curtain.
The school was empty, everything was quiet around ...
In the twilight the tree is a miracle good,
Petya came out of the hiding place slowly.
Here the New Year boy is sad under the Christmas tree.
Suddenly, miraculously, he raises his voice.

New Year:

Hello, hello, Petya!
I'm very, very happy.
How good in the world
Meet these guys
Which adventures
And miracles attract
And good intentions
They live in their hearts.

(Old Year appears from behind the tree)

Old year:

Oh, it's time for me to rest
The new year is following me.
Soon, soon I will change
And I'll dive into history.
I'm a little tired
From what I've seen.
How many different technologies
Any cybernetics.
Watching and having fun
I played little sports.
Oh, I wish I could turn back time
I would follow the regime.
Oh dear guys!
Don't follow me.
Hobbies let others
They will lead you.

(Music is heard. The New Year listens and says):

New Year:

sorry what a song
Can I hear from the gym?

Old year:

They rush to the show
Healthy friends.

(Healthy and his friends appear. They go around the Christmas tree and sing song to the motive "Correspondent's table")

Love everything in the world
Adults and children
Spend your time with us.
It's interesting with us
It's so wonderful with us!
It's more fun to live with us!

Chorus:
Be healthy everyone!
We are always ready
To please the movement of friends.
wonderful moments,
Sea of ​​mood!
It's lighter in my heart.

We are the enemies of disease
All medicines are more useful,
If you are friends with us every day.
We give the body sweetness -
muscle joy,
We drive away sadness and laziness.

Chorus.

Year after year goes by
Smooth round dance
Time is circling the planet.
In this round dance
We find friends
Sports will never be forgotten.

Chorus.

(Oh stop and start the show)

Healthy:

I am an athlete Healthy!
Movement is my life!
I am an athlete in spirit from birth,
My friends are always with me.

Whistle:

I am a whistle! Sports Whistle!
In competitions I am the judge.
fair, objective,
My trill will judge everyone.
I am the law of sports rules
I urge you to respect.
None of them ever
I won't let you break it.

Ball:

I am a ball, cheerful and perky!
I love to jump and fly.
In a skillful game, I am submissive,
Ready to play without rest.
Oh games! How many of them in the world!
And I am the soul of any game.
Like a small planet
I have been flying over the earth for a long time.

Rackets:

We are two girlfriends, two rackets,
We meet with the ball at the net.
I respect big tennis
And I respect the desktop.

Large racket:

The ball plays on my strings
Oh, how beautifully he flies!

Small racket:

And I meet the ball with an overlay
And I will accompany you on the way back.

Together:

Without players we lie, we miss,
And in their hands we come alive.

Dumbbells:

And we, dumbbell twins,
In the hands of we are just great!
We are strength, strength and vigor.
We conquer weakness, ailment.
So that your muscles do not become decrepit,
Don't forget the dumbbells.

Stopwatch:

I am cold-blooded, impartial.
Stopwatch is calling me.
Seconds is the sovereign master,
And in sports, my role is important.
Strive from start to finish
Stop me quickly.
Ah, how fast the seconds fly by!
Their run cannot be slowed down.

spikelets(sing ditties):

We are little sisters,
We are athletes.
We fly like birds
final cells.
Push off, we take off
And in jumping forward we fly,
This is how we fight
With gravity of the earth.

Skates:

We are two brothers, two horses,
Skates with a sharp blade.
Pieces of ice are cut
And they shine like lights.
We are kings of ice
We are doing wonders on the ice.
You guys dear
Let's treat this miracle.

New Year:

I like you guys!
It is clear to me - without you it is impossible.
My days will fade without you
Weeks turn sour with melancholy.
The vices of this are waiting
They guard the prey.

Old year:

Yes, that's right, I know
Where boredom, laziness, vices place.
There is a cigarette butt outside the window
And with him a friend around the corner.
His name is Toxic.
His girlfriend is with him - Rumashka.
Datura crawls out of the urn.
Ugh, they stink far away.

Healthy:

Yes, it's better not to meet them.
And maybe at least once
Should we compete with them?
Let's find out who is the strongest of us.

Old year:

Well, we'll arrange it.
I always love to wonder.
I will unite darkness with light.
Whistle, you are for the judge then.

(looks out the window and says)

Hey! How are you, come here!
(aside, quietly)
Would never see you.
Look at our Christmas tree
Do no harm for an hour.

(In appropriate costumes, groaning, groaning, Vices come out and stand next to Healthy and his friends).

Old year:

Well, just like on Kavane,
As two teams you are on stage.
We will compete
Your tasks will be easy.
Let's measure your lung capacity...

(Gives the ball a device for measuring the vital capacity of the lungs)

Come on, Honey, start.
(The ball blows into the tube)
You're just like in training.
Look, don't break the device.
Now, cigarette butt, you try.
Get your microbes in there.

(Cig butt, straining, blows with all his might into the device, falls to the floor, he is brought to life: they sprinkle water, etc. The old year examines the device):

Old year

Yes I see you are a hero
The device is all yellow from nicotine.
Now we will test the strength
We'll raise the pud now.

(points to fake weights)

Come on, Dumbbells, your word,
The weight is already ready for you.

(Dumbbells lift weights ten times, the whistle whistles):

Enough. Enough. Everything is clear to us.
You are beautifully filled with power.

(nods to Dope)

Dope, let's get started.
Try lifting the weight.

(Datura tries to lift the weight, but whatever he does, he fails. Falls exhausted)

Old year(looking at the weight):

Yes, it would be better if the weight turned yellow.
And then, like a goblin, she turned blue.
What to give, I do not even know.
Maybe Petya can tell me?

Peter:

In length, but you can jump from a place.
Just like me, it's not hard at all.

Old year:

Thank you, Petya, good!
Beautifully jumped and easily.

(Spikes raise their hands)

Spikelets burn with desire
Improve this distance.
Well, sisters, your jump.
Let's test the strength of your legs.

Well done! The jump is great!
And jumpers are cute.

(O refers to vices):
And who will show you the jump?
I hope he doesn't die.

(Ryumashka comes out, swaying, and says in a stammering voice):

Wineglass:

Let me risk my health.
I haven't always been like this.
Once cow's milk
Maybe I drank too.
Then I switched to it.
(P renders a bottle. Makes a half-squat, swings his arms back, loses balance, falls, gets up, somehow makes a small jump, goes to his company)

Old year:

Yes, very well done.
And you can see she was very tired.
However, what else can you think of?
So that without falls and without noise.
Aha! There is good fun
She will be to your liking.

(referring to vices):

Hey gop company, let's go!
Get ready to pull the rope.

(referring to Healthy and his friends)

And who will go from you guys
From the other rope?

(Healthy and his friends confer)

Healthy:

I asked my friends
So that I am alone, I have enough strength.

(There is a tug-of-war with varying success. In the end, Healthy wins).

Old year:
And here's another challenge...

(Cigarette and company shout):

Cigarette butt:

No! We are no longer able!
Enough, stop teasing.
We will not compete.

Toxicom:

It hurts me from jumping and running,
The air would be aerosol to me.

Wineglass:

And I would like vodka, wine,
And then, oh, jump. It too.

Datura:

What games? you, in nature,
When the gut desires foolishness.
We entered, but not there.
Time to get lost, bro.

Toxicom:

Yes, we can't get high here,
It's time to tear the claws out of here.

Wineglass:

Of course, here and do not take a sip,
You can stretch your legs.

Cigarette butt:

Let's go there my family
Where Zdoroveyka does not get.

(They walk around the Christmas tree, supporting each other, sing a song to the motive "Roasted Chicken")

fried chicken,
steamed chicken,
We're not chickens, we'll tell you.
We are all serious
Formidable vices
And we have health in half.

Toxic machine!
And I'm Rumashka!
And I'm a Cigarette End, I'm a Datura.
We are always looking for a buzz
We're in trouble without a buzz
Smoke, breathe, pour a glass.

Oh, you get sick.
Ah, you'll be silly.
There is no need to scare us.
And let's get poisoned
But let's pull away
We don't care about health.

(Vices go away).

Old year:

You see, my friend, the New Year,
What I left you.
I gave them last year,
And I didn't fix them.
Year after year, century after century
Vices pass.
Oh, poor, weak man!
They take him out.
I wish you, young friend,
Strengthen a healthy spirit in yourself!

New Year:

I will be from the very first days
Make friends with Health!
Support his friends
Sports help you get stronger
Spiritual, better and smarter!
No vices, I say.
Not on my way with them.
They lead the whole world into darkness
The Devil is proud of them.

Old year:

There are a few hours left
And you change me.
I see you are ready
You are walking across the country.
All! In places, it's time, friends.
Everyone has their own worries.
Here is Petya's family waiting at home
To celebrate the New Year.
Let's join hands
And we'll walk around the Christmas tree.

(They walk around the Christmas tree and sing a song to the motif "Blue Carriage")

Here we say goodbye to the Old Year,
We meet the New Year at the gate.
We meet with new hopes.
We believe he will bring us happiness.

Chorus:



Together and cheerfully we will go along it.

We like to study at school very much,
We go to school to get knowledge.
We dream of becoming famous in the future,
We dream of becoming famous.

Chorus.

Let's all be healthy and strong!
May success follow us.
Let's all be happy and kind!
Happy New Year to all!

Joy, joy, the New Year shines.
From this joy, everything around is brighter.
A staircase descends from the sky for days of the year,
Together and cheerfully we will go along it!

Magical New Year's Carnival - scenario for grades 5-9

It sounds like a dance tune. On the stage - a group of "masks" performs their dance. At the end of the dance, the Host and the Host enter the stage.
Leading.
Hello dear friends! We are pleased to welcome you to today's celebration.
Leading.
Outside the window, winter is the time of the shortest days and the most long nights. But we love this time of year. After all, it is in winter that the New Year comes to us and with it the “coniferous” joyful mood of happiness, change, and hope that this beloved holiday brings with it.
Leading.
It is on this day that unforgettable meetings take place, the most cherished desires come true, the most incredible miracles are possible. Don't believe? I am sure that you will be able to see this if you become a member of our New Year's carnival.
Leading.
We invited interesting guests to our holiday, prepared exciting contests, funny musical and dance surprises, so we hope no one will be bored.
Leading.
And today we are given unique opportunity make a trip to different countries of the world and find out what traditions of celebrating the New Year exist at different latitudes the globe. And foreign guests who are invited to our carnival will help us in this.
Leading.
With the arrival of white Januarys
We all become "wiser" -
New Year's signs
We take from all over the world.
What to eat, what to drink, what to wear...
Gray-haired New Year's Eve
In Italian, trash in the windows
Throw - with grief in half.
That, according to the eastern axiom,
Rearranging furniture in the house
And we calculate endlessly -
Who is the Mouse, who is the Tiger, and who is the Sheep...
From Santa Clauses of different suits
We are waiting for gifts and a lot of happiness.
And we believe that heaven
We are all preparing miracles ...

The music plays, the song "New Year's" of the group "Disco" Crash ". Snegurochka 1 and Snegurochka 2 enter the stage.

Snow Maiden 1: Where are you dressing up?

Snow Maiden 2: How to where? New Years is soon. Let's go with Grandfather Frost to congratulate children on the holiday, to give gifts.

Snow Maiden 1: And why did you decide that it was you who would go to the holiday? After all, we are both granddaughters of Santa Claus, both Snow Maidens!

Snow Maiden 2: I'm younger. I must go. Why do we need a junk like you on a holiday!

Snow Maiden 1: Look at yourself better, I’ll also get a present for the holiday! It would be better if it snowed.

Snow Maiden 2: What is it, am I worse than snow or what? The snow will melt, but I will stay!

Snow Maiden 1: Yes, you won’t erase such a gift as you, as you draw, you won’t turn off with any bulldozer, you won’t drive around on a crooked mare!

Snow Maiden 2: You know what, my elder sister, the Veteran Snow Maiden! Don't turn up your nose. Grandfather Frost will come, he will judge us. Let him say who he wants to take to the holiday!

Snow Maiden 1: Let's call him!

Shout together:

Santa Claus, get up, it's time,

Waiting for gifts for the kids!

(Sleepy Santa Claus appears with a bag of gifts behind his back).

Santa Claus: I slept for almost a year, although there is a lot of work. It's time to go to work: go and congratulate on the holiday, give gifts. As always, the New Year is walking around the world, and each time the Supreme Duma of the ancient convocation gives out tasks on where to go this year. I will tell you, my dear granddaughters, that this year I was given a difficult task, to congratulate ... And why are you so gloomy, what happened, what happened?

Snow Maiden 1: Yes, Grandfather, some here believe that they can make any holiday happy with their presence. To be, so to speak, an utter gift!

Father Frost: What for? I have already received gifts. Look at the whole bag!

(Puts the bag in a conspicuous place).

Snow Maiden 2: The fact is, Grandfather, that I believe that the youngest, most blooming of us should go to the holiday with you.

Snow Maiden 1: And my centuries-old experience, experience, you don’t take into account at all? Just imagine, you will come, a new, unfamiliar face, the children will not recognize you, they will still be frightened. And I'm a completely different matter!

Father Frost: Granddaughters, do not quarrel!

(Snow Maiden 1 slowly takes a bag with gifts).

Snow Maiden 2: Well, Grandpa! It's a shame indeed. I waited a whole year, prepared a congratulation for a whole month, dressed up ...

Snow Maiden 1: Been on a diet all day...

Snow Maiden 2: And you did make-up all day, smeared wrinkles ...

Snow Maiden 1: It was me who covered up the wrinkles, it was me ... Yes, I you ...

(He chases her and tries to hit her with a sack. She runs away. As a result, Snegurochka 1 hits Santa Claus on the head with a sack).

Snow Maiden 2: Oh! What have we done!

Father Frost: Stop fighting. In my opinion, something terribly irreparable happened. I'm afraid no one will go to the party. And someone this year will be left without gifts.

Snow Maiden (together): Why?

Father Frost: At my age, it is very reckless to make sudden movements in the head area. And you, my kind granddaughters, my dear granddaughters (he says maliciously), hit her, so to speak, with a blunt object - a bag. And now, now (almost crying) I forgot where I was supposed to go, where the Supreme Duma of the ancient convocation sent me to celebrate. Now everything is gone!

Snow Maiden(together): Terrible!

Father Frost: I know that horror! There is nothing more terrible than a holiday that does not exist.

Snow Maiden 1: Something must be done!

Snow Maiden 2 Q: What can we do now?

Snow Maiden 1: Calm, just calm. My life experience tells me that if you lose something, then you need to look for it.

Snow Maiden 2: Well, you're the head! That's right, let's hit the road! Let's go and find our holiday!

Father Frost: That's just which way to go, I'll never know! I forgot everything! I only remember that the place is so unusual, some kind of exotic, not close, not far away, the name is so warm, warm, almost native.

Snow Maiden 2: If warm and exotic, then this is probably Africa!

Snow Maiden 1: What Africa! A close and distant place! And Africa is definitely far away. So I think that distant, close, warm and exotic is something like Italy. Right?

Father Frost A: Maybe let's go see.

Father Frost: The place, of course, is exotic, but somehow too much! And not so warm. Maybe look for something warmer.

(The song “Over the Four Seas” of the “Brilliant” group sounds).

Father Frost: Phew, I'm tired, granddaughters!

Snow Maiden 1: Don't worry, grandfather, we have already reached a very warm and exotic country.

Snow Maiden 2: There are palm trees and elephants. Look, and people are so cheerful, smart, all in multi-colored sheets!

Father Frost: Ba! Yes, this is India!

Speech on the meeting of the New Year in India. Young woman.

Hello dear guests! Dancers from the Indian Troupe folk theater greet you. New Year's Eve in India is celebrated not at midnight, but at sunrise. On this day, it is forbidden to quarrel, get angry. It is believed that the whole year will turn out the way it began. You need to get up early, put yourself in order, slowly remember the past and think about the future. During the day, archery competitions are held, kites. The performances of our folk theater are especially popular and gather huge crowds in the streets and squares. And now you will meet with the famous Indian magician and magician, magician and fakir, the mysterious Raja.

A magician appears in a long cloak, holding a black box with a hole in his hands. The magician bows, greets the guests, invites those who wish to take part in the competition.

Mag.

I suggest you see the mysterious, fabulous oriental night. To see it, you need to close one eye, and look into the round opening of the box with the other. And so the miracle begins...

The participant looks into the hole, for greater effect, a magician's cloak is thrown over his head. But he didn't see anything there.

Mage.

Well, what did you see? The participant saw nothing.

Mage(outraged).

That is, how to understand it? You see darkness. This is the magical, mysterious oriental night! And now I will show you some tricks.

"Vagaries of the Flame"

The magician lights a candle, blows lightly on the flame, it deviates into opposite side. Then he takes the funnel, blows on the candle through the funnel. The flame is deflected towards the funnel. (Explanation in the funnel area is created reduced pressure, into which the flame is drawn). He puts a bottle in front of a burning candle, blows on it. The candle went out. (Explanation: the air stream split into two streams, then joined and blew out the candle).

"Glass-non-spill"

The magician takes a glass of water, puts a card on the glass. Holding the card with his hand, he quickly turns the glass over and removes his hand: the water does not pour out. (Explanation: air presses on the card and presses it against the glass).

Mag.

And now I invite the audience to help me perform magic tricks.

Those who wish come out.

"Magic Coin"

The magician asks the participant to pick up one of the five coins, squeeze it in his hand and hold it. The coin is then placed on the table. The magician mixes them and finds the right one. (Explanation: the one held in the hands will be warmer than the others).

"Hand snake"

The magician suggests rubbing a plastic ruler on wool and bringing it to the kite: it will raise its head. (Explanation: the ruler acquires an electric charge and begins to attract light objects).

Mag.

Thank you for your attention! And the prizes from the Christmas tree can be taken by those who explain the last two tricks.

Mag.

Our folk Indian theater says goodbye to you, wishes you happiness in the new year.

Father Frost: My brains started to thaw from this heat. I think that they could not send me to such a noisy place, this is for young Santa Clauses. And where I had to go, I have no idea!

Snow Maiden 1: I think I do. If the place is calm, balanced, with strict rules, centuries old traditions, then we are on our way to the United Kingdom, to Great Britain.

Father Frost: Oh, and it's good in the UK! And the porridge is delicious, just right for me, the old man. And how romantic it sounds: "Oatmeal, sir!"

Snow Maiden 1: Yes, what is this exotic! I can't stand this mess since childhood. That's all sorts of seafood: mussels, squid, crabs and sushi with them.

Snow Maiden 2: And poking around with chopsticks.

Snow Maiden 1: Well, at least with chopsticks. But you know how interesting. After all, the main thing in eating is the process, the ceremony, as in Japan.

Father Frost: Well, maybe we’ll really rush to Japan.

Sounds like Japanese music.

presenter: On Japanese islands Winter has come. Snowflakes swirled, covering the ground with a white fluffy carpet, and all ordinary Japanese began to expect the long-awaited holiday - the New Year. On the eve of the holiday, the Japanese decorate their house. Pine branches and colored paper are hung on bamboo sticks.

Several people represent the house, two people - the Japanese in kimono, who "decorate" the "house".

First Japanese: Akutagawa, Kadamatsu! Kadamatsu!

Leading(translates): Masha, let's decorate our house with a pine - this is a symbol of longevity and strength!

Second Japanese: Agi, agi! Take, take, Yamamoto! Harakiri, the samurai!

Leading(translates): Of course, Vanya, come on! And we also need to decorate with bamboo, it will help us in next year become hardy, add strength and help resist the blows of fate.

Japanese(together): Ikebana, banzai!

Enter two guests. On skis, also dressed in kimonos.

Guests(together): Akutagawa, Yamamoto, runesuke!

Leading(translates): Masha, Vanya, hello!

Japanese(together): Ryuunesuke, yakuza! Kimono!

Leading (translates): Hello friends! Get undressed.

Japanese(bowing).

Hello dear friends! I have come to you from Japan to wish you all a Happy New Year. In our country, on New Year's Eve, it is customary to give postcards with the image of an animal, under the sign of which the New Year begins. Before the holiday, you must also pay off your creditors. The Japanese consider the numbers 100 and 8 lucky, so in the temple, 108 bells are announced about the onset of the new year. With the last blow, it is supposed to go to bed in order to get up before dawn, go outside and celebrate the New Year with the first rays of the sun. New Year in Japan is not just a holiday, but, as it were, a common birthday. The one hundred and eighth stroke of the New Year's bell added a year to every Japanese. In the morning, the traditional procession of the "Dancing Tiger" passes through the central streets. He is portrayed by four masked men dressed in colorful fabrics. And now I invite you to take part in such a procession. To do this, I need several participants. One group will make the head of the tiger, the other - the tail. The "head" must catch the "tail".

The music is playing and the game is being played.

First Japanese: Takeshi Kitano! Deduk Moroka and Sneguraki!

Leading(translates): Since everyone is ready for the beginning of the holiday, we must call Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden!

The Japanese and the guests (shouting together): Deduk Moroki and Sneguraki!

Grandfather Frost and the Snow Maiden enter. They are also wearing kimonos.

Deduki Moroka: Banzai, Pokémon!

Leading(translates): Hello, children! How long have I not seen you! How well you decorated the house and prepared for the New Year!

Sneguraki: Sensei, chime!

Host (translates): It's time to get the bell, each stroke of which drives away one of the evils.

Takes out the bell. Every time she hits him, the host translates.

Host: Ding!

Snow Maiden 1: This is the country! Not a country, but a solid exotic! Everything is so amazing, extraordinary!

Snow Maiden 2: What's the point, they didn't expect us there anyway.

Father Frost: You, granddaughters, do whatever you want, but I'm already tired. It is hard for me, an old man, to chase around the world, to look for someone to congratulate on the holiday. Nothing can be done, you have to return home with nothing.

Snow Maiden 1: So, someone this year will still be left without a holiday, congratulations, a gift. But there's nothing you can do, you have to go home.

Snow Maiden 2: Or maybe we will visit some other countries on the way home?

Music sounds, children in African costumes take the stage. 5th grade performance Miss Africa: Hello guys, nice to see you here! Despite the absence of snow and frost, Africa also celebrates the new year. A traditional Christmas tree is in almost every home (whether plastic or spruce-like "eucalyptus"). At different peoples their special traditions of meeting the new year. In Africa, on the land of the Abidji, who settled in the southern regions of Côte d'Ivoire and consider themselves Christians, the spirits of fire, water and forest rule at the New Year's festivities. Villagers gather for ritual dances, general meditations and races on all fours with an egg in their mouths. The winner of the race is the one who first reached the finish line and did not break the shell - a symbol of the fragility and fragility of human existence. After all, the Abidji egg is a symbol of life. Ritual New Year's dances can be watched to the end only by a person with strong nerves, because the dancers, to the enthusiastic cries of the public, slash themselves with daggers. Surprisingly, there is almost no blood, and the scars are healed before the eyes. However, there is an explanation for this - from generation to generation, the secrets of miraculous ointments were passed on, which made the body of a warrior immune to pain. And after a general meditation, they say, real miracles happen: the sick recover, ulcers heal, and even someone may have the gift of foresight.

For example, in one of the tribes of Kenya, on New Year's Eve, when meeting, tribesmen spit at each other, so they wish each other health, happiness and good luck. This is a very exotic custom, but don't worry, we won't spit on each other, but we'll try to congratulate you in African style.

Miss Africa: Africa - hot scorching sun, impenetrable jungle and temperamental, incendiary dances to the sounds of tom-tom. I'm announcing an African dance marathon.

Dance "Jumbo"

During the dances, we choose the best "leader" of the tribe of dancers and present a prize - a New Year's loincloth (tinsel ribbon.)

Father Frost

Granddaughters, I just received a message. But I can't understand anything. The text is written in some strange letters.

Snow Maiden 1 Let me see. So, of course, these are Arabic letters. But what is written here? Maybe among our guests there are connoisseurs of Arabic? Only with their help will we decipher the message.

Iranian music sounds, a young man and two girls in Iranian outfits come out.

Youth.

Greetings to you, friends, from the people of Iran. We sent you New Year's greetings, wishes of good luck, joy and prosperity. In our country, on New Year's Eve, the father of the family gives everyone beautiful clothes decorated with patterns. I suggest you do something similar. I invite two young men. They will decorate the costumes of my assistants with various little things that they find in the hall or beg from the audience. When the decorations are collected, the participants will be blindfolded and then they will act by touch. The one whose girlfriend is more elegant wins.

Snow Maiden 2. Our journey continues. We are welcomed by the Scots.

Scot.

Happy new year friends! New Year is a long-awaited and beloved holiday for us. A few days before January 1, musicians and singers performing folk songs take to the streets. All new year's eve street vendors sell toys, whistles, squeakers, masks, Balloons. All family members gather by the fireplace, look at the fire, which symbolically burns all the hardships of the old year, think about the future, and when the hands of the clock approach twelve, the head of the family silently opens the door wide open - while the clock strikes, it is believed that the Old Year comes out and New included. Santa Claus - Father Frost - comes to every house, and children play with him. Favorite game is hide and seek. I suggest you do something similar.

Games

1. Blindfolded, get up from a chair. Following the leader's commands (4 steps forward, 4 to the right, 4 to the left, etc.), return to the chair and sit on it.

2. Team members stand one after another, the next one puts his hands on the shoulders of the previous one, everyone except the "guide" is blindfolded, the "guide" must lead the team through the maze, bypassing the chairs, skittles. The goal is not to knock things down.

Scot. Once again, I congratulate everyone on the New Year. I want to wish that next year you do not have to make wrong steps, playing hide and seek with fate.

Snow Maiden 2. We received a package. This is a dogwood branch decorated with bright paper and flowers. And a note is attached to it: "Surva, surva, merry time." Who knows what country?

The guys answer, a Bulgarian song sounds, girls enter with a pie.

Young woman.

Hello everyone from sunny Bulgaria! Those who celebrate the New Year in our country are given a rare opportunity to kiss Santa Claus himself. Seeing off the old year, the lights go out in the houses. When the clock strikes midnight, everything is plunged into darkness. In these seconds, many are trying to find Santa Claus in the dark and kiss him. Since, according to a comic belief, this portends special luck. As soon as the light comes on, festive table they put a New Year's cake with a secret: small objects are hidden in each piece of it: a nut (to crack a hard nut in the new year), a coin (a win awaits you), a paper clip (a meeting with good friend), a foil ball (a brilliant idea will dawn on you), and if a rose branch comes across, there will be happiness in love. We want to treat you to such a pie. (Treat). And we have one more surprise. Everyone knows that dreams come true on New Year's Eve. And today, those who will take part in the competition "Dance of my dreams" will be able to fulfill their dream.

5-8 girls are invited, the same number of boys. First, the girls take out notes from the basket and stand in a line in the middle of the hall. Then the boys choose notes from the baskets and stand in front of the girls. Then the first girl is invited to read the note aloud. She reads: "I dream of dancing with the best dancer in our school." The young man, whose note says "the best dancer", comes out and stands next to the first girl. So all other notes are read. After everyone is divided into pairs, the dance begins, to which everyone else joins.

Note texts for girls

1. I dream of dancing with the best dancer in our school.

2. I would really like to be invited to a dance by a tiger tamer.

3. I would like to dance with a famous film actor.

4. I want to dance with the sea captain.

5. I dream of dancing with a chef.

6. .I really want to be invited by the world champion in weightlifting.

The young men, respectively, have the best dancer, tiger tamer, famous film actor, sea captain, chef, world champion in weightlifting.

Good evening! We welcome you to Hungary. There, on New Year's Eve, children's whistles, pipes, pipes disappear from the shelves. By popular belief, the piercing and not always pleasant sound of these musical instruments drives away evil spirits from the home and calls for well-being and joy in the home. And now we will try to do something similar.

The participants of the competition are given pipes, a harmonica, a whistle, a trumpet, or you can make instruments from improvised materials, or imitate playing “your” instrument. You need to imagine yourself as a member of a brass band and "play" some popular song.

At the end of the competition, participants choose prizes and souvenirs on the Christmas tree.

Young woman.

We congratulate you on the holiday and wish you all a cheerful mood and good luck.

Leading.

As a musical gift, we have prepared for you a potpourri of incendiary dance melodies. Everybody dance!

The melodies of rumba, cha-cha-cha, rock and roll), lambadas sound. Everyone who wants to dance.

Snow Maiden1

Our journey around the world continues.

The sound of broken dishes, crackling, rattle, rumble is heard.

Snow Maiden2

What's happening? It must be an earthquake.

Snegurochka1 For example, I know a riddle about one country, which we will just look at on the way. Listen:

Everything that is worn to holes

Forks, spoons and glasses,

Chairs, bedside tables, sofas,

It flies down on you in…Italy.

Italian music sounds, an Italian comes out.

Italian.

Good evening friends! Do not worry! Nothing bad is happening. It's just the Italians celebrating the New Year. On New Year's Eve, everyone is thrown out of apartments at the very last minute of the old year. broken dishes, old clothes and even furniture. They are followed by crackers, confetti, sparklers. It is generally accepted that if you throw away on New Year's Eve old thing, then next year you will buy a new one. All Italian children are looking forward to the sorceress Befana, who arrives at night on a broomstick and through the chimney fills with gifts children's stockings, specially hung on the fireplace. And at 175 Europe Boulevard, Rome, Italy, lives an Italian Santa Claus, whose name is Babbo Natale. And he sent you a very interesting gift musical competition. It's called the "dance of numbers".

The facilitator explains the rules of the game.

All comers are divided into circles of 5-6 people, each takes a number from 1 to 5 (6). At the command "Start!" music sounds and everyone in the circle, holding hands, dancing, move to the right side. But then the music stops, the presenter loudly calls the number, for example, “third!” At this command, a melody sounds - Russian, gypsy, lambada, lezginka, the participant under this number goes into a circle and dances. Then the game continues, another number or two are called at once.

A game is being played, the best dancers choose prizes on the Christmas tree.

Italian.

I congratulate you all on the most joyful holiday, I wish you good mood, good luck, love.

Father Frost: Oh, mama mia, santa lucia, presto contabele, legato, stocatto!

Snow Maiden 1: Grandpa, what are you, Italian language You know?

Father Frost: Si, bella donna!

Snow Maiden 2: Grandpa, do you still remember the Russian language?

Father Frost: Oh, oh-oh-oh! It seems that the second blow to my poor head also did not go unnoticed. I think I remembered who to congratulate, where to go!

Snow Maiden(chorus): It can't be!

Father Frost: The place is so unusual, exotic, not close, not far away, the name is so warm, warm, almost native - this is Russia!

Russians for the new year we can find in warm countries. Let's take a look at them. Action 1: Young couple relaxing by the sea

He: (plays the guitar and sings an American song)

She: Listen, Nikit, well, I don’t understand something: the New Year is on the nose, and we are steaming here in Hawaii, no holiday.

He: Listen, it's so great: the sun, the heat, the beach, the girls, you live like in Christ's bosom, the climate is wonderful, the ocean is nearby. New Year is coming, what else do you need?

She: Girls, girls ... snowmen are much better. Like this! I want to go home. Not the climate, but the heat, not the ocean, but hot compote, not the New Year, but a mountain of worries.

Hawaii D.M., Hawaii Baba Moroza and a horse come out to the music "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"

G.D.M.: Good afternoon and good hour! I salute you all! Believe Gut! Salaam Alaikum! Boynes Cyris, vast east das?

She: What is this pretzel?

He: And the devil knows

G.D.M.: I am Hawaii Santa Claus, This is Hawaii Baba Frost. We offer you only magic. Only with us and only now a preferential fare for a trip to Siberia! Just for a little fun stuff (shows dollars).

She: Oh, yes, we have this nonsense ... but if you keep your word, send it home ?!

G.D.M.: No problem. Kanishna send!

She:(the mood immediately rises and begins to sing) We will go, we will rush on deer in the early morning and desperately break right into the polar circle. Let's go skiing and try icicles, in general, we will have a great New Year's leisure.

He: Nastya, look how fun it is! And you got it right: home and home! Let's stay a!

She: Well, you are on your own again. I don't want to be here, I want to be there! I want frost, ice, snow in the end!

G.D.M.: What is snow?

She: Well, you're a grandfather, I generally watch that one. Yes, now Nikita will explain everything to you better than me.

Sings the song "Somewhere in the world", the girls dance.

G.D.M.: Oh-oh-oh, heat is good, cold is bad!

She: Yes, you take it! Cold is cool! Especially when it's sweet. Here you are! This is the most advanced anti-fry remedy.

He: She eats this remedy even in the cold, and here, on the beach, she is just a champion in eating ice cream.

He begins to sing a song: if you want me to show you something, I won’t tell anyone about it. All the girls on earth love it, it's just ice cream)

She: That was great. At such a moment, you always remember that the camera is bye-bye.

He: Listen, Santa, come on, take a picture of us with Nastya, with your snow maiden and with the filly. We will show our friends at home (they are photographed)

shutter sound

Grandma Frost: By the way, the horse is a symbol of the new year 2014. To all those born in the year of the horse, he promises success in all endeavors, good luck and happiness. This is your year!

She: That is, how, Baba Moroz, but what about me, Nikita, how are we?

Grandma Frost: Don't worry, Nastya, you better try the lottery!

She:(takes out lottery and reads) Your cherished desire come true. You will soon see your native places, where fun and an unforgettable experience awaits you. Hooray, I'm going home (getting ready to leave, then returns) Nikita, are you with me or what?

He: Nastya, stop it. You yourself perfectly understand that all this is nonsense. It will be possible to go only from January next year.

She:(looks at G.D.M. with resentment) That is, like this, yes, liars!

G.D.M.: Nastya swear, we need to improve: the desire will be fulfilled, together in the winter we will move

Magic Music

Action 2: In Russia

She: Here we are at home, we are at home! (joyfully). Opa, and here is the Snow Maiden, and you are here! Oh it's just unreal

Snow Maiden: Well, hello, my dears, you recovered somehow, but you tanned.

He: As we tanned, so we will turn blue. Some even did not want to collect things (pushing her by the shoulder), now the tooth does not fall on the tooth!

She: Well, okay, so be it, but it's more fun. We're home!

He: So no fun, where is that grandfather with gifts ah, no? Yes, it would be better if we stayed in Hawaii!

Snow Maiden: So, now we'll settle everything, SMS to Santa Claus: we are ready for the New Year, we look forward to it. Snow Maiden

To the song “The Holiday is Coming to Us”, D.M. comes in: on his head is an erokez, in his hand is a sled, where Harley Davidson is written

D.M.: I'm tired, Snow Maiden! Oh, tired! Where have I not been today! (Unfolds a sheet of paper) I was at the North Pole, at south pole was ... the penguins, you know, went completely crazy with this New Year! Gifts are demanded, dances are danced, he barely escaped ... Moreover, this damn Harley Davidson did not start. Oh, where are my faithful deer?

Snow Maiden: Santa Claus, so here are the children.

D.M.: Where? So they are already big, it’s not like dancing with them. Let them entertain us now.

Beat the Kremlin chimes

She: Time!!

Father Frost: Childish time!!!

The music starts and all the children dance a flash mob to the song "Non-Children's Time"

Snow Maiden 1: Grandfather, we received a telegram: they are waiting for us at the boarding school in the city of Oktyabrsky. Well, who will you take with you to the holiday: her or me?

Father Frost: This is a common thing! And then, we have been together since the first grade, and we are also responsible for everything that we do together.

Snow Maiden 1: Okay, grandfather, we agree.

Snow Maiden 2: We won't let you down. After all, we are one family!

Father Frost: My dear children! I congratulate you on the New Year, in which one of you will graduate from school and, I hope, successfully enter a technical school.

Snow Maiden

Father Frost: In order for this dream of yours to come true, you must be healthy, hardworking, hardy!

Snow Maiden(in chorus): We wish it to come true!

Father Frost: Well, those who are still in the 8th grade, let them also reinforce their successes with excellent grades and good mood!

Snow Maiden(in chorus): We wish it to come true!

(Pause).

Snow Maiden 1: Why are we standing? Waiting for anybody?

Snow Maiden 2: We are waiting for the director of the boarding school Tabrik Raisovich. Let him congratulate the guys on the upcoming new year.

Happy New Year! (Slams the clapperboard).

Snow Maiden.1

According to popular belief, as you celebrate the New Year, the whole year will be like that. So let's all dance together around the Christmas tree and sing, so that the coming year will be kind and cheerful.

He takes everyone to the Christmas tree, everyone dances, they sing the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."

Father Frost.

Well, well done! You will have a merry New Year. We sang with you, danced! But they are waiting for me in other places. I wish you a happy new year, see you next year!

Leading.

Now it's time for us to say goodbye. It is a pity that the holiday ended so quickly.

Leading.

But we hope that you will manage to keep the mood of fun, joy, expectation of something unusual for the whole year. We do not say goodbye to you, we say to you: "See you again!"

Father Frost: I completely forgot about the gifts, here they are! What's in the bag, I wonder? Any discs, cassettes, DJ? What would that mean?

Snow Maiden 1: This means that our gift is a New Year's disco!

Father Frost: DJ, DJ, let's call him guys together.

(All shout together with the guys. The DJ comes out).

Here you are, young man, disks and cassettes for the disco, I hope that everyone will be satisfied with the music.

Snow Maiden 2: Everybody dance!

Playing a funny or funny scene for the New Year is a great way to give a new direction to the boring official part of the holiday, to cheer up in the auditorium or at a New Year's Eve banquet. The main condition for such an introduction is surprise and the full impression of improvisation.

This does not preclude the need to carefully consider the text and check the wording, especially if they to some extent concern those present in the hall. The meaning of the act being played should be clear to the audience, therefore the topic is selected in accordance with the main contingent of viewers.

Funny New Year's scene for a corporate party - don't do it like we do

New Year's scenes in a large team are usually built in the form of unexpected improvisation and are designed to get the maximum effect. A funny scene for the New Year at a joint celebration should be played out by artistic people who have the makings of reincarnation, equanimity, some sense of the stage and no fear of general attention. It works well when people who no one can think of as actors take part in the performance - then the effect produced is all the more unexpected and the audience perceives its ending more cheerfully.

The meaning of the scene “Do not do as we do” is funny and funny sketches ( short scenes), which do not have to mention - New Year. Such a merry drawing of the hall can be used more than once in the evening, each time subordinating it to a new theme, and each time it will be unexpected for the public. In the first - because it flares up in unexpected place and without apparent reason, in the second and third - because no one expects them anymore.

Most often, these are not jokes about the New Year, so at the moment the sketch begins, no one understands that this is a pre-designed and rehearsed prank. Each skit can touch on a certain aspect of human relationships, but at the same time do not require special costumes, long rehearsals, paraphernalia and special talents from the participants. Improvisation, ease of execution and ease are welcome. There can be two or more participants in the drawing, it all depends on the written script.

The starting moment is chosen thoughtfully, and allusions to events should be unhackneyed, associative and understandable to everyone present.

Here are three start-ups for writing dialogue to be entrusted to witty people who know how to keep secrets:

1. The beginning falls on the next congratulation, which is loudly pronounced with a raised glass. There is a man in the hall who believes that he has more reason to make a toast than the current speaker. They exchange mutual accusations, the intensity of the dialogue increases, hints are used about circumstances that are clear to the entire team - international events, recent incidents in the office, high-profile scandals that have ever happened due to dishonest work. In the midst of a scandal, when those present no longer know whether to laugh or separate the disputants, they say congratulations and urge not to do as they did.
2. A dialogue between a boss and a subordinate is ideal for a New Year's prank. For his success, it is enough that both have a sense of humor, and pronounce the written text quite believably and emotionally. A cool impression is made by Internet memes woven into the dialogue and familiar to everyone, characteristic words that distinguish the participants in the sketch. The skirmish breaks off at the moment of climax, and ends with the same call not to do as they do and have a great coming year.
3. It is played by two members of the team, between whom there is not even a hint of a personal relationship, and has the character of a skirmish with attacks indicating the existence of a hidden connection. While everyone is sitting with their mouths open and digesting the information they receive, it turns out that this is a New Year's prank.

Each proposed option gives a lot of room for replicas, development of the plot, manipulations with objects and intonation coloring of the dialogue.

Interesting! If there is a videotaker in the audience, the reprises played will make a beautiful sequence, interrupted by the reaction of the dumbfounded audience, which skillful editing will turn into a wonderful memory for all those present.

Impromptu scene about a Christmas tree

A mini-scene for the New Year is an excellent addition to even the most thoughtful scenario, in which events develop in an interconnected and thoughtful way, flowing from each other. The Christmas tree, as an indispensable New Year's attribute, is present in the design of any hall, both for children and for adults.

Funny scenes with a Christmas tree are appropriate for a humorous scenario, and the New Year is a fun holiday where people prefer to laugh, have fun, express good wishes and hope for the best.

To successfully bring the idea to life, it is enough to find 9 participants who can play their role without costume and singing.

Although you can choose directly in the hall, carrying a hat with pieces of paper for a lot. It’s great if the host of the scene can sing a children’s song on his own, but both the phonogram option and the simple reading of the text are accepted. The task of the participants is to depict the characters from the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” with gestures and facial expressions. The reaction of the audience is not difficult to predict. In order for universal fun to reign in it, it is absolutely not necessary to have the skills of a professional mime. The diligence with which the participants try to play their roles is also enough.

The final stage - dancing under the tree and singing songs, will certainly find those who want to join them. For the manager of the evening, the signal for the performance of a festive miniature may be the feeling that the mood has subsided and the audience needs emotional recharging.

Scene Old Year against New with dressing up

New Year's scene with this name - from the proven classical repertoire, which invariably works when good option writing text. Such funny scenes should be written by an author who fully owns the situation in the team, the relationship between employees and departments. But this is not enough for the complete success of the played New Year's miniature. You need to skillfully insert into the text the events of the outgoing year, expected from the new change, hints at political topics and well-known memes. The task is not easy, but doable, especially since it is not worth delaying the execution.

In the classic version, the presenter, three employees, performers of the roles of the Old and New Years take part. Only the last two participants will need special costumes - one is beautiful and brand new, the other is pretty shabby.

In order for the main idea of ​​the sketch being played to be clear to the audience, they should have explanatory inscriptions on their chests - 2018 and 2019.

Such short scenes, at first glance, are funny; they are not often chosen for the New Year. People laugh at sad things. Because the text contains accusations of the old year, in which there were not only achievements, but also disappointments - economic destabilization, rising prices, negative legislative changes. But in the end they try to return the departed Old year, because the New promises them even bigger and less pleasant changes.

The scenario can be reduced, as well as the number of participants - leave the presenter, employee and performers of the role of the year. But the text should be well thought out so as not to reduce the festive mood of the audience.

Merry New Year celebration.

Scene-congratulation Flower-semitsvetik

This New Year's scene is a great opportunity to defuse the atmosphere in the hall a little, or just to cheer those present. She needs preliminary preparation. At in large numbers seven volunteers are chosen from those present, each of whom has a petal or just the name of a color clings to his chest.

Changing the conditions of the event:

• a mini New Year's scene will require pre-prepared funny predictions, which can be distributed randomly with petals, or presented in the form of lots for drawing;
• the funny scene becomes solely due to the humor of the author of the predictions;
• if the goal is to cheer up those present, they do not write negative prophecies about the New Year, but only promise good changes in the future or turn the process into a joke;
• in a small team, such predictions can be written as big flower with petals according to the number of those present at the celebration.

Small but funny mini scenes with predictions do not have to be arranged in this way. New Year is a time of fun jokes and dressing up. Prophecies about the future can be distributed by a funny clown for whom non-binding remarks are written, a gypsy in disguise or a one-eyed pirate with a parrot on his shoulder. The main thing in this plan is to instill hope in people for the future, to cheer up or add optimism. A.

Scene-performance with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden

Another indispensable attribute included in any, funny, and not very, scenario of the New Year. Under this name, there are many variations, ranging from dressing up the Snow Maiden in an unusual costume (in this case, Santa Claus's reaction to her unusual appearance is played out, and the main comic effect achieved by vague explanations about the causes of the transformation.

The scene for the New Year can be played out with the involvement of unexpected participants from the auditorium, trying to reconcile the quarreling grandfather and granddaughter, and with characters whose origin is hinted at by one or more accessories.

Have you had dreams with a New Year theme?

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A great option to cheer up - tell New Year's fairy tale, which the characters comment on in the most unexpected way - with characteristic phrases, body movements or remarks. The way to engage the whole audience is to make it react in a certain way to the inserted cues. It can be applause, the clink of glasses and whistles, screams. Santa Claus gradually speeds up the pace of the story, the audience does not have time to rebuild and in the right place they give signals at random.

It resembles a popular children's game, but gradually draws in everyone present, laughing out loud at their own mistakes.

Outcome

The use of scenes for the New Year is a simple and proven way to diversify what is happening at the celebration, charge those present with fun and carelessness, a sense of magic and the coming sacrament. For this purpose, there are many traditional and classic options that work basely for the public.

But created independently and modern help to cause unexpected and pleasant impressions for the New Year, leave unforgettable impressions, leave material evidence of the holiday.