List of forest animals (let's play with animals depending on the age of the child. For younger children, a couple of basic animals are enough, such as fox, wolf, hedgehog, bear, hare):


Squirrel
Chipmunk
Wolf
Raccoon
Hedgehog
Hare
bison
Boar
Marten
Fox
Elk
Bear
Mouse
Deer
Lynx
Sable

When night falls, a badger crawls out of its underground home. First, his long narrow muzzle is shown. With a sensitive nose, the badger sniffs: is everything in order, are there any uninvited guests nearby?
The head of the animal is light, with dark stripes from the eyes to small round ears.
And now the badger crawled out of the hole and hurries in search of prey ...
His body is covered with dense hair. Narrow in front, it widens towards the tail, resembling a wedge in shape - this is when you look at it from above. Paws are strong, but short, with strong large claws.
But then the badger began to dig up the ground. It was then that strong clawed paws came in handy ... Probably, now he hunts for beetles or earthworms. Maybe decided to feast on earthen wasp larvae or bumblebee nest honey.
Winter is coming and the badger must have time to accumulate fat before the cold weather. Sometimes he almost doubles his weight by winter! These reserves of fat are simply necessary for him. After all, he will sleep all winter in his deep hole.
The badger's hole is big. It has many "rooms", corridors and emergency exits. There are holes and "multi-storey". Only the "floors" go deep into the ground.
The badger is a neat and clean animal. He regularly takes out the litter from the hole - dry leaves, grass, moss. And all this carefully ventilates and dries in the sun.
Badgers are born in a clean, dry and warm hole - blind and helpless. Mom warms them, feeds them with milk. And takes out "sunbathing" in the sun. It's good for all kids.

Squirrel


Probably, many have seen a squirrel - red animal with a large fluffy tail. The squirrel boldly jumps from branch to branch, from one tree to another. If she is not offended, this funny animal not afraid of man.
A squirrel living in a city park can take a treat right out of the palm of your hand. Grab a nut - and with sharp teeth quickly - quickly gnaw it, get a tasty grain.
The squirrel is very fond of nuts and seeds of pine and spruce cones. She deftly guts the cone, takes out the seeds from it - and soon only a pile of scales will remain from the cone.
Squirrels love mushrooms! She even has them for the winter prepares. He strings mushrooms on twigs and knots of trees and dries, just like a caring hostess. In winter, when it is cold and hungry, mushrooms will be very useful to her.
Eats squirrels and snails and insects. The parents of the chicks will fly away for food, the squirrel is right there: chooses an egg for lunch.
Little squirrel - big badass. She boldly occupies someone else's home - the nest of a crow or a magpie. But often squirrels build their own nests from twigs and twigs.
All slits are carefully plugged with moss and grass. There is a piece of paper or wool - and they will go into action. The nest is cozy and warm - it is round like a ball.
The squirrel has several nest-houses. One nest is a bedroom. The other is for little squirrels. And there are nests where you can wait out the bad weather or hide from enemies. Squirrels love to travel and a spare nest is a good idea.
In winter, in bitter frosts, several squirrels can sleep in one nest at once. They plug the entrance to the nest with moss, snuggle up to each other with fluffy fur coats - it's warm and no frost is terrible! True, in extreme cold, squirrels prefer to sit in their nests - houses.
Why does a squirrel have such a big fluffy tail? An excellent jumper, she uses her tail as a steering wheel during long jumps. The tail helps her keep her balance.
But the squirrel jumping champion is considered flying squirrel. The flying squirrel has a special membrane between its front and hind legs. When jumping, she spreads her legs wide, the membrane stretches, and it seems that the squirrel has wings.
The flying squirrel jumps very far, its jump resembles flight. During such a jump - flight, it can even turn in different directions.
Squirrels have two coats: summer and winter. In winter, the fur coat is red and fluffy - very warm. And in the summer it's easier.

Chipmunk


A chipmunk is a small animal with a long fluffy tail that resembles a squirrel. And this is not surprising: the squirrel, like the gopher, is a relative of the chipmunk.
At the chipmunk reddish-gray coat with thick and warm fur, decorated with black stripes. But these stripes are not like those of a zebra or a tiger. They are located along, not across the body. On the curious muzzle of a chipmunk, light antennae bristle.
This dexterous, fast animal jumps, climbs trees well, deftly runs on the ground. Fallen trees, thickets, thickets of bushes are not a barrier to him, everywhere a chipmunk will find its way.
Chipmunks live in the forests. There are especially many of these agile animals where cedars grow, because Pine nuts are the chipmunk's favorite food. The whole day, from morning to evening, the chipmunk is in trouble. He not only feeds, but also stocks up for the winter.
Looking for food chipmunk travels long distances. But how to bring nuts or acorns to the pantry? The chipmunk has no pockets, but there are roomy cheek pouches. He will stuff them so that his cheeks will swell - and go home!
The chipmunk arranges its shelter under the roots of trees, in the voids between the stones. It can also take a hollow in a tree. But most often the house of a chipmunk is an underground hole. There are several “rooms” in it: there is a warm bedroom, next to it is a pantry with supplies. There is even a toilet... The animal is very clean.
In winter, the chipmunk sleeps, but not as soundly as the bear. Hungry - and in the pantry. And there all the stocks are laid out in heaps. Here are mushrooms, here are berries, and here are nuts. Everything is dried, everything is safe and sound.
The chipmunk eats and goes back to sleep.
There are a lot of stocks in the pantry. Enough for the whole winter, and even for the spring will remain!

Wolf


The gray wolf is the hero of many fairy tales. In them, he is most often called the "gray robber."
A long time ago, man managed to tame this formidable and dangerous beast. From gray wolf all dogs have their pedigree, some of their breeds look like him. Especially German Shepherds.
The wolf is bigger than the dog and his tail never twists "in a ring". Wolf fur is warm, thick, gray or reddish-brown.
Unlike dogs, wolves do not bark, but growls or howls. wolf howl- lingering, anxious. It becomes uncomfortable when you hear it in the evening twilight.
So the wolves "talk", communicate with each other. They mark their hunting grounds. The wolf is smart, brave and strong animal. He runs fast and swims well. Hunting, makes long trips.
Wolves often hunt in packs. Some of the animals drive the prey, while the other is waiting for it in ambush. To get to a sheep or a calf, the wolf manages to dig a hole under the barn. It will fit through a hole in the roof.
Surprisingly, the wolf never hunts near the place where he lives. He can arrange his lair near the village, even with a farm where animals are kept, but he will not give himself away, he will go far for prey.
Wolves are caring parents. Puppies - wolf cubs are born blind and deaf. The she-wolf feeds them with milk, and in case of danger transfers them to a new place.
wolf holes can be found in thickets of bushes, in ravines, under roots fallen trees. Parents bring live prey to grown up wolf cubs. The cubs play with her, learn to hunt.
Yes, wolves predators, them fair called "orderlies of the forest". There are no "bad" and "good" animals in nature. All of them are our neighbors on planet Earth.

Raccoon


The raccoon is a very interesting animal. Its size resembles a small dog. Raccoon fur is thick, fluffy and long.
On a curious muzzle there is a black stripe through the eyes. Like a raccoon put on a carnival mask. The long fluffy tail is also decorated with dark stripes.
The raccoon has tenacious paws. They help the animal deftly climb trees, climb into hollows. Sometimes you can see how a raccoon moves along a branch, like a sloth: hanging with its back down.
The raccoon is not afraid of water and swims well. Often, at low tide, it goes far into the sea in search of crayfish and crabs. And, of course, do not miss the opportunity to fish.
The most famous raccoon gargle. Its front paws are very dexterous and sensitive. With them, he catches prey in a river or swamp. And any food, before eating, rinses in water. For this strange habit among animals, he got his nickname.
It happens that a raccoon dips into the water and rinses its cubs. Not always like this water procedures to their benefit.
Raccoons are very curious. Often they enter villages and even cities. They make their lair in sheds, barns, under the house or in the hayloft. And in search of food, they can climb anywhere.
Cunning raccoons have learned to beg for treats on the roadsides. And people do not refuse these cute fluffy beggars.
Usually raccoons prefer to live alone. But where there is plenty of food, you can meet real raccoon flocks. Animals make raids on fields with crops and vegetable gardens.
But then the cold came - and the raccoons disappeared. No, they did not go to warmer climes, but climbed into hollows or minks and sleep: they are waiting for the arrival of spring. Sometimes in one hole raccoons can spend the winter with a whole friendly family.
Babies are born in the spring. They are small and blind. From mother's milk, babies grow up. Two months will pass, and young raccoons will dare to leave the hole. They will learn to take care of themselves, to find food. But they will stay with their parents for another year.
Raccoons are smart animals. They are well trained and even perform in the circus. They also live in zoos.

Hedgehog


Gingerbread man - prickly side. Who is it? That's right, hedgehog. He has a lot of prickly, sharp needles on his back. Why is a hedgehog like this prickly coat? They protect him from enemies. In case of danger, it curls up into a ball: there are few people who want to prick their nose or paw.
But then the danger passed, the prickly bun turned around, and a narrow muzzle with a black nose, shining eyes - beads, appeared. Paws with claws are visible, and if you look closely, then ears. The hedgehog snorts, puffs, hurries: it's time for him to have dinner.
During the day, hedgehogs sleep, climbing into a mink or hiding in dense bushes. And they go out in search of prey in the evening. Don't be afraid to attack poisonous snake viper. The hedgehog runs around the snake, exposes it with thorns. And at the right moment he will grab her with sharp teeth.
Often hedgehogs make their home next to a person. After all, people will pour milk and treat you with something tasty. Or maybe hedgehogs are attracted to sheds and barns where mice are found.
In autumn, the hedgehog begins to prepare for winter. He eats a lot, accumulates fat reserves for hibernation. It digs a mink for itself under the roots of trees, under a stump or a pile of branches. The hedgehog drags dry leaves, grass, moss into the mink and goes to bed until spring.
And in the spring hedgehogs are born - blind, deaf and without teeth. Their needles are soft, like wool. But a little time will pass, the eyes of the kids will open, hearing will appear, teeth will grow.
Mom - hedgehog feeds hedgehogs with milk. And when he leaves on business, he wraps the kids in leaves, grass, moss - as if wrapping them in a blanket.
The hedgehogs will grow up and begin to leave their house. At first they do not leave their mother - it is safer with her! But very soon they will become independent, and next year they will become completely adults.
Hedgehogs are beneficial to humans. They destroy harmful insects, prey on mice. Some people try to keep hedgehogs at home. But it will be better if the prickly bun remains in the wild.

Hare


“A coward, a gray bunny, jumped under the Christmas tree ...” Everyone knows this New Year's song. Let's get acquainted with the long-eared hero of the song.
The large ears of a hare sensitively pick up the slightest sound. A hare lurks in the grass, you won’t even notice it.
If the animal approaches him, the hare will quickly jump to the side. And now he is already rushing in big jumps - try to catch up!
The hare has long and strong hind legs. When he runs, the hind legs carry forward more than the front. He pushes off the ground with force and jumps several meters.
"Slanting" The hare is called because big eyes located on the sides of the head. And he sees not only in front of him, but also what is happening on the sides and even behind. And he sees from above!
A enemies the rabbit has enough. These are wolves and foxes, and predator birds. That's why the main task for the long-eared one, to lie low, to become almost invisible.
The white hare changes its gray coat to white in winter. It is not easy now to notice him among the snowdrifts. And the hare - he is found in the fields, steppes - walks all year in one fur coat. By winter, it also brightens, but not like the hare.
In fairy tales, a hare - coward. But not a fabulous hare - a smart animal. It can knock off the trail not only the fox, but also the hunter.
A hare jumps, leaves chains of traces. Suddenly it will stop, come back - in its own footsteps, and even jump far to the side. There are many traces, but there is no hare - it is gone! Where to look for it now?
During the day, the hare rests in thick grass or bushes. In winter, it lies directly on the snow. And in the evening or in the predawn hours it feeds. The hare eats grass, various plants, gnaws twigs. In winter, it gnaws bark from trees. And often visits gardens and orchards.
Bunnies don't live in packs. Only in the spring they gather somewhere in the clearing. They play, jump, catch up with each other. Or they drum on the hemp with their paws - they show that they are the most daring and brave here!
Hare mother-hare feeds fat milk. Feed and go about his business. And the hares will hide, their ears will be pressed - they are not visible. Mom will stay “at work” - another hare can feed them.
Bunnies grow quickly, they will soon become independent.

bison


Bison is the largest of the wild bulls. Him long thick hair on a high nape, on the shoulders. And the hair on the chest and neck resembles a shaggy beard. From the bison breathes strength and power.
But, despite the powerful physique, the bison easily and quickly moves through the forest, through deep snow. A wide ditch or a high fence is no obstacle for him. The bison will deftly jump over the obstacle.
European bison - close relative American bison and very similar to him. The huge bison feeds on grass, branches and shoots of shrubs, and gnaws on the bark of trees. Can also eat mushrooms.
Bison graze in the morning and evening. During the day they lie and chew gum.
Bison are kept in groups. They have a good sense of smell, but hearing and vision are worse. When meeting with a person, bison line up in a semicircle and look: who is approaching them. It's like preparing for an attack.
But in fact, bison are cautious animals. They are the first to try to hide in the forest thickets. But if the bison is injured, protects the baby or has nowhere to go, he attacks. Sharp blows curved horns do not bode well for the attacker.
When it comes time to start a family, bison sometimes fight among themselves. But most often strong animals only show each other threatening poses.
A born baby - a bison very quickly gets to his feet and runs after his mother. She takes care of him: feeds the calf with milk, protects him from trouble.
The fate of bison is sad. Once upon a time, numerous herds lived in forests and mountains. But in the end they were almost gone.
Today bison hunting is strictly prohibited.

Boar


The boar has a powerful body covered with thick, stiff bristles. The muzzle of the male is decorated with large sharp fangs. Strike boar fangs even wolves and tigers are afraid.
A strong and formidable boar is the ancestor of domestic pigs. It happened a very, very long time ago. It is believed that the first domestic animal was a dog, and the second - a wild pig, which eventually turned into a well-known "sow".
It was not easy to domesticate the boar. Calm in appearance, even lazy, in a moment of danger he becomes a ferocious and dangerous beast.
Swims great. Even wide rivers are not an obstacle for him. The boar can run fast. His hooves are arranged in such a way that, without falling through, without getting bogged down, he calmly crosses swampy places.
The boar loves to swim in a hole filled with water and liquid mud. Just like a domestic pig. But he's not dirty. It just escapes from the heat and insects that have settled in its stiff bristles.
Closer to winter, the wild boar has a warm and thick undercoat. And fat accumulates under the skin. And in winter it does not freeze. But when there is a lot of snow, he has a hard time. It is not easy to walk in deep snow, and even dig out food from under it.
The wild boar eats almost everything that can be found in the forest: acorns, nuts, seeds, roots and tubers of plants, berries, mushrooms, fruits of wild apple trees and pears.
Boars often visit fields and gardens where they dig up potatoes, turnips, beets ... Of course, people do not like it when the harvest disappears.
Wild boars live in small groups. Piglets are born in a secluded place, in a lair. It is drowned with herbs, moss, branches.
The kids lie, closely clinging to each other, warming themselves. Their backs are decorated with light stripes. This coloration makes piglets, small boars, invisible among dense thickets, spots bright light and shadows.
The grown-up piglets mince behind their mother, learn to dig the ground, to get food on their own.

Marten


The marten is a dexterous, beautiful and predatory animal. The body is lean, flexible and strong. The coat is fluffy, warm, thick. On the throat and chest there is an ornament - a yellow or orange spot. And on the paws are strong sharp claws. They do not hide, like a cat, in soft pads on their paws.
The badger, a close relative of the marten, sleeps sweetly in its hole in winter. And the marten hunts both in winter and in summer. So that the paws do not freeze in winter, dense short fur grows on the pads: the marten seems to be wearing socks.
The marten sleeps all day, only with the onset of night comes out in search of prey. The marten is a clever and lucky animal. Here is a nimble predator flickering among the branches, jumping from tree to tree: this animal bypasses its hunting grounds.
She will definitely look into all the hollows, check the nests hidden in thick branches: she is looking for sleeping birds or squirrels. This is her prey. And often stays daytime sleep in an empty squirrel's nest...
The marten hunts not only upstairs, in the trees, but also on the ground. Here she attacks hares, grouse and big birds- black grouse. If the hunt was successful, the marten will hide the remains of the prey somewhere in a secluded place - in reserve.
Marten can be found not only in the forest.
In the spring, marten babies are born. They are still blind, defenseless. Mom feeds them with milk, and when the cubs grow up, she brings other food.
The marten is famous for its wonderful fur. Light, warm, beautiful. And today they are specially bred on fur farms.

Fox


Lisa is a real beauty. She has a warm red coat. Narrow curious muzzle. Her ears and paws are black. But the fox is proud of its tail - large, fluffy.
The tail is also red, and the tip can be dark or white. When a fox runs or jumps, the tail helps it keep its balance.
The fox is really smart, observant, dexterous and cunning animal. The red-haired "cheater" prefers to live not in a dense forest, but closer to the edge. Or where there are fields, ravines, small copses.
Often a fox lives next to a person - not far from the village and even the city. In order not to catch the eye of a person or relatives - dogs, both dexterity and cunning are required.
An observant fox knows that when a dog sits on a chain, there is no need to be afraid of it. Let yourself lie! And she minds her own business. The fox may not pay attention to the people working in the field: they are not up to her.
But if she is in danger, the fox, almost flattened in running above the ground, stretching out her fluffy tail, quickly runs away. Get the fox! Hold on! And she was gone!
Sometimes hunters look for a cheat in forest thickets, along ravines, and she will run away into a field sown with tall wheat or oats and hide. Very close to the village where the grief-hunters live.
Some are sure that the fox only hunts by stealing chickens. Of course, the fox will not refuse chicken, but this does not happen so often. The fox's main food is mice.
The fox also hunts hares, catches birds, ruins their nests. Will not refuse beetles and other insects. Will gladly swallow a frog, lizard or snake.
The fox loves to eat berries, fruits, some plants. Patrekeevna has a rich menu.
The fox has good hearing and sense of smell. In winter, the fox “mouses”: it runs across a snow-covered field and listens to see if a mouse squeaks under the snow. If he hears, he will dig and seize the prey.
Sometimes he will be so carried away by prey that he can let him close: the fox's eyesight is not so good.
A fox digs a hole to breed. But she herself does not want to work, and she often takes other people's holes. But he will definitely make several emergency exits: which does not happen in life!
Fox cubs are born blind, deaf and toothless. The fox feeds them with milk. And soon the cubs both see and hear. And they cut their teeth.
Grown up fox cubs do not sit in a hole for a long time. They are interested in exploring the world. But as soon as the fox barks, the cubs quickly hide in the hole. Or they run to their mother.
Foxes do not gather in flocks, they prefer to live alone.

Elk


Giants live in our forests - not fabulous, but real, forest giants. These are moose. Someone might say that they are not as handsome as red deer.
The moose has a large hook-nosed head. The upper thick lip is longer than the lower one. The body is massive, with a nape that looks like a hump.
In the whole guise of a forest giant, power and strength are felt. Long ears sensitively pick up the slightest sound. Warm thick wool protects the animal from frost.
Elk legs are long, with wide hooves. They allow you to walk in deep snow, in a swamp.
And moose run fast. And not only on an open flat place, but also through forest thickets, along hillocks and bogs.
If you meet a river, the elk will easily swim across it too. And he can even dive underwater for a moment.
The moose also has an ornament - large wide horns. And so that they do not interfere with running through the forest thickets, the elk raises its head, as if putting its horns on its back.
True, in winter, the elk sheds its decoration. Nothing, a new one will grow in the summer!
Sometimes the moose is called " forest tramp". Yes, moose love to travel. It happens that they wander into parks, and even onto city streets. In winter, of course, moose travel less.
On a hot day, moose love to go into the water: both cool and rescue from mosquitoes and midges.
Moose are strong and brave. Strong horns, a hoof strike will stop the enemy - a wolf or a bear.
Babies are born in the spring. Moose moose mother gently licks her cub, feeds him with milk.
Everyone who goes to the forest knows that if a moose cow walks with a calf, it is better not to approach them! And the calf, in case of danger, hides - hides. If you pass by, you won't notice.
Surprisingly, forest giants can be tamed! On moose farms moose are milked like cows.
Their milk is very useful, they are treated with some diseases. Moose do not live on the farm, they come to people on a special signal.
These amazing giants live in our forests.

Bear


The bear lives in the forest, he is big and strong. Thick warm coat of dark brown, brown color. He is the hero of many fairy tales, in which he is called either Mikhail Ivanovich, or toptygin, or clubfoot. Many children's favorite toy is a teddy bear.
The big bear seems clumsy, clumsy. But that's not the case at all. The brown bear is a strong and very agile animal. He can run fast, almost silently, climb trees and even swim perfectly.
The bear is a famous sweet tooth. No wonder many people believe that the word "bear" means "knows where the honey is." The bear also loves berries, nuts, fruits and insects. When oats ripen, the bear often comes to the fields to feast on ripe grains.
Bears are avid anglers. But they catch fish not with a fishing rod, but with their paws. Their paws are wide and have large curved claws. And although the bear looks good-natured, it dangerous beast and looks a little like a plush toy.
It is said that when a bear sleeps in a den, it sucks its paw. Maybe the bear warms his paws with his breath, but he does not suck them. The den - the bear's winter home - can be under the roots of a fallen tree or in a large pile of brushwood.
But sometimes the bear digs its own hole. From above will fall asleep a lair fluffy snow, there will be only a small hole, "brow", - for air.
In the middle of winter, cubs are born in the den - small, blind. The mother bear feeds them with milk. In the spring they come out of the den. In addition to the bear, their older sister looks after the babies. She is already a year old. Such a bear - a nanny is called a pestun.
Bear cubs arrange funny Games. Somersaults, catch up with each other, climb trees. So they prepare for an independent life. Bears often perform in the circus arena.

Mouse


small gray mice are the heroes of many fairy tales. They write poems and make cartoons about them. And someone is afraid of mice ...
Mice are small animals. They have shiny black beady eyes. The coat is gray, the fur on the abdomen is lighter. The tail is long, almost naked. It is covered with sparse short hairs. Paws with tenacious fingers and claws.
It is interesting to watch how the mouse washes - with two front paws. Mice have a good sense of smell and hearing.
Often mice settle in human dwellings, barns, on farms. A house mouse can slip through any crack.
She arranges a nest for herself both under the floor and in the attic or other secluded place. Of course, people do not like such a neighborhood. After all, mice gnaw on everything that they consider edible. And not just bread crusts, cereals, cheese or vegetable stocks.
Mice can ruin shoes, clothes, books, and more. They are carriers dangerous diseases. Cats, owls, hedgehogs help people fight mice.
IN warm time years, mice often appear in gardens, vegetable gardens and fields - they make shallow holes there. And with the onset of frost, they again move "under the roof."
House mice are used for scientific experiments and experiments.
There are special breeds of these animals bred by man, such as white mice.
A mouse is a baby, unlike a house mouse, lives in a field, in a green meadow, in a forest. The house mouse is a giant in comparison. In winter, it hides in holes, and in summer it builds a house for itself - a grass ball. It is fixed high above the ground - on the stems of plants, on the branches of bushes. Sometimes just on the ground. But among the dense vegetation it is difficult to see the house.
In this house - a ball, tiny mice are born. Every time the mother-mouse goes on business, she carefully closes the entrance to the nest. Funny and amazing mice - babies are sometimes specially kept at home, like hamsters or guinea pigs.

Deer


There are many different types of deer living on Earth. There are small, slightly more cat. And there are giants - these are moose. But they are all very beautiful, each in their own way.
The noble deer is not only a beautiful, but a strong and large animal. The very name "noble" is very suitable for this deer.
A head held high is decorated branched horns. The number of processes - "branches" is so large that deer horns sometimes compared to a crown.
Only males have horns. Every year they shed them, but new ones grow up, just as beautiful and powerful.
The deer has tall, slender legs. On the elongated head are large round eyes. The deer sees well everything that is being done around. Movable ears catch the slightest rustle. The sense of smell of a deer is also excellent.
The habitats of the red deer are forests, mountain slopes, thickets of bushes, glades with tall dense grass.
Deer live in small herds. In summer, especially in hot weather, water procedures are taken. So they are saved both from the heat and from the annoying midges.
Like all deer, red deer visit salt licks to lick the salt.
The main enemy is the wolf. Deer defend themselves with strong hooves and sharp horns. A wolf can't handle a healthy, strong deer.
Autumn for deer is the time for weddings. Male red deer roar at dawn. This deer “song”, reminiscent of either a heavy sigh, or a drawn-out moo, or the sound of a trumpet, can be heard for many kilometers.
In red deer, babies - deer are born in a spotted outfit. Adult deer no longer have spots.
The spotted deer is smaller than the red deer. But this is one of the most beautiful deer. His summer “clothing” is in bright light spots.
But in winter they are hardly noticeable. Or they don't exist at all. This coloring helps to camouflage.
When a baby is born, at first he lies, hiding in the grass. And the mother grazes nearby so as not to attract the attention of predators to the baby.
Many have a light spot near the tail. It is like a beacon - a guideline so as not to get lost and not to fall behind. And also mother - a doe and a deer "talk" - bleat.
From deer antlers - antlers - they make a valuable medicine "pantokrin". Today, sika deer hunting is prohibited.

Lynx


The lynx is very similar to a cat. Only big. And she lives in the forest. She has big strong paws - shaggy and wide. On such paws it is good to walk on loose deep snow.
The head of the lynx is decorated with “whiskers”, and the tips of the ears are tassels. But her tail is short, as if chopped off. She is dressed in a warm yellow-red fur coat. And there are dark spots on the sides, back and paws.
The lynx is a strong, agile and cunning animal. She is great at climbing trees and rocks. And, unlike a domestic cat, it is not afraid of water. If necessary, swim wide river. In search of prey, she sometimes has to make long journeys.
The lynx is a skilled hunter. She can patiently wait for her prey in ambush on a forest path. Silently creeps up - and quickly jumps. If the prey runs away, the lynx pursues it. There are many hours and even days on end ...
The lynx hunts for swift-footed hares, forest birds, attacks deer and roe deer. Sometimes it enters villages and towns. And then dogs and cats become its prey.
Many hunters dislike the lynx, considering it a robber. Often a cunning lynx will check all their traps and traps before the hunters. And, of course, he will not miss the opportunity to profit from someone else's prey. And loose deep snow, in which other animals can easily get bogged down, is not an obstacle for her.
Shelter for her are pits under the roots of trees, caves or a crevice in the rock. She also occupies other people's holes. The main thing is that the place was secluded and no one could disturb her.
Babies are born blind, in a fluffy fur coat. Only after a few days will their eyes open. The cubs are raised by both parents. And when the kids grow up, they, along with adults, participate in the hunt.

Sable


Sable is a dexterous, beautiful and fast animal. He likes to live where there are a lot of fallen trees, snags, thickets.
The sable has a flexible strong body, a small fluffy tail, wide paws with sharp claws. On the head with a narrow muzzle are small, almost round ears. Sable is famous for its fur coat.
Sable fur is very beautiful. It is thick, fluffy, soft and warm. The color is black-brown, but sometimes light-brown. And on the throat and chest of the animal, a yellowish spot is noticeable. In winter, the fur is especially lush, and in summer the sable looks thinner and longer.
For housing, the sable chooses hollows not very high above the ground. Or arranges a shelter in an old stump, under a snag. He is excellent at climbing trees, jumping from branch to branch. But more often it runs on the ground.
In winter, the sable prefers to get over by traveling on top. Here a sable runs along the trunks of fallen trees, along snags and branches ... And suddenly it dives into a snowdrift! And there, under the snow, continues its journey. And shelter from enemies, and prey can be found. For example, capercaillie or black grouse, they also hide in the snow from frost and bad weather.
It happens that a capercaillie takes off, and the sable clinging to it rises into the sky with it.
Sable hunts both day and night. Each animal has its own territory, which it defends and drives out all rivals from there. Things sometimes come to a fierce fight.
The badger, a relative of the sable, sleeps in winter. But sable is not. If a blizzard is raging, he sits in his shelter. The bad weather subsides - goes fishing. But he tries not to go far from home.
Babies appear in the spring. They are tiny and defenseless. Their eyes open only after a month. The female feeds them with milk, and the sable - the father brings food. The sables grow up and by the fall they begin an independent life.
Russia has long been famous for sables. Russian tsars in the old days presented sable skins to honored overseas guests, sent fur gifts to the rulers of other countries. Warm, light, beautiful sable fur has always been highly valued. But hunting reduced the number of these animals. And now the sables have to be protected.

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Abstract of the lesson in preparatory group"The wolf and the fox are forest predators"

Target: Clarify children's ideas about the lifestyle of a fox and wolf in winter time . Build a sense of fitness predators for food: sensitive ears, sharp eyesight, good sense of smell, endurance. Exercise children in the ability to compare and describe animals.

2. Letter wolf and fox

Target: Show the need for the existence of all kinds of animals on earth, regardless of our likes and dislikes. Rid children of the wrong stereotypes of attitude towards many of them.

Development environment: toy-hare, paintings "Hare on the bed", « Wolf Pack in winter", « Fox» , "Bear Den", model "Long and Short Legs", the contours of the house, trees, pictures depicting wolf, foxes.

1. Educator: A bunny came to visit us, brought a new riddle (reads a riddle):

cunning cheat,

red head,

Fluffy tail - beauty,

And her name is. (fox) .

Hangs out a picture with a fox. Offers to talk about it in the following way plan: where he lives, what he eats, how he gets food in winter.

One or two children make up a story about a fox that they tell a toy bunny (hold him in hands, show him a picture). The teacher completes.

Then he removes the picture with the fox, thinks riddle:

Grey, toothy

Prowling through the fields,

Who to eat, looking for. (Wolf)

Hanging a picture with wolf. Likewise, children talk about wolf bunny.

The teacher demonstrates on the carpet the first "floor" forests. Sets questions: Why wolf and fox are called predators? What helps them hunt animals? How they behave wolf and fox hunting? Why wolf Can you run fast and long?

To clarify children's ideas about the adaptability of animals to predatory the teacher demonstrates the lifestyle of the model - gray and red "legs". She asks which ones are longer. (higher). Offers to find out what "legs" can run faster. Draws two horizontal lines on the board with chalk - paths, marks their beginning. Then shows how "legs" walk the same way. Makes five steps gray "feet" on one track. On the other path redheads "legs" also take five steps. The teacher talks with children:

How many steps did gray "legs"? What about redheads?

Same, five. Look at the track "legs" gone further (gray).

Think and say why gray "legs" gone further? (Because they are longer.)

Why gray "legs" do more steps, and redheads take less? (Because the gray ones are longer).

So what "legs" can run faster - gray or red?

gray "legs" whose? (wolf.) Whose redheads? (Foxes.) Which one runs faster? (Wolf.) That's why the wolf can run fast. And he runs for a long time because his legs are stronger.

What else helps wolf eat meat, chew bones? (Sharp strong teeth.) What helps you get food? (Sensitive ears, keen eyesight, good sense of smell, endurance.)

Competition game (between the boys' team and the girls' team) “Who will name the signs of difference and similarity more”.

Two portrait paintings of a fox and wolf. Children first look for differences, then for similarities.

At the end classes the teacher turns to the toy bunny: "Now you know about predators of the forest. Probably already understood how dangerous they are. Stay better in group with guys. When they go to the forest, they will take you with them.”

Physical education minute

Hares are jumping - hop-hop!

Yes to white snow

Sit down, listen

Doesn't it go wolf.

One - bend, unbend,

Two - bend down, stretch.

Three - in the hands of three claps,

Three head nods.

2. Educator: Children, would you like to get to know wolf and fox? Let's write them a letter and invite them to visit.

Letter wolf

Where: forest country, dark forest, lair in the thicket.

To whom: Wolf Ordinary.

Profession: predator. Destroys sick and weak animals. Is « forest doctor» .

Special signs: sharp teeth, strong jaws, good flair, very hardy, strong.

Cloth: wool - gray thick fur, protects from the cold.

Menu: meat of wild and domestic animals.

Enemies: People.

Dear wolf!

Come visit us in the forest. There is also wolves. We think you will become friends with them. You run, you can eat. There are several wolf dens there. There is no one in the forest at night. Goodbye, wolf!

fox letter

Where: forest country, dark forest, burrow between tree roots.

To whom: Fox Ordinary.

Profession: predator. Catches mice, chickens.

Special signs: fluffy tail, soft paws, sharp claws on the feet to catch mice. Sharp teeth, good scent.

Cloth: red fur. In autumn it hides in dry thickets.

Menu: mice, voles, small animals, wild and domestic birds.

Enemies: human, dogs, wolves and bears.

Dear redhead fox!

We invite you to visit our forests and live in them. In them you will find places where no one can disturb you. Here you will not be bored, as wild boars are found in our forests, wolves, moose. You can hunt hares, mice, moles, partridges. Here you will not be bothered by people, as hunting is allowed only at certain times.

A few days later, the children receive answers from the fox and wolf, educator with children reads.

fox letter

Hello dear friend!

Writes you an answer forest dweller - red fox. They also call me the common fox, but I prefer the first name. Who wants to be ordinary? All of us foxes are absolutely extraordinary! Not for nothing that all the guys know us, even the kids. How many fairy tales have been written about us! But not all stories are true. In some of them we are portrayed as very cunning, prudent. We deceive everyone, we try to outwit everyone. For this, many foxes do not like human fairy tales. Because in life we ​​are different. For example, in many fairy tales, foxes turn out to be more cunning than simple-hearted and stupid wolves. In fact wolves they also represent well. It's not easy to deceive them!

It helps us a lot that we know well the places where we live, we know where it is better to hide, where to run in case of danger. We can say that local history is our favorite lesson in forest school. We cannot live without it. It's hard to believe, but we're not that hard to fool, which is what many hunters do. Too many people want to hang our tails around their necks. There's no way I can understand Why wear a ponytail around your neck? He must be in a completely different place. And in general, this outrageously: want to have a tail (no matter where)- grow your own, and do not kill foxes and other animals because of someone else's tail. And it's disgusting your books read: they say that fox- it's valuable fur animal. There are other stupid things, I don’t even want to remember. And why did this man arrogate to himself the right to decide which of the animals is valuable and for what! We are all needed in nature, all are priceless. Both with good fur and without fur.

Sorry, got distracted. It's time to tell about yourself. I live between the roots big tree. This is my lair. I have a great deep hole. They say a badger lived there before me. Now he has moved somewhere, and I have become the mistress of this house. I hunt mostly at night. I sneak very quietly, cautiously, looking around, sniffing, and, despite the late night time, I do not yawn. Whoever misses the prey will go to bed hungry. My food diverse: I can eat a young roe deer, and I will not disdain a May beetle. I love hares, mice, birds. This is how nature made me.

Not to visit you I can: I'm sorry, I don't trust people. I believe in you, my new friend, but not so much in others. I will come to visit you in a fur coat, but I will stay without it! What if someone likes my fur coat? No, I'd rather stay in my forest. Everything in the city is alien, incomprehensible, frightening. You'd better come to us in the forest, suddenly you come across my lair. It is not difficult to distinguish it from other fox houses. Right at the entrance on a piece of bark written: "The most tidy, exemplary lair of the Red Fox".

Hello to everyone who does not sew collars and fur coats from foxes. I hope most of you are like that.

devoted to you Fox

Letter wolves

Hello dear friends!

The smartest write to you wolves in our forest - the rest do not know how to write. We were commissioned to write responses to your letters of invitation. We were very glad to hear from a man, because people so rarely treat us well. We know that from childhood you are told all sorts of fables about us: we are evil, and stupid, and any the fox will deceive us, and we eat unfortunate hares, and grandmothers with granddaughters, and young kids. We, when we listen to these tales, weep bitterly, or rather, howl - so we are offended by the wolf race! After all, all this is not true, only foxes like it and they laugh.

Once a hunter lost a box of matches in our forest, on which a beautiful wolf, just like the leader of our pack. We were delighted, and then a familiar dog to us (he lives with people, he is literate) said under the picture written: "Destroy wolves!» . So how do you trust people after that? True, in Lately many of you realized that we, wolves are needed in nature. It so happened that in one forest of all the wolves have been slaughtered, and then the hares divorced apparently-invisibly. They ate all the grass, took to the trees, gnawed the bark. The forest began to die, hares get sick, die. In general, everything got worse. People came to their senses, brought new wolves in the forest and things got better with time. After all, everyone in nature has its own role, and we, predatory beasts are also needed. Well, yes, you know this, it is immediately evident from the letters. Of course, there are all sorts of people among us. Especially when there is nothing to eat in the forest, it is hungry, and it becomes wolf"unemployed"- He has no one to eat. Then he can go to the village or to profit from the pasture. And if there is enough food in the forest, then we do not approach pets.

You described us correctly: it is clear that you know our special signs and life well. If you look at our teeth, you can immediately find out that we are carnivores and eat meat. By the way, we are also more cunning than any red foxes, we distinguish traces well. We are careful, strong, skillfully hide and think well (we hope that in our letter this is as noticeable as in yours). We have a keen sense of smell, sharp eyesight.

We do not like noise, silence is much more pleasant. In general, we are very distrustful. And why should we be trusting? Life has taught us to be like that. WITH wolves live - howl like a wolf.

You probably know that dogs are our relatives. We are similar to them, only more stooped and lean. By the way, you love dogs, pet them, feed them, take care of them - not like us. But we have common ancestors with them. And our life, in essence, canine.

You can't imagine how happy we were when we found out that there are guys who want to see us as their guests. Recently, a boy even wanted to send a car for us. But we don't trust machines. These are some strange animals. We do not know their habits, besides, the machines make strange sounds, as if they want to attack, and then run away. We'd rather run on our own.

We will consult and decide what to do. But we are still afraid to come home to you. If we come, then only to your forest. About your Tambov wolves have heard Don't hesitate to get to know them. Any Tambov wolf We are a friend and brother.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your messages. We know how to be faithful and devoted friends.

Most famous representatives orders of carnivores - wolf, fox and brown bear. Previously, they met in our forests more often and played a certain role in Everyday life people, which explains their popularity.

Bears frightened people in the forests and ruined apiaries. Foxes steal chickens. The wolves slaughtered the cattle. It is not entirely correct to blame them for this - the animals do not recognize either private or public property, and they hunted poultry and animals in the same way as hunters hunt game. However, if a wolf slaughtered a cow that feeds big family, then the normal desire of the normal head of such a family is to kill the robber. Fight for survival - either I am him or he is me. The people won this fight. It couldn't be otherwise. No animal is engaged in the purposeful destruction of another as a species. In nature, everything is interconnected and everyone needs each other. Even predators are needed by victims so that they do not degenerate.

Results for today. It is almost impossible to accidentally see these animals in Central Russia. Foxes are very careful. Wolves and bears also do not seek popularity. Besides, there are just too few of them left. In fact, to see a pack of hungry wolves in a winter forest or a hungry bear that just got out of the den in early spring better not worth it.

I saw a brown bear in nature once on Baikal, and in a relatively crowded southwestern area. She was also with a teddy bear. In such cases, the she-bear, without hesitation, rushes at any large animal approaching her, including humans. She rushed at the first of our group, when he unexpectedly appeared on the top of a small hillock. When five more of us appeared at the summit after our senior, the she-bear changed her mind and rushed at full speed into the forest from the clearing along which we were walking. The teddy bear ran after her. The greatest impression of the meeting was with the one of us who went first.

In everyday life, a fox, a wolf and a bear are found in fairy tales, cartoons, anecdotes, sayings. "Shameful wolf" - a very bad person. "Lisa Patrikeevna" is a very cunning woman. "You're like a bear" - stepped on his foot. A teddy bear is a favorite toy for kids.

There is a lot of literature about these animals, both popular and special. Maybe separate pages about them will appear here later.

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Early morning in the village, an ordinary family mother, son and father without legs,

Early morning in the village, an ordinary family mother, son and father without legs, who lost in the war. The son is going hunting, takes a gun, a cartridge, then dad creeps up to him and says:
- Son, take me hunting, I really want to!
- Dad, how can I take you, you don’t have legs, what’s the use of you?
- And you, son, put me in a backpack behind my back, and if you suddenly see a bear, you shoot at him - you won’t hit him, turn your back, and I’ll kill him with one shot, you know - I shoot a squirrel in the eye from 100 meters! So we will bring home the booty, there will be something to eat in the winter.
The son thought and thought and said - Okay, dad, let's go.
They are walking through the forest, their father is sitting in a backpack, and then a bear meets them. The son shoots, misses, shoots again - again a miss, turns his back, dad shoots - also waves, again - another miss. The bear is already rushing at them, well, the son will give a tear, and in the meantime the father is shouting - they say faster, they will catch up! They've been running for an hour, they don't have the strength, the son understands that they won't run so far with dad - both will disappear, he decided to drop his backpack and run on.
He runs all out of breath home and says to his mother:
- Mother, we no longer have a father ... - with tears in his eyes.
The mother calmly puts down the frying pan, turns to him and says:
- How did I get fucked with my hunting, then dad ran in his arms 10 minutes ago, said that we no longer have a son!

They called a man at work for a corporate party, they allowed him to come

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They retired, did their business, the wife quickly left home. The husband arrived a little later, she decided to ask him:
J - So what? How do you corporate?!
M - Yes, gray boredom, the guys and I decided to go play poker, and before that, Petrovich, our boss asked him to change suits, as he got his dirty, so he was lucky, can you imagine, some kind of woman in f@pu gave!

The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at

The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at that moment his stomach twirled, he simply no longer had the strength to endure. They come to her apartment and the girl says:
- You come in, do not be shy, go into the room, and now I'm going to the bathroom - I'll powder my nose ...
It was somehow inconvenient for the guy to ask her forward, he decided to be patient, although he already had no strength to endure. Passes into the room, looks - a big dog is sitting. He took it and piled it in the room, and thinks that he will blame everything later on the dog, while he himself, contented at the time, goes to the kitchen to drink tea.
The girl with the bath comes out and asks him:
D: Why don't you go to the room?
P: Yes, there is a big dog, I'm afraid of it.
D: I found someone to be scared, she's plush ...
P: Wow, but shit like a real one!

Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, everyone has gathered

Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying down, all the animals have gathered in the barnyard and are discussing their future fate.
The bulls were the first to come out, they say: We must leave here while the hooves are intact. The roof has already leaked in the hangar, that it’s not rain, so we swim like ducks. Next come the pigs: they haven’t eaten normal food for 100 years, the straw is all rotten, they give water every three days. You can't live like this, you have to leave. All other animals supported: Yes, yes, enough to endure it and let's go. One Sharik sits still, everyone asks him:
- Sharik, why are you sitting?! Come with us!
Sharik answers:
- Yes, no, I will not go with you, I have a prospect!
Animals:
- What is the prospect? You will die of hunger here!
Ball:
- No, guys, I have a prospect here!
Animals:
- Well, what is your prospect here, you will get sick, pick up fleas and die alone here!
Ball:
- Not guys, I have a prospect ...
Animals:
- What is the prospect?!?!?!
Ball:
- I heard that the hostess said to the owner "... if things go on like this, then we will suck at Sharik's all winter ..."

The son approaches his father and asks: - Dad, what is

The son approaches his father and asks:
- Dad, what is virtual reality?
Dad thought a little and said to his son:
- Son, to give you an answer to this question, go to your mother, grandparents, and ask them if they could sleep with an African for 1 million dollars. He approaches his mother and asks:
- Mom, would you be able to sleep with an African for 1 million dollars?
- Well, son, it's not tricky, and we need money, of course I could!
Then he approaches the grandmother with the same question, the grandmother answers him:
- Of course, granddaughter! If I had a million dollars, I would have lived for the same number of years!!!
It's the grandfather's turn, the grandfather answers:
- Well, actually, once it doesn’t count, so of course - yes, for this million we would build a house by the sea, but we would finally leave my grandmother!
The son returns to his father with the results, and the father says to him:
- You see, son, in virtual reality we have three million dollars, and in real reality- 2 simple#tuts and one pid@r#s!

New jokes

One woman turned 50 years old, after all, the anniversary, I decided

One woman turned 50 years old, after all, the anniversary, she decided to spend all the donated and accumulated money on plastic surgery, spent insane 300 thousand rubles, as a result, she looks in the mirror and is amazed - she feels 20 years younger. I looked at myself in the mirror and went for a walk down the street, to check the reaction of passers-by.
She stops at a newspaper stand, buys what she needs and asks the seller:

- Well, probably around 33.
- But they didn’t guess, I’m exactly 50!
Satisfied, she goes on, goes to the pharmacy, then a similar conversation takes place:
- Girl, how old do you think I am?
- Nuu, I think around 28 years old!
- But no, I'm 50!
She walks down the street happy, goes to McDonald's, pays, asks the cashier the same question:
- Young man, how old do you think I am?
- Well, you must be 30!
- But no, I'm 50, but thanks!
The woman realized that the operation was a success, decided to go home, waiting for her minibus at the bus stop, and sitting next to her old man. Well, such beauty should not be wasted, I decided to ask him.
- Grandpa, how old am I?
- Madam, I’m already 82 years old, my eyesight is leaving, but in my youth I developed a unique method for determining age, it’s certainly not so scientific, but it gives a 100% guarantee, can I ask you to let me put my hands under my bra, then I can definitely say your age.
The woman was embarrassed, but still looked around - there was no one, she decided, why not - let her check! Grandfather with both hands, let's grope for her breasts and then slowly and lingeringly gives out:
- Madam, you are exactly 50 years old!
The woman was stunned and upset at the same time, she asks him:
- This is impossible! How did you guess? Maybe you are a psychic?!
- No, I stood behind you in line at McDonald's 5 minutes ago.

A meeting is taking place in the most secret bunker, unexpectedly

A meeting is taking place in the most secret bunker, the door suddenly opens and Stirlitz comes in with a whole tray of oranges, slowly approaches the safe, opens it, takes the documents, puts them on the tray and leaves.
- What is it? Who is this? shouts Hitler.
- And this is the Russian intelligence officer Isaev - all those present shout out loud.
Why don't you arrest him and shoot him?!
- It's useless, my Fuhrer, he will still get out and say that he brought oranges.

The policeman is bored in the car and is playing - he took an elastic band from

The policeman is bored in the car and is playing - he took an elastic band from his underpants and beats flies on the glass, he killed one, the second, already experienced. Then one fly says to him:
- Don't kill me, please, I'll grant you three wishes!
The policeman was at first taken aback, confused, then he says to her:
- I want a dacha in Italy and a big jeep!
Our hero immediately found himself in a beautiful and huge cottage on the coast of Italy, looking in the courtyard is an expensive Mercedes. The fly looks at him and asks - what is the third wish?
- I have a house and a car, I want to never work and have money!
At the same moment, the policeman returned to old car and as before with an elastic band from panties in his hands.

One fine, unremarkable day arrives

One fine, unremarkable day, a commission arrives at a madhouse, a boy suddenly runs up to him, the commission decided to immediately start checking and asks the boy:
- Boy, what's your name?
- I care...
- How do you not know, maybe you know what you want to be when you become an adult?
- I care...
Gee, thought the commission, not in order. They go on, a girl runs up to them. They ask her:
- Girl, what's your name?
- I don't care..
- Do you know who you want to become?
- I care...
The commission is shocked, they come to the head physician, scold him for three hours, set the task - so that in a month everyone knows everything. They come in a month, they ask the boy:
- What is your name?
- Vasya!
- And who do you want to become?
- Astronaut!
Satisfied, they go further to meet the girl:
- Girl, what's your name?
- Anya!
- And who do you want to become?
- Astronaut!
They come to the head physician - well done, how did you manage to achieve such success?
- I care...

Early in the morning, the son complains to his mother, says that he does not

Early in the morning, the son complains to his mother, says that he does not want to go to school:
- Mom, I don't want to go to school today, it's bad there!
- Well, son, why not?
- Come on, this school, there Petrov will again shoot from a slingshot, Senichkin will beat him on the head with a textbook, put Petrov on the steps and interfere with me all day. I don't want to go!
- Son, Vovochka, you have to go to school! In addition, you are already forty years old, and most importantly - you are the director of the school!